Thursday, March 12, 2015

Non-Event of the Season

The following is an announcement for the Non-Event of the Season:



As you know, Infomaniac will be celebrating (or will we?) our 9th anniversary on March 23rd.

But thanks to an impossible work schedule and an upcoming exam, we here at Infomaniac cannot devote ourselves to party planning.

This will be the last post until April.

Nonetheless, you are welcome to drop in to this non-event and comment any time you like. All comments will be gratefully read, if not acknowledged with a reply.

Cocktails will be provided but we haven't time to prepare nibbles.



A reminder to keep your knickers above your ankles at all times.

Thanks to all you Bitches for your continued patronage of this dump.

51 comments:

  1. and not one cock in the room;
    surely is a non-event.

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  2. Happy Blogiversary!

    Double Zombie please.

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  3. "A reminder to keep your knickers above your ankles at all times."

    This assumes that we Infomaniac Bitches aren't all standing on our heads?

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    1. A reminder he says. A bit later to tell her that now isn't it?

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  4. Not to worry about the nibbles, there's always plenty of biting & carnage down here in comments.

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  5. Come on bitches, let's all get up and pray and sing to support MJ while she's studying for the exam.

    ♬♪•*¨*•.¸¸♫¸.•*¨*••*♫
    Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya...
    ♬♪•*¨*•.¸¸♫¸.•*¨*••*♫

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    1. you're right jon....what is mistress new name studying for?

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    2. One less, bell to answer....

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    3. Maybe we'll have to call her "Soeur Jeanne", LX. Perhaps she'll move to Loudun, they had a nice party there once.

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    4. Or perhaps an Anchoress bricked up in a cell to live a life of silent devotion, relying on passers-by to empty her piss pot and to feed her tidbits through the hag window.

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  6. She is going into her cocoon and will pupate as a new and improve MJ, with wings.

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    1. Cookie, you make me sound like a Kotex pad...new and improved, with wings.

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  7. Well, I feel in the mood for a party, even if you are being curmudgeonly, dear MJ - try this! Jx

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  8. May I help you with your exam? I could be that little fairy on your shoulder. However, I'm not good with math and I have trouble remembering things.

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    1. Or were you talking about a medical exam? In which case I'd be walking through the valley of the shadow of death.

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  9. Well not to worry about the nibbles dear, we will just use Norma's nibbles.

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  10. Don't worry about gorgeous nibbly bits, I'm bringing my Oatmeal Jello Surprise.

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  11. The non-event is now the new black!!
    Congratulations!!!
    Sxxx

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  12. I bring cold beer and a Döner.

    "Is there room for a crate of beer and a Currywurscht ?"
    "Yoh, all in ..."
    "BAAARRFF ..."

    Will you defend your thesis traditionally in Latin ? Will you wear barett & gown by Jostens ? Why not do it a bit extravagant - have a look at these ... and please !, get yer colours right !
    In Bonn : jus - purple ; medicina - scarlet / cardinal ; philosophia - dark blue / preußischblau.

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  13. Isn't the ninth anniversary gift foil?

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    1. i think one's supposed to
      bring a foil to the party.

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  14. No, I had no idea about March 23rd - I think the interwebs was built around The Infomaniac sometimes in the eighties ...

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  15. I passed an exam once, French oral, you know what they say about French men with big noses, it's true!

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  16. For a non event you sure pack 'em in Mistress...

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    1. Now let's see ... Norma has locks, so she'd could be tha lady in the middle or the one with the red glasses ; Peenee sports "reclining hair line", so old baldy could be second from left ? Mitzi's the youngest and red, so sits on the right, while Princess (perhaps far left ?) Cookie, Maddie, Jon 'n Grouchy - I'm not sure ...

      March 23rd - that's only the other day or so - Ah yes, it was an innocent knitting blog once back in stone age, Piggy cared for patterns, Mutley had a beer and God loves KAZ.
      Eros - well he's the capt'n for some ... where's Knudson when you need him ? Basted ... FN should boot in, but hell, these aboriginies are unreliable, eh ? The oubliette was crowded once, some made themselves comfortable there, now it's deserted and smells funny, like Jazz.

      So let's brake the liquor cabinet, start the emergency generator - is there another one ? - and have a party on the 23rd of whatver, next Monday that is, when everybody just hates the oncoming week, has to get sober from the weekend, and yeah, there's the Infomaniac too : Just pee in, it's alright !
      There's a vodka fountain, a Leprosarium, and GOd knows what, just give head, ye lazy bitch ! - and above all, floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee : The MISTRESS - at least as long as we are allowed to call her so.
      Now move yer lazy arse over here - and show up on next Monday to pay yer tributes to Mistress MJ - she deserves it !

      And don't forget to give generously to the Yeast-Infection-Fond.

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    2. The cake is badly infected with yeast.

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  17. So where's everybody?

    Happy Blogaversary, ma chérie.

    Now where's the cake? I want cake. I only came here for the cake dammit and there isn't any!

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  18. Indeed! I have brought a chocolate sponge and a fruit cake. Last one in the vodka fountain gets sent to the oubliette and has to wear crocs for the next 12 months!!!
    Sx

    Happy Blogaversary!!!

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    1. I just surfaced in the Gincuzzi... Jx

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  19. Did someone mention CAKE?

    I'm still studying so I can't partake of the cake. Nor can I take a dip in the Vodka Fountain. But the rest of you Bitches enjoy yourselves at this non-event of the season, dammit!

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    1. Good luck with your studies! Are you training to be a bap handler and cake decorator?
      Sx

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    2. Training?

      I could TEACH it!

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    3. there may not be cake, but whenever you drop in, there are luscious crumbs, which we're grateful for.

      and remember, bring the
      teacher an apple....and a blow job!

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    4. What kind of girl do you think I am?

      Wait...don't answer that.

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    5. what kind of a girl? i'd say the kind that would forget to bring the apple, but not forget anything else.

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  20. I still can't figure out if Mistress is getting a License, or a diploma?

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    1. She's trying to get her high school diploma.

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    2. I'm getting my License to Thrill.

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    3. Oh,....you must have magic fingers and a portable plinth.

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  21. :: surfaces from the Gincuzzi::

    Happy 9th Blogiversary you lazy Baggage!

    Oops! Too long submerged in gin - I seem to be channelling Beast.

    ::returns to Gincuzzi::

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    1. Mr. Device: Didn't YOU have a blogiversary this week too?

      If I'm not mistaken, we began all this nonsense in the same era.

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    2. You're not mistaken - Our blogs began only six months apart. My 10th blogiversary is in October (it was another pesky birthday last week).

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    3. Happy belated birthday, Mr. DeVice.

      Help yourself to the crumbs of the blogiversary cake.

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  22. happy, happy, sweetpea! xoxoxoxox and i'll see y'all in april! *sipping my last scotch for the night*

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