Infomaniac will return on August 30th.
Going to Sin City!
I’m leaving August 23rd for Las Vegas and the Grand Canyon so this will be my last posting ‘til I return.
You can all finally have some peace while I’m away.
So far, all I’ve planned is my bar route around Vegas so I really need to take the next two days off to plan my trip.
I’ve already promised The Poofs a postcard so I’ll ask the rest of you lot too …
Want a postcard? Email your address to me before August 23rd and I’ll send you a postcard from Vegas or the Grand Canyon. Indicate which location you’d prefer.
While I’m away, I know you’ll have idle hands so I’ve come up with something to keep you busy.
I know that some of you, Awaiting for instance, are crafty, so this should be a real pleasure. Even if you’re not the crafty type, you’ll have fun with this DIY project. (nsfw)
Bye for now!
Kisses,
MJ
Vegas will never be the same.
ReplyDeleteHave fun MJ, we'll miss you.
Bollox. Second.
ReplyDeleteYay! Peace and tranquility for a few days!
I better get a nice postcard. None of that tacky shite that she usually sends.
I also think we should fill this post up with HUNDREDS of comments (each with links to sites of dubious content) for her to read on her return.
Oh and of course, none of the comments should make any sense whatsoever.
Which should make it easy for Pinky.
And we wont miss you!
ReplyDeletehave a wonderful time take care have lots of fun xx
ReplyDeleteOh she'll have lot's of fun alright. As will the gentlemen of Vegas.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when they stumble across (of fall into) MJ's own personal Grand Canyon.
Wowie! Have a nice trip MJ!
ReplyDeleteA 'trip' over the edge of the Grand Canyon would be fab!
ReplyDeleteEspecially if Mr MJ video's it and posts it for all to see.
*sighs*
We can dream, I suppose.
Thankyou everyone (except Piggy) for your warm wishes.
ReplyDeletePiggy: I'm going to have to find an Internet cafe while I'm away to clean up all the senseless comments you leave in my absence. Pillock.
Oh, and Mr. MJ won't be videotaping my demise as he's not going with me.
Argh! I went to Vegas for the first time in April, I think I'm still hungover.
ReplyDeleteHave a blast MJ. Can't wait to hear about it when you get back!
Have fun MJ! Hurry back though, we'll miss you! :)
ReplyDeleteYeah why not.The Grand Canyon please!
ReplyDeleteSomewhere to show the earthangels where they will never be.
*Emails addy*
Hey WV Is tox cj
I'm sure MANY men have pics of MJ's Grand Canyon SID.
ReplyDeleteYou dirty perverted cunt.
Instead of jellin' ala Dr Scholls guys will now start 'Melon'
ReplyDeleteI just have to say it,
That is just sad.
Now I am going to be suspicious of all the guys squeezing melons at Safeway...except for the guys who are smiling as they cup their hands gently around the two nicest firmest juiciest melons...
Ohhhhh! A project! Yippee!
ReplyDelete*clicks link*
*screams*
*runs down hallway past questioning children*
Okay, I am back to my innocent virginal state....
ReplyDeleteHave fun MJ! Don't gamble...or at least too much.
WHAT? P & T aren't going with you? Or S.I.D.? Or, perhaps most disconcerting, Mr. MJ?
ReplyDeleteI want a postcard from both places just to make sure you're still alive.
Have a fantastic time. Really.
I don't want a postcard. I'd like a share of that million dollar win that we've wished upon her.
ReplyDeleteFailing that, a postcard from the Grand Canyon (the real one, not MJ's) will suffice.
And a boulder if I can't have a stick of rock.
Postcards for all who requested them except Piggy who will have a boulder dropped on his house. And a stick of rock up his arse.
ReplyDeletepiggy - stop being mean to me. i can't help it i'm blonde on the inside. i thought swallowing bleach would clean my body, which was dirtied by your mean and questionable comments.
ReplyDeletemj - love ya. don't send piggy a postcard, he can't read it anyway.
awaiting - you were never innocent to begin with, so stop lying.
Hugs to Pink and Awaiting who will soon be on their own with Piggy ... without MJ to back them up. Good luck. You'll need it!
ReplyDeleteA big thanks to Pink who helped me with some techie stuff tonight.
ReplyDeletePink,should we tell Piggy about the starfish conversation?
Oh go on then.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell him everything. I don't mind.
Have fun! Don't get married...
ReplyDeleteI bet Mr MJ had thought that thought, Maddie.
ReplyDeleteThe poor tortured cunt.
May you win lots of money and see lots of Elvis impersonators.
ReplyDeleteThere is a huge ad campaign "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" The olny thing that stays in Vegas is your money ...
ReplyDeleteHopefully MJ will stay there too.
ReplyDeleteIt managed to trap Celine Dion, so they could do us all a favour (that's 'favor' in yank talk).
I'm still here, you know. In case you think you can talk about me behind my back.
ReplyDelete*looking at Piggy*
*starts humming 'My Heart Will Go On*
ReplyDelete*the specially extended version*
*a million times*
MAKE IT STOP!!!
ReplyDelete*changes to 'It's All Coming Back To Me Now'*
ReplyDelete*special 'Vegas Show Stopper 63 minute version without backing music*
*sets it on auto-repeat*
Take lots of pictures....and be sure to visit the Bunny Ranch...or at least allow the hubby to go.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...I love food, so take pictures of the food....
Don't gamble the morgage and don't talk to strangers. Just stare straight ahead and say 'yeah,yeah, leave me the fuck alone' and you will be fine.
mortgage....yeah, I think that's right.
ReplyDelete*in drunken stupor*
Piggy: I'm wondering how you know the titles of all these Celine Dion tunes. Closet Celine Dion fan I'm thinking. That's the only closet you're in, mind.
ReplyDeleteAwaiting: Food pics? You want food porn, don't you? Gastroporn? I'll see what I can do.
*Awaiting's getting freakier by the minute*
she can definately come up with some freaky shit.
ReplyDelete*hollers don't forget to bring me back my future husband!*
MJ - You know when you say you'll return on August 30th?
ReplyDeleteYou mean August 30th, 2007 don't you?
*hopes*
Piggy: 2006. I hope you dream about me every night that I'm gone. It will feel like I never went away.
ReplyDeleteYay she's gone
ReplyDelete*opens bottle of champagne*
*shares with everyone*
*swipes the ottle and glugs the lot*
ReplyDelete*fills it back up with fizzy pish*
*hands it to SID*
*who notices no difference*
*swipes the bottle and glugs the lot*
ReplyDelete*fills it back up with fizzy pish*
*hands it to SID*
*who notices no difference*
felt the need to repeat yourself, eh piggy?
ReplyDelete*thinks piggy's been hitting the sauce a little too hard.*
I said it twice just to ensure it sunk into your treacle filled head, Pinky.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great trip!!
ReplyDeletekiss my pinky, piggy!
ReplyDeleteUrrrrgh!
ReplyDelete*Vomits more violently than ever before*
Have you washed it lately, by the way?
CRAP! head up my bum, I've not made the rounds lately and now I miss out on getting a post card. Shit.
ReplyDeleteHi from baby. All the kids have their own site, linked to mah bloggy. Its not updated much though. You have to excuse me, I need to go take a shower, I feel dirty as I just left pigtaz's site.
ReplyDeletemj, i'll be so glad when you get back. piggy needs to have his tail whooped & you can distract tazzy while i do it.
ReplyDeletepiggy, unlike you, i bathe every day.
doctor, make sure you use hydrogen peroxide to disinfect yourself after you view the shite we call tazzy and piggy dot com.
*dips pinky in fresh shite*
ReplyDeleteOH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WOMAN AREN'T YOU BACK YET????????
ReplyDeletedamn. these comments are cracking me up.
...oh what the hell. stay another week.
*hugs piggy and rubs all the shite she's covered in all over him. realizes he likes it. runs away screaming in fear. feels the ground shake as piggy runs after her. flashes piggy. watches piggy's eyes glaze over in shock.*
ReplyDeleteWhere is that wandering hussy? It's the 30th here now.
ReplyDeletePoor Mr MJ, his respite is over.
I bet he was out every night having something decent to eat for dinner. The poor cunt's survived on Kraft dinners for the last 10 years.
I wonder if MJ will come back with an itchy beaver?
I'm back you bitches.
ReplyDelete*slaps SID for starting the stream of comments while I was away.*
They're MY bitches!
ReplyDelete(apart from SID, who desperately wants to be my wife - I've refused so many times now. I can't be doing with all that stupid fucking voice/accent stuff. Or the cabbage. And I'd want one with a smaller arse.)
Piggy: You've already copyrighted the word "cunts" so what's left for me if not bitches? Bitch.
ReplyDeletePiggy tell me where you bought those XXXXL jeans you were wearing?
ReplyDeleteCouldn't help noticing the label.
Piggys wife?
*vomits spuriously for a week or so*