Thursday, January 11, 2007

Canadian Superheroes

REID FLEMING: World’s Toughest Milkman


Reid Fleming





MR. CANOEHEAD



Mr. Canoehead

"Once a mild-mannered insurance salesman, who while portaging his canoe through Algonquin Park, was suddenly hit by a giant bolt of lightning and had the canoe welded to his head. Thus he became Mr. Canoehead, Canada's greatest aluminum crime fighter.”

See more Canadian superheroes here.

Find your nation’s superheroes here.

UPDATE: Since Awaiting has asked if she too could be a superhero, let's find out which superhero you'd like to be or which superpower you'd like to have.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Tazzy and Piggy’s Glory Hole

Here we are in Penistone, a small market town on the edge of Yorkshire’s Pennine hills.





And what’s that on the lower left corner of the stone?

Yes, indeed, it’s a gloryhole!

And look who’s here…

Everyone’s favourite homosexuals, Tazzy and Piggy!


Here’s a couple of pics of Piggy and Tazzy waiting for the punters…




Piggy




Tazzy



What’s that muck on Piggy’s wee shoe?



Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Build Your Own Glory Hole




Tired of having to leave the house for a good time?

Now you can build your own private gloryhole thanks to the instructions posted on cruisingforsex dot com (nsfw, obviously).

Here’s what you’ll need for this DIY project:

1/4 inch plywood panel, hole cutter bit, drill, sandpaper, 1 can of flat black spray paint, and a hungry friend.

STEPS:

1. Measure the exact width of your door jamb.

2. Buy 1/4 inch plywood, cut the width, or have it cut exactly. Usual door jambs are 30 inches wide.

3. Buy a 2, 3, or 4 inch diameter circular hole cutter bit for your drill. Figure out the best place for the hole and let the hole cutter do the work. You can do this by putting your ass against the plywood and then positioning your own cock while standing (go for shorter, since tall guys can adjust easier than short guys can).

4. Once the hole is cut sand the hole carefully.

5. Spray paint the wood flat black.

Few things in life this easy to make will give so much enjoyment!

The hole should be sized obviously larger than your cock, but too small to get your balls through as well. This is to allow for the sensation of banging your nuts against the hole during a blowjob. This will stretch your cock to maximum size.


Monday, January 08, 2007

Infomaniac Returns Tuesday



Places to go. Things to do. See you back here tomorrow.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Pooper Scooper Barbie




You thought Barbie was all about ball gowns, high heels and dream houses.

But even tiara-toting glamour girls must be responsible citizens and clean up after their pooches.

Barbie feeds her dog Tanner a biscuit which looks remarkably like a turd. Tanner then poops out the bikkie and Barbie cleans up the resulting muck with her magnetic pooper scooper. View video clip here

And there’s African American Pooper Scooper Barbie too whose dog, oddly enough, is darker than Caucasian Barbie’s dog…






Ken is notably absent from the scene. That philandering fruitcake must be out cruising.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Self-Cleaning Undies


"…underwear that can be worn hygenically for weeks without washing"



Scientific breakthrough: Self-cleaning underwear.

Friday, January 05, 2007

Dear Royal Mail and Canada Post




Is anyone else still waiting for Christmas mail?

Dear Royal Mail and Canada Post: Where are my pressies? At a post office in Dildo, Newfoundland on the opposite coast?

I’ve been waiting ages for a parcel to arrive from England that was posted months ago, as well as a Christmas card that was posted in early December.

Yet a postie managed to deliver this Christmas card to Cornwall with no street name, no town and no post code on the envelope, using only a sketch on the envelope as a guide.





Should I complain to Hellmail?

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Jail Products


Tranzport Hood: designed to prevent spitting and discourage biting by prisoners in custody.


Did last night’s full moon drive you to excess?

Let’s hope you’re all accounted for today and not modelling the latest line of jail products.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Lunar Lunacy


A Trip to the Moon (Le Voyage dans la lune). 1902.



Tonight is the first full moon of the New Year.

Stories abound about busy emergency wards and rises in crime on nights with a full moon although these are frequently debunked.

So let’s survey Infomaniac’s readers (a scientific study if there ever was one) to ask what happens to you during a full moon.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Adopt-A-Nun




I enjoy a little naughtiness and 2006 brought much wickedness my way.

But if you spent last year engaged in sinful behaviour and are looking for ways to atone, listen up.

For as little as $160 US, you can adopt a nun to pray for you for an entire year.

With the "Adopt a Sister" Program, you can adopt as many Sisters as you wish!

Sunday, December 31, 2006

Embrace Your Vices!




No resolutions.

Embrace your vices!

Happy New Year to all who venture into Infomaniac.

So glad you keep coming.


Saturday, December 30, 2006

Kilt Day



Update! Scroll down for a new pic (NSFW) that I’ve added especially for those Yorkshire poofs Tazzy and Piggy.


December 29th was officially Kilt Day but here at Infomaniac, we encourage you to break free of trouser tyranny every day.


John Lee Hooker & Bonnie Raitt - I’m in the Mood

‘Cause I know you know what I’m talkin’ about…

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Humping Dog USB Drive



USB Humping Dogs.

And don’t forget - these are just novelty items that contain no flash memory.

They live to hump; they hump to live. Period.


Hmm… I rather like that philosophy.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

An Infomaniac Crimbo


Christmas chez Infomaniac



There’s more in the cabinet but I wouldn’t want you to think I’m a lush.

Hope you had a jolly one.



Sunday, December 24, 2006

Santa Baby – Eartha Kitt




MJ has been a bad girl all year.

But Eartha Kitt has been an awful good girl . . .



Saturday, December 23, 2006

Vacuum Shoes



Looking for housework shortcuts?

The Baby Mop is too hard to maintain as it requires care and feeding?

Try vacuum shoes (The Dustmate) from Electrolux.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Foghorn Leghorn




As promised to you Foghorn Leghorn fans, here's a video clip (approx. 7 minutes long) of your favourite cartoon rooster in Leghorn Swoggled.

50 Greatest Cartoons

The 50 Greatest Cartoons as voted on by the animation industry back in 1994.

Includes Infomaniac’s favourite cartoon, One Froggy Evening






Michigan J. Frog


Do you have a fave cartoon or cartoon character?