Hose Me Down

Continue to amuse yourselves at the Infomaniac Beach House in my absence. In the meantime, the Mistress requires a hosing down...


[thanks, Huggy Jon]

Beach Buffoonery

The Mistress is paddling to keep up.


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In my absence, please find ways to amuse yourselves at the Infomaniac Beach House for the next couple of days.

Beach House Incident

It appears there has already been an "incident" at the newly established Infomaniac Beach House...

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What exactly happened?

The Boys of Bastille Day

In honour of Bastille Day on July 14th in France (also known as La Fête Nationale,) we here at Infomaniac bring you a sampling of THE MEN OF FRANCE.

Let's get started. Allons-y!

Albin de la Simone (Singer-songwriter)...



Thomas Dutronc (Singer. Son of singers Françoise Hardy (the "Yeh-Yeh" Girl) and Jacques Dutronc)...



Note the resemblance to Thomas' father Jacques Dutronc in this old photo of Jacques...



Pio Marmai (Actor)...




Patrick Bruel (Singer, actor)...



Fu'ad Aït Aattou (Actor, model)...



Rodolphe Couthouis (Actor)...



Nicolas Bedos (Theatre director, actor, comedian)...



Florent Mothe (Singer, actor, musician)...




Can't get enough fabulous Frenchmen? Click here to view a previous post of beaux hommes.

Infomaniac Beach House Vendors

Norma, flogging her wares as an Infomaniac Beach House vendor...


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Infomaniac Beach House Gift Shop

Now serving your beachwear needs at the Infomaniac Beach House Gift Shop...

Click pic to enlarge...




Thanks to Mitzi for suggesting we open a gift shop at the Beach House.

Infomaniac Beach House

You're always welcome here at the newly established Infomaniac Beach House.


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What are you Bitches looking at?

Summer, It Turns Me Upside Down

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Happy Fourth of July!

To all our American Bitches...

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We here at Infomaniac wish you a happy Fourth of July.

Houseguests

Houseguests will be showing up tomorrow and staying for a week...


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As you can imagine, The Mistress is busy preparing for their arrival.

Suggestions and tips welcome to ensure a pleasant visit.

Kill Me Now

Story here.

Welcome to the Waiting Room

Have a seat in the Waiting Room...



Contrary to Cookie's theory, and to the opinions of my fellow beauticians at The Hair Hall of Fame, The Mistress has been working overtime and is about to embark on a vacation.

See you Bitches mid-June-ish.

Zzzzzz

The Mistress will be out of the blogging loop for awhile, aside from making occasional comments.



If I can get my head out of this cozy Ostrich Pillow.

Your usual snark is welcomed, as usual.

Happy Easter/Mr. Peenee's Birthday!

Mr. Peenee's clever ginger cat, Saki, has thoughtfully provided me with photos to celebrate both Easter AND Mr. Peenee's birthday...





Not just ANY birthday, mind you.

MR. PEENEE'S 60th BIRTHDAY!!!

FAIL!

Perhaps I shouldn't have binge-watched TV series on Netflix when I was meant to be studying...


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To cheer myself up after this crushing blow, I shall be 'round to visit you all sometime this weekend. I'm especially intrigued by such blog post titles as "Not the Hats of Barbara Cartland" by our Mr. DeVice.

A Stiff One

I don't know about you Bitches, but I could really use a stiff one...


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Non-Event of the Season

The following is an announcement for the Non-Event of the Season:



As you know, Infomaniac will be celebrating (or will we?) our 9th anniversary on March 23rd.

But thanks to an impossible work schedule and an upcoming exam, we here at Infomaniac cannot devote ourselves to party planning.

This will be the last post until April.

Nonetheless, you are welcome to drop in to this non-event and comment any time you like. All comments will be gratefully read, if not acknowledged with a reply.

Cocktails will be provided but we haven't time to prepare nibbles.



A reminder to keep your knickers above your ankles at all times.

Thanks to all you Bitches for your continued patronage of this dump.

Couple of the Month

Couple of the month?

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Or COUPLING of the month?

Go out and enjoy your weekend, Bitches. Some of us have to work.

Filthy Friday - Pipe Smoking Edition

 
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New Year, New Me

I want to change my "Display name" as it's known on Blogger.


It's time to put MJ out to pasture and replace that name with something else.

You'll still see the same avatar you know and love when I comment here or on your blogs...



But my name will be different.

And NO, I do NOT want a variation on MJ such as "Man Jizz" or "Milk Jugs," thank you very much.

Suggestions for my new name are welcome.