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Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Testicle Tuesday in the Pink Room
It's been two years since we've visited the Pink Room. Let's pop in and see what's happening, shall we?...
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Monday, March 13, 2017
Texas Hold'em
$100 fine for jerking off.
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A Texas state lawmaker introduced Bill 4260 that would fine men who masturbated for committing “an act against an unborn child.”
The Man’s Right to Know Act would set a $100 fine for ‘emissions outside a woman’s vagina’ and require unnecessary medical tests. The bill would require men to wait 24 hours after an “initial health care consultation” to receive an elective vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.
Jessica Farrar, a Democratic representative from Houston, Texas filed the satirical bill to regulate “masturbatory emissions” as a riposte to a slew of anti-abortion measures advocated by the state’s Republican politicians.
Farrar said, “Although HB 4260 is satirical, there is nothing funny about current healthcare restrictions for women and the very real legislation that is proposed every legislative session. Women are not laughing at state-imposed regulations and obstacles that interfere with their ability to legally access safe healthcare, and subject them to fake science and medically unnecessary procedures. Texans deserve to be treated with the same amount of respect when making healthcare decisions, regardless of their gender.”
She goes on to say, “What I would like to see is this make people stop and think. Maybe my colleagues aren’t capable of that, but the people who voted for them, or the people that didn’t vote at all, I hope that it changes their mind and helps them to decide what the priorities are.”
More details here.
Thanks to Infomaniac Bitch Jon in London, England for the news alert.
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A Texas state lawmaker introduced Bill 4260 that would fine men who masturbated for committing “an act against an unborn child.”
The Man’s Right to Know Act would set a $100 fine for ‘emissions outside a woman’s vagina’ and require unnecessary medical tests. The bill would require men to wait 24 hours after an “initial health care consultation” to receive an elective vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.
Jessica Farrar, a Democratic representative from Houston, Texas filed the satirical bill to regulate “masturbatory emissions” as a riposte to a slew of anti-abortion measures advocated by the state’s Republican politicians.
Farrar said, “Although HB 4260 is satirical, there is nothing funny about current healthcare restrictions for women and the very real legislation that is proposed every legislative session. Women are not laughing at state-imposed regulations and obstacles that interfere with their ability to legally access safe healthcare, and subject them to fake science and medically unnecessary procedures. Texans deserve to be treated with the same amount of respect when making healthcare decisions, regardless of their gender.”
She goes on to say, “What I would like to see is this make people stop and think. Maybe my colleagues aren’t capable of that, but the people who voted for them, or the people that didn’t vote at all, I hope that it changes their mind and helps them to decide what the priorities are.”
More details here.
Thanks to Infomaniac Bitch Jon in London, England for the news alert.
Sunday, March 12, 2017
The Year So Far
2016 was a year of ups and downs. And sometimes upside downs...
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Now that we're into the third month of 2017, we here at Infomaniac would like to know...
How's 2017 working out for you, Bitches?
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Now that we're into the third month of 2017, we here at Infomaniac would like to know...
How's 2017 working out for you, Bitches?
Friday, March 10, 2017
Thursday, March 09, 2017
Aidan Turner Celebrates Miss Scarlet
Aidan: I'm on a fag break. Why are you bothering me, Mistress?...
The Mistress: It's Miss Scarlet's birthday.
Aidan: Why didn't you say so? Let me just saddle up (and make a quick costume change) and I'll be right there!...
Aidan: Hello, Miss Scarlet. Is it me you're looking for?...
Aidan: Damn and blast. I'm absolutely spent...
Aidan: I hate to eat and run but I really must go, Miss Scarlet. Besides, it's time for another fag...
Aidan: Bitches, raise your glasses to our Miss Scarlet!...
The Mistress: Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!
For even more Miss Scarlet celebrations, visit Mr. Device.
The Mistress: It's Miss Scarlet's birthday.
Aidan: Why didn't you say so? Let me just saddle up (and make a quick costume change) and I'll be right there!...
Aidan: Hello, Miss Scarlet. Is it me you're looking for?...
Aidan: Damn and blast. I'm absolutely spent...
Aidan: I hate to eat and run but I really must go, Miss Scarlet. Besides, it's time for another fag...
Aidan: Bitches, raise your glasses to our Miss Scarlet!...
The Mistress: Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!
For even more Miss Scarlet celebrations, visit Mr. Device.
Wednesday, March 08, 2017
International Women's Day
Tell us about a woman who influenced you in a positive way; be it a family member, friend or public figure.
Monday, March 06, 2017
How Will History Remember Your Lifetime?
Here's a little something to entertain and enlighten you.
The Atlantic magazine lets you explore your life in history.
Using their Time Lifeline, you enter the day, month and year of your birth.
Supposing you were born on January 1st, 1960. You've never lived in a world without Barbie dolls. At 9 years old, you were alive to behold people walking on the moon. Your life can be divided into two halves: before and after Shark Week. By the time you turn 70, humanity's water requirements will exceed its supplies by 40 percent.
Or suppose you were born just five years later on January 1st, 1965. You've never lived in a world without G.I. Joe action figures. This is what Hollywood thought teenagers looked like the year you became one...
(Grease was released in 1978.) Your life can be divided into two halves: before and after websites. By the time you turn 60, the World Bank predicts that the U.S. dollar will lose its global dominance.
What's your life in history? Click here to find out.
The Atlantic magazine lets you explore your life in history.
Using their Time Lifeline, you enter the day, month and year of your birth.
Supposing you were born on January 1st, 1960. You've never lived in a world without Barbie dolls. At 9 years old, you were alive to behold people walking on the moon. Your life can be divided into two halves: before and after Shark Week. By the time you turn 70, humanity's water requirements will exceed its supplies by 40 percent.
Or suppose you were born just five years later on January 1st, 1965. You've never lived in a world without G.I. Joe action figures. This is what Hollywood thought teenagers looked like the year you became one...
(Grease was released in 1978.) Your life can be divided into two halves: before and after websites. By the time you turn 60, the World Bank predicts that the U.S. dollar will lose its global dominance.
What's your life in history? Click here to find out.
Sunday, March 05, 2017
Public Service Announcement #34
Wash your hands after using the toilet...
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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Saturday, March 04, 2017
Public Service Announcement #33
Do you lick your fingers to flip the pages of books, magazines or newspapers?...
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Stop it. Stop it, right NOW.
We do not want your germs.
Unless it's your own personal property and you don't plan on lending it to someone else, do NOT lick your fingers to turn the pages.
Same goes when you're at the office and handing out pages of a report to your colleagues. No finger licking to separate one page from another.
You work in retail and you're counting money into the customer's hand? No finger licking to separate the bills.
If you really need to get a grip, there are products on the market such as rubber finger tips...
Or finger cots...
The Mistress has spoken.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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Stop it. Stop it, right NOW.
We do not want your germs.
Unless it's your own personal property and you don't plan on lending it to someone else, do NOT lick your fingers to turn the pages.
Same goes when you're at the office and handing out pages of a report to your colleagues. No finger licking to separate one page from another.
You work in retail and you're counting money into the customer's hand? No finger licking to separate the bills.
If you really need to get a grip, there are products on the market such as rubber finger tips...
Or finger cots...
The Mistress has spoken.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Friday, March 03, 2017
Razzle Dazzle 'Em
Raise your glasses, Bitches...
We're celebrating Jon's 10th anniversary of blogging.
Long live the Queen!
We're celebrating Jon's 10th anniversary of blogging.
Long live the Queen!
Monday, February 27, 2017
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Floafers
A new shoe has been launched on Kickstarter and The Mistress is not amused...
According to this press release, Floafers combine the good elements of Crocs (comfort, waterproof EVA foam) with classic loafer style, making them shoes that men and women can wear proudly for travel, beach, boating, everything outdoors - and for comfort on the job - at hospitals, restaurants, retail, etc.
The Mistress has no further comment.
According to this press release, Floafers combine the good elements of Crocs (comfort, waterproof EVA foam) with classic loafer style, making them shoes that men and women can wear proudly for travel, beach, boating, everything outdoors - and for comfort on the job - at hospitals, restaurants, retail, etc.
The Mistress has no further comment.
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
The Jockstrap Cup
A jockstrap is fine for supporting your "vital zone." But if you've ever received a slap shot to your "swimsuit area," you'll know that what's really needed is protection.
Enter a Canadian: Jack Cartledge.
Jack (who was a jock) filed a patent in 1927 for the hard-cup jockstrap while working at his father’s company, Guelph Elastic Hosiery. The cup was marketed under the name "Protex."
If you visit the Guelph Museum, you'll find a full-size Protex jockstrap and cup. (Your 2017 travel destination, Guelph, Ontario: Jockstrap Capital of the World.")
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The Guelph Museum also houses a pair of miniature novelty jockstraps. These tiny jockstraps were stretched around highball glasses. The Mistress remembers similar mini novelty jockstraps from her family's cocktail parties, back in the day. "Hilarious!," thought a young Mistress....
So the next time you receive a blow and you walk away relatively unscathed, thank Canadian ingenuity.
Enter a Canadian: Jack Cartledge.
Jack (who was a jock) filed a patent in 1927 for the hard-cup jockstrap while working at his father’s company, Guelph Elastic Hosiery. The cup was marketed under the name "Protex."
If you visit the Guelph Museum, you'll find a full-size Protex jockstrap and cup. (Your 2017 travel destination, Guelph, Ontario: Jockstrap Capital of the World.")
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The Guelph Museum also houses a pair of miniature novelty jockstraps. These tiny jockstraps were stretched around highball glasses. The Mistress remembers similar mini novelty jockstraps from her family's cocktail parties, back in the day. "Hilarious!," thought a young Mistress....
So the next time you receive a blow and you walk away relatively unscathed, thank Canadian ingenuity.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
Thursday, February 16, 2017
Bookshelves and Bookcases
Show us your bookshelves, Bitches.
It all started when Mr. DeVice asked "As I've shown you mine, will you show us yours?"
The Mistress has not yet taken up the challenge. Nonetheless, for your viewing pleasure, we have provided links to those Bitches who have answered the call.
Mr. DeVice's bookshelves here.
(A sci-fi/fantasy fan's wet dream)
LX's bookshelves here.
(doubles as a room divider)
Mitzi's bookshelves here.
(includes lube)
Dinahmow's bookshelves here.
(complete with autobiography of G. Gordon Liddy)
Did I miss anyone? Oh yes, Norma's bookshelves, below..
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If I've forgotten anyone, please let me know. And if you decide to display your bookshelves for our critical judgement, er, approval, be sure to tell us.
UPDATE: Muscato's bookshelves here.
(royal biographies and bibelots galore)
Mago's bookshelves here.
(More books than your local library!)
Miss Scarlet's bookshelves here.
(Mavis Cheek and MORE Mavis Cheek!)
Mr. Peenee's obscure bookcases of delight here.
(Stacks and stacks!)
It all started when Mr. DeVice asked "As I've shown you mine, will you show us yours?"
The Mistress has not yet taken up the challenge. Nonetheless, for your viewing pleasure, we have provided links to those Bitches who have answered the call.
Mr. DeVice's bookshelves here.
(A sci-fi/fantasy fan's wet dream)
LX's bookshelves here.
(doubles as a room divider)
Mitzi's bookshelves here.
(includes lube)
Dinahmow's bookshelves here.
(complete with autobiography of G. Gordon Liddy)
Did I miss anyone? Oh yes, Norma's bookshelves, below..
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If I've forgotten anyone, please let me know. And if you decide to display your bookshelves for our critical judgement, er, approval, be sure to tell us.
UPDATE: Muscato's bookshelves here.
(royal biographies and bibelots galore)
Mago's bookshelves here.
(More books than your local library!)
Miss Scarlet's bookshelves here.
(Mavis Cheek and MORE Mavis Cheek!)
Mr. Peenee's obscure bookcases of delight here.
(Stacks and stacks!)
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Sunday, February 12, 2017
Trump vs Trudeau
Ahhhh.... the good old days...
*wipes away wistful teardrop*
On Monday, February 13th, Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau will go tête-à-tête with Donald Drumpf as they meet for the first time in Washington, DC.
The Mistress wonders ... what would happen if Justin and The Donald went "mano a mano" instead of tête-à-tête?
And I'm not talking about the kind of mano a mano Drumpf had with British Prime Minister, Theresa May.
Nor am I talking about the bizarre, 19-seconds-long handshake he inflicted on Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe.
No. We're talking about a smackdown, Bitches.
Trump vs Trudeau.
Who would win in a fight?
*wipes away wistful teardrop*
On Monday, February 13th, Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau will go tête-à-tête with Donald Drumpf as they meet for the first time in Washington, DC.
The Mistress wonders ... what would happen if Justin and The Donald went "mano a mano" instead of tête-à-tête?
And I'm not talking about the kind of mano a mano Drumpf had with British Prime Minister, Theresa May.
Nor am I talking about the bizarre, 19-seconds-long handshake he inflicted on Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe.
No. We're talking about a smackdown, Bitches.
Trump vs Trudeau.
Who would win in a fight?
Wednesday, February 08, 2017
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