No more trips with Norma.
JEFFERY: Keep reminding me.
Welcome back! I know how it feels, Carmen and I once broke away from a guided tour of Florence and we couldn't remember where the pick up point was. The tour guide sounded like this on our return.
MITZI: What a bitch.
Where the HELL have you been?*taps foot*
DAMIEN: We weren’t in Kansas anymore.
Wow - where did THAT come from???**gets down and places appropriately contrite kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**
DAMIEN: Dorothy said it first.
you're getting a compass for christmas.
NORMA: And I’m confiscating your sextant.
no more cruises?
Carry on cruising!By the way, what time does the midnight buffet start?
Is there an Infomaniac cruise ship now?? I want to go on the boat. I am very good at quoits.Sx
MISS SCARLET: An Infomaniac cruise ship?Funny you should ask.
Did you bring us presents? I'm asking for "a friend."
LX: No presents, no prizes.Deal with it.
nonsense, I'm sure it was delightful. If only you had remembered to pack enough adult diaper garments.
PEENEE: Well, that DEPENDS.
Sounds like a narrow escape from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilligan's_Island
"Lovey" as I call Norma, over-packed, to the surprise of no one.
Was this picture taken before of after the legendary glowing stick fight ?
MAGO: Norma’s “stick” is always on fire. Or so the rumor goes.
Sorry I'm late but I just heard you were back... We're the walking sticks duty free or just the latest fashion trend? Perhaps they're just pointing or talking sticks...
PRINNY: The walking sticks are from the “Norma Desmond Fashion Line” which include her famous “ear trumpets.”Watch for them soon, taking over from the Ivanka Trump collection at Nordstrom.
Not to worry ladies. Your sense of direction may be off, but your sense of style seems perfectly in sync! Bingo/Early Bird Special Chic!
EROS: Norma and I do have our simpatico moments.
Which of you was the nagivator?
MR. DeVICE: I simply say to Norma, “Shut up and drive!”