Sunday, March 01, 2015

New Year, New Me

I want to change my "Display name" as it's known on Blogger.


It's time to put MJ out to pasture and replace that name with something else.

You'll still see the same avatar you know and love when I comment here or on your blogs...



But my name will be different.

And NO, I do NOT want a variation on MJ such as "Man Jizz" or "Milk Jugs," thank you very much.

Suggestions for my new name are welcome.

73 comments:

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    1. LX: I was just about to give you the award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch” but that honour now goes to PEENEE.

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  2. Bert Convy.

    Did I win anything?

    Jx

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    1. JON: I certainly feel like Bert Convy with you Bitches.

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  3. Little Nell Convy.

    Did I win yet?

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  4. Mutley the Dog.

    Did I win yet?

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  5. The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman, the Dog.

    Did I win yet?

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  6. Fritz Ferdinand, Not the Dog.

    Did I win yet?

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    1. PEENEE: Slap THIS on your forehead!

      And take pride in the fact that you’ve overthrown LX to win the award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch”.’

      *seriously considers THOMBEAU’s suggestion to call myself “Mistress Peenee.”

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  7. A name change? Well, A change is as good as a rest, or so the mysterious They say.
    As it's still relatively early in the morning here, my brain isn't up to snuff yet, so I'll just leave you with some of the names of the characters you've played over the Cusp:

    • Jane Bond
    • Hideous Alien Queen (Mrs)
    • Commander Krude
    • Insulin the Sea Hag
    • The Real Maleficent
    • The Wicked Stepmother

    Hmmm... There appears to be a common theme...

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    1. I must say, I'm quite taken with Insulin the Sea Hag.

      Did I win yet?

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    2. MR. DeVICE: I’ve been considering a variation on Sea Hag, i.e. Fag Hag.

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  8. I've heard the rumors,as far as down here, so why not go with Helen Bed.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Isn’t “Helen Bed” your drag name?

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    2. She's working the bars in Columbus, Ohio (no joke),
      probably replaced local legend Dusty Hyman.

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    1. THOM: Ha!!!

      You’re brilliant and I adore you.

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  10. Desireé
    Bumblebee's sister
    The Girl Who Knew Too Much

    Thombeau wins.

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    1. MAGO: Yes, Thombeau’s in the lead.

      And welcome back from your sick bed.

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    2. Thank you Mon Bijou.

      I think Grouchy's suggestion is also very good !

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  11. What about... "That Baggage"
    *ducks behind vodka fountain*

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    1. PRINCESS: What a time to run out of “Banned” stickers.

      I used the last one up on PEENEE.

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    1. MISS SCARLET: “Ms. Tress” is delightfully close to Mistress and at the same time, would be perfect for my role as beautician at The Hair Hall of Fame.

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  13. How about Shirley Knott or perhaps Mae Bea Knott..?

    Although I do like Cobbledick.

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    1. CHEFFIE POO: Gobbledick would be even better.

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    2. I knew a family named Cobbledick in my lovely home town.

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    1. GROUCHY: Fifty Shades of Grey Goose?

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  15. Edna Turpentine
    Marge The Neuter
    Mildred Roper nee Trembler
    Cora Flange
    Mystic Steg
    Gladys Catnip
    Nymphomation
    Park and Ride
    Park and Display
    Regina Cunt
    Penny Spentwell
    Penny Change
    FCMO Fanny Cradock's Mincemeat Omelette
    Gusset Monkey
    Crystal Nips
    Beaker's Mouth
    Gonzo's Nose
    Edith Shitwell

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    1. MITZI: I take particular offense to “Park and Ride” and only wish I could find my “Banned” stickers.

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    2. They used to call me that too, when I worked a toll booth at the Humber Bridge. Halcyon days.

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    3. MITZI: aka Dogging Dora?

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  16. you know mj, whatever name
    you choose, i'll work your nerves.

    i'll apologize in advance.

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    1. NORMA: I only have one good nerve left and you’re getting on it.

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    1. NORMA: Are you referring to my cleavage?

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    2. the canadian club is pointing towards it.

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  18. Busty St Clair? Chesty La Rue? (Courtesy of Homer Simpson) x

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    1. BITTER69UK: Well, we know YOU’RE referring to my cleavage!

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    1. MAGO: Did I say “Welcome back from your sick bed?”

      I take that back.

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  20. Knickers to Glory.
    Gloria Fuddledips.
    Glory lips.
    This is turning into word association...
    Thrusty Spanks.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Spanks for the mammaries.

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    2. MITZI: In Excelsis Deo.

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    1. JASON: Madame St. Jameson?

      I’ll drink to that!

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  22. Are you sure it's wise to do so Hester, I thought you were still in the Witness Relocation Program?

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    1. AYEM8Y: *cue Marvin Gaye*

      Can I get a witness?

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    2. As for a new name, Arnez Valasko comes to mind. No one will ever suspect that. You could also be, Amber Alert, you know, the girl, the one that's always getting kidnapped...

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    1. PEENEE: If you don't cease and desist immediately, I'm calling myself "Mistress Peenee" from here to eternity.

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    2. Annoying you is prize enough.

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  24. Krusty Kunt..(sips more vodka).....

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  25. Elona Puglia ?

    (Ooops! Cheffie Poo is my other email, kind of a fitting mistake though)!!

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  26. I'm so bedazzled by all the suggestions I just can't come up with anything of my own.

    BRAVO to all of you!

    Hugs
    Jon

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    1. The problem is if someone who stutters try to say it, it will sound like Lady Ga-ga-ar-den

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  28. A new name? What about my drag name: Ida Klein?

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  29. I'm just thinking about Georges Sand, you know... the XIXth century French writer and (perhaps) one of the first modern feminist whose real name was Aurore Dupin, baronesse Dudevant.

    With that in mind and inspired by Mago's efforts, how about Lady Désirée Garden, baronesse Duderrière! That would give a je-ne-sais-quoi of royalty to it, cuz after all, you are the Queen of Smut, Princess of Filth, Countess of Debauchery... well, I guess you get the picture.

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    1. Sadly "de St. Phalle" is already taken ...

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  30. Aubretia von Crankstrumpet

    Not that I read any of this filth.

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  31. BITCHES: Grouchy has been banished to The Oubliette for suggesting "Krusty Kunt" but I shall consider some of your other more thoughtful suggestions.

    Here's a couple more for your consideration:

    "The Mistress"

    "Oublietta"

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