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Happy Anniversary to our favourite Yorkshire poofs, Tazzy and Piggy.
We’re so glad you met and fell in love.
The Ballad of Tazzy and Piggy
There once was a funny wee Scot
Whose knickers would twist in a knot
How he pined for the day
Love would whisk him away
To places unmentionably hot
Then one day he logged onto a site
And a fella named Taz took a bite
They became quite besotted
His knickers unknotted
And now they shag every nite
yayyyyy! I'm first.
ReplyDeleteHappy anniversabarfary!
Yay! First! (Awaiting doesn't count).
ReplyDeleteI'm glad we met and fell in love too.
i'm third, which is now the new first b/c piggy discounted awaiting and since this post was about the pigster and tazman, they don't count. so i'm first!
ReplyDeletewe're happy the poofters are celebrating their love for one another. now if we could convince them to have a poofter wedding...
Nice ditty!
ReplyDeleteNow lets see your titty!
Or is that something too pretty?
Or something to pity?
Or even quite shitty?
OK Enough of the gritty.
I'm just being witty.
Shitty and to pity probably.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY ANNIVERSARY TAZZY AND PIGGY!!!
ReplyDeleteheres wishing you many more!!!
*throwing rose petals and 'Viagra' capsules*
not the viagra! you know piggy's already perverted. that's all he needs is something to keep him going 24/7
ReplyDeleteThank you *vomit* for all the nice wishes everyone (even Pinky).
ReplyDeleteThey are really appreciated, for some reason. And we're not even drunk yet.
And thank you, MJ, for the filthy phone call. :@)
piggy, you know you truly, madly, deeply, love us. otherwise, you'd shut down the blog and go into exile.
ReplyDeletemj - what color wedding dress are we making piggy wear?
I'm new here but I still want to say:
ReplyDeleteHAPPY ANNIVERSARY Piggy and Tazzy!!!
Great tribute MJ!
It would have to be scarlet.
ReplyDeleteIt'd match MJ's arse.
And your flange.
That Vixen sounds lovely.
ReplyDeleteWe like Vixen.
Ignore all those other cunt's Vixen - they're unworthy.
unless you were peaking, piggy, you wouldn't know what color my flange was, now would you?
ReplyDeletevixen, welcome to the insanity. ignore the poofs, they want to influence you the wrong way.
Happy Anniversary Gentlemen! How many years are we celebrating?
ReplyDeleteSo cool and actually I didnt know they are gay. Hehehehe. I wish I can have my anniversary as well!
ReplyDeletecharles, did the picture of the two men kissing not give you some type of clue that they were poofters?
ReplyDelete*hollers at mj - he's been smoking awaiting's crack pipe again*
*throwing more Viagra*
ReplyDeletewhy do you think I keep chucking this stuff?
*switches to Cialis and daisies*
* wipes tears from eyes *
ReplyDeleteThat was beautiful.
Shit! I must have drunk too much gin!
Awaiting: I liked your tribute. But that tatty Tatty vest has to go. Do you think he wears it to bed?
ReplyDeleteSID: Do you want Bitty?
FN: You can scatter the rose petals and Viagra at their upcoming nuptials.
Pink: Blue is Piggy’s colour. Taffeta would be nice. A blue taffeta meringue frock. Did you ever see the white wedding gown Awaiting designed for him? Classic.
Vixen: Nice to see you’ve come back. You seem like such a nice person. Too bad it won’t last if you stick around here.
Pamer: Gentlemen?! That’s a first!
*chokes*
Charles: They’re not your typical garden-variety poofs are they? They’re so butch and all. Well, Tazzy is anyhoo.
*ducks as Piggy throws his high-heel at my head
IDV: We’re all in tears.
mj you know that if piggy looks a wretched mess at his wedding, all the bridesmaids get to look fabulous. since we're to be the best man/woman and maid/matron of honor respectively, we're going to be getting all the attention. won't awaiting be jealous?
ReplyDelete*wonders off musing if stripper heels would be wrong for this wedding*
Pink: Midget Arse works wonders on people with her makeup kit. She'll bring out her trowel for Piggy's wedding makeup. And the crack filler.
ReplyDeletemj: i need to know if it's ok to be taller than the bride at a poofter wedding.
ReplyDeleteexactly what would the dress code for this wedding be anyway?
Pink: Haven't given the dress code much thought yet. As long as Taz doesn't wear that stripey vest.
ReplyDeleteLove the poem. Happy belated to Taz and Piggy.
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