I can imagine piggy can tell us all about its uses, being that he ordered one when they first came out. Yeah, even as a young lad, he was one sick puppy.
P&T: I don’t know what you’re talking about. But I’m going to use that vibrating finger as a replacement for the real finger I lose when I slap you hard across the face.
Qenny: Welcome! I’ve seen you drifting around on other blogs. You belong here so please come back. And yes, I’m sure she uses it to limber up. Excellent suggestion.
Kaz: He needs that light on his head when he goes spelunking.
Tom: You are a man of few words. *hands Tom a glass of single malt* That’ll loosen your tongue. Piggy says all my friends are cunts. But I agree with you. They’re lovely. A lovely bunch of cunts.
Pink. Yes, you are special. Bless.
WW: ‘Huh’ is an American expression. Please use ‘eh’ in my presence.
Dentists my ass! This was an obvious ad gimmick from the 50s to get around the censors. If it plugged into the lighter in the car you could use it to give other motorists the finger while you talked on your cell phone. Where is my visa card I'll need two, one for each car window!
what frobi didn't tell you is that he likes to be sitting in the bath while utilizing the unique massaging properties of the vibrating prostate, uh, gum, massager. that smell? boilt rat for dinner! (icky rat. squirty rat.)
I had a dentist who was not very good, but the one thing he'd do after exams was feel my gums all over with his rubber-gloved fingers. It felt like a massage, and I loved the shit out of it, always craving more. Alas, I had to leave him.
why is there a picture of a male doctor in this add?
ReplyDeletepiggy can use it while tazzy is incapacitated.
yay. first! whoohooo!
Pink: That's a dentist, luv. The gum massager is recommended by DENTISTS. What did you put in your cocktail this morning?
ReplyDeleteGet 2 and save a dollar. Well I do have 2 sets of gums... *ahem*
ReplyDeleteI would stick it up my arse and massage my prostrate :)
ReplyDeleteIts a man's G spot y'know!
As long as you don't use it on your gums after Frobisher.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine piggy can tell us all about its uses, being that he ordered one when they first came out. Yeah, even as a young lad, he was one sick puppy.
ReplyDelete*slaps awaiting*
ReplyDelete*slips finger containing gum massager up her ample rump hole*
*notices there's one already up there*
*notices the batteries are depleted*
Frobi's a good boy. He always licks his fingers clean after playing around with his starfish.
The manky cunt.
So come on then, MJ, tell us how good it was for you.
And don't pretend you haven't.
I wonder if the lady in your previous post uses this device to limber herself up prior to a performance.
ReplyDelete'One for yourself and one for a friend' - synchronised gum massaging - bliss.
ReplyDeleteWhy has that pervert got a spotlight on his head?
Nothing to say about this - you know me, I couldn't imagine. But just to say I love the ambience of your blog nj, and all your friends are lovely.
ReplyDeletei know it's a gum massager. i just didn't get the doctor in the picture. i know, i'm special, and no cocktails were involved in breakfast.
ReplyDeleteBut look at that price!
ReplyDeleteWay cheaper than any vibrator/stimulator you'd be likely to find at the neighborhood sex shop, I bet.
Huh, MJ?
And it comes complete with carrying case. Must be discreet, of course.
Yeah I can think of other usage to it. Like vibrating something down there ...... hehehehe
ReplyDeleteBilly: It’s just the thing for you, then.
ReplyDeleteFrobi: Has the battery worn down yet?
D.Prince: Frobi’s filthy.
Awaiting: Piggy’s was a vibra-trotter.
P&T: I don’t know what you’re talking about. But I’m going to use that vibrating finger as a replacement for the real finger I lose when I slap you hard across the face.
Qenny: Welcome! I’ve seen you drifting around on other blogs. You belong here so please come back. And yes, I’m sure she uses it to limber up. Excellent suggestion.
Kaz: He needs that light on his head when he goes spelunking.
Tom: You are a man of few words.
*hands Tom a glass of single malt*
That’ll loosen your tongue.
Piggy says all my friends are cunts. But I agree with you. They’re lovely. A lovely bunch of cunts.
Pink. Yes, you are special. Bless.
WW: ‘Huh’ is an American expression. Please use ‘eh’ in my presence.
Charles: Are you pointing south?
*throws rock at piggy*
ReplyDelete*rock hits piggy in the eye*
*now piggy has one blue eye and one black one*
Take that you donkey's rear.
Dentists my ass!
ReplyDeleteThis was an obvious ad gimmick from the 50s to get around the censors. If it plugged into the lighter in the car you could use it to give other motorists the finger while you talked on your cell phone.
Where is my visa card I'll need two, one for each car window!
Awaiting: Donkey's rear? I see you're learning the lingo.
ReplyDeleteHE: A giant foam finger works nicely in traffic too.
actually, blowing the offending trafficker a kiss and a wink works so much better. they're so shocked they don't know what to do.
ReplyDeleteI heard that sometimes when a doctor checks a man's prostrate he loses it all over the doctor instantly. Is that true?
ReplyDeletePink: Or you could just show them your avatar.
ReplyDeleteMaddie: Let's put that question out to our readers. Is there a doctor in the house?
To a degree it depends on how hot the doctor is.
ReplyDeleteTom: How right you are!
ReplyDeleteUseless: You're in. By the way, which UM are you? Head UM? Or one of the others?
what frobi didn't tell you is that he likes to be sitting in the bath while utilizing the unique massaging properties of the vibrating prostate, uh, gum, massager.
ReplyDeletethat smell? boilt rat for dinner!
(icky rat. squirty rat.)
I had a dentist who was not very good, but the one thing he'd do after exams was feel my gums all over with his rubber-gloved fingers. It felt like a massage, and I loved the shit out of it, always craving more. Alas, I had to leave him.
ReplyDelete