Sunday, March 01, 2015

New Year, New Me

I want to change my "Display name" as it's known on Blogger.


It's time to put MJ out to pasture and replace that name with something else.

You'll still see the same avatar you know and love when I comment here or on your blogs...



But my name will be different.

And NO, I do NOT want a variation on MJ such as "Man Jizz" or "Milk Jugs," thank you very much.

Suggestions for my new name are welcome.
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72 comments:

  1. LẌ8:20 PM, February 28, 2015

    Nell Fenwick

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    1. LẌ10:20 PM, February 28, 2015

      Did I win yet?

      Delete
    2. The Mistress7:18 AM, March 01, 2015

      LX: I was just about to give you the award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch” but that honour now goes to PEENEE.

      Delete
  2. Jon11:09 PM, February 28, 2015

    Bert Convy.

    Did I win anything?

    Jx

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    1. The Mistress7:18 AM, March 01, 2015

      JON: I certainly feel like Bert Convy with you Bitches.

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  3. mrpeenee1:28 AM, March 01, 2015

    Little Nell Convy.

    Did I win yet?

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  4. mrpeenee1:28 AM, March 01, 2015

    Mutley the Dog.

    Did I win yet?

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  5. mrpeenee1:29 AM, March 01, 2015

    The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman, the Dog.

    Did I win yet?

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  6. mrpeenee1:30 AM, March 01, 2015

    Fritz Ferdinand, Not the Dog.

    Did I win yet?

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    1. The Mistress7:19 AM, March 01, 2015

      PEENEE: Slap THIS on your forehead!

      And take pride in the fact that you’ve overthrown LX to win the award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch”.’

      *seriously considers THOMBEAU’s suggestion to call myself “Mistress Peenee.”

      Delete
  7. Inexplicable DeVice3:24 AM, March 01, 2015

    A name change? Well, A change is as good as a rest, or so the mysterious They say.
    As it's still relatively early in the morning here, my brain isn't up to snuff yet, so I'll just leave you with some of the names of the characters you've played over the Cusp:

    • Jane Bond
    • Hideous Alien Queen (Mrs)
    • Commander Krude
    • Insulin the Sea Hag
    • The Real Maleficent
    • The Wicked Stepmother

    Hmmm... There appears to be a common theme...

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    1. mrpeenee4:09 AM, March 01, 2015

      I must say, I'm quite taken with Insulin the Sea Hag.

      Did I win yet?

      Delete
    2. The Mistress7:20 AM, March 01, 2015

      MR. DeVICE: I’ve been considering a variation on Sea Hag, i.e. Fag Hag.

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  8. Mistress Maddie3:33 AM, March 01, 2015

    I've heard the rumors,as far as down here, so why not go with Helen Bed.

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    1. The Mistress7:21 AM, March 01, 2015

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Isn’t “Helen Bed” your drag name?

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    2. Testosterone10:27 AM, March 02, 2015

      She's working the bars in Columbus, Ohio (no joke),
      probably replaced local legend Dusty Hyman.

      Delete
  9. Thombeau3:52 AM, March 01, 2015

    Mistress Peenee

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    1. The Mistress7:21 AM, March 01, 2015

      THOM: Ha!!!

      You’re brilliant and I adore you.

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  10. Anonymous6:22 AM, March 01, 2015

    Desireé
    Bumblebee's sister
    The Girl Who Knew Too Much

    Thombeau wins.

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    1. The Mistress7:21 AM, March 01, 2015

      MAGO: Yes, Thombeau’s in the lead.

      And welcome back from your sick bed.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous3:45 PM, March 01, 2015

      Thank you Mon Bijou.

      I think Grouchy's suggestion is also very good !

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  11. Princess6:46 AM, March 01, 2015

    What about... "That Baggage"
    *ducks behind vodka fountain*

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    1. The Mistress7:22 AM, March 01, 2015

      PRINCESS: What a time to run out of “Banned” stickers.

      I used the last one up on PEENEE.

      Delete
  12. Ms Scarlet8:05 AM, March 01, 2015

    Ms Tress
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress6:00 PM, March 01, 2015

      MISS SCARLET: “Ms. Tress” is delightfully close to Mistress and at the same time, would be perfect for my role as beautician at The Hair Hall of Fame.

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  13. Unknown8:11 AM, March 01, 2015

    How about Shirley Knott or perhaps Mae Bea Knott..?

    Although I do like Cobbledick.

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    1. The Mistress6:00 PM, March 01, 2015

      CHEFFIE POO: Gobbledick would be even better.

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    2. Canadian Girl10:36 AM, March 02, 2015

      I knew a family named Cobbledick in my lovely home town.

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  14. Jimmy11:05 AM, March 01, 2015

    Grey Goose

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  15. Mitzi 11:29 AM, March 01, 2015

    Edna Turpentine
    Marge The Neuter
    Mildred Roper nee Trembler
    Cora Flange
    Mystic Steg
    Gladys Catnip
    Nymphomation
    Park and Ride
    Park and Display
    Regina Cunt
    Penny Spentwell
    Penny Change
    FCMO Fanny Cradock's Mincemeat Omelette
    Gusset Monkey
    Crystal Nips
    Beaker's Mouth
    Gonzo's Nose
    Edith Shitwell

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    1. The Mistress6:01 PM, March 01, 2015

      MITZI: I take particular offense to “Park and Ride” and only wish I could find my “Banned” stickers.

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    2. Mitzi 6:45 PM, March 01, 2015

      They used to call me that too, when I worked a toll booth at the Humber Bridge. Halcyon days.

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    3. The Mistress7:11 PM, March 01, 2015

      MITZI: aka Dogging Dora?

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  16. normadesmond1:15 PM, March 01, 2015

    you know mj, whatever name
    you choose, i'll work your nerves.

    i'll apologize in advance.

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  17. normadesmond1:17 PM, March 01, 2015

    canadian cleft

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    1. The Mistress6:01 PM, March 01, 2015

      NORMA: Are you referring to my cleavage?

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    2. normadesmond7:35 PM, March 01, 2015

      the canadian club is pointing towards it.

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  18. bitter69uk4:15 PM, March 01, 2015

    Busty St Clair? Chesty La Rue? (Courtesy of Homer Simpson) x

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    1. The Mistress6:01 PM, March 01, 2015

      BITTER69UK: Well, we know YOU’RE referring to my cleavage!

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  19. Anonymous5:09 PM, March 01, 2015

    The Old Lemon

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    1. The Mistress6:02 PM, March 01, 2015

      MAGO: Did I say “Welcome back from your sick bed?”

      I take that back.

      Delete
  20. Ms Scarlet5:24 PM, March 01, 2015

    Knickers to Glory.
    Gloria Fuddledips.
    Glory lips.
    This is turning into word association...
    Thrusty Spanks.
    Sx

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  21. jason6:58 PM, March 01, 2015

    Madame St. Jameson?

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    1. The Mistress7:12 PM, March 01, 2015

      JASON: Madame St. Jameson?

      I’ll drink to that!

      Delete
  22. ayeM8y6:59 PM, March 01, 2015

    Are you sure it's wise to do so Hester, I thought you were still in the Witness Relocation Program?

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    1. The Mistress7:12 PM, March 01, 2015

      AYEM8Y: *cue Marvin Gaye*

      Can I get a witness?

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    2. ayeM8y4:23 AM, March 03, 2015

      As for a new name, Arnez Valasko comes to mind. No one will ever suspect that. You could also be, Amber Alert, you know, the girl, the one that's always getting kidnapped...

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    3. ayeM8y6:00 AM, March 03, 2015

      Lois Common Denominator

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  23. mrpeenee7:10 PM, March 01, 2015

    Did I win yet?

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    1. The Mistress7:13 PM, March 01, 2015

      PEENEE: If you don't cease and desist immediately, I'm calling myself "Mistress Peenee" from here to eternity.

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    2. mrpeenee11:25 PM, March 01, 2015

      Annoying you is prize enough.

      Delete
  24. Jimmy7:15 PM, March 01, 2015

    Krusty Kunt..(sips more vodka).....

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  25. Anonymous4:38 AM, March 02, 2015

    Twiggy Creamcheese

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  26. designing wally7:55 AM, March 02, 2015

    Elona Puglia ?

    (Ooops! Cheffie Poo is my other email, kind of a fitting mistake though)!!

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  27. Jon DeepBlue9:27 AM, March 02, 2015

    I'm so bedazzled by all the suggestions I just can't come up with anything of my own.

    BRAVO to all of you!

    Hugs
    Jon

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  28. Anonymous2:01 PM, March 02, 2015

    Lady Garden

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    1. Ms Scarlet3:42 PM, March 02, 2015

      I like it! Subtle.
      Sx

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    2. Jon DeepBlue5:06 PM, March 02, 2015

      The problem is if someone who stutters try to say it, it will sound like Lady Ga-ga-ar-den

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    3. Ms Scarlet5:15 PM, March 02, 2015

      Even better!!?
      Sx

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  29. The Cool Cookie5:23 PM, March 02, 2015

    A new name? What about my drag name: Ida Klein?

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  30. Jon DeepBlue5:49 PM, March 02, 2015

    I'm just thinking about Georges Sand, you know... the XIXth century French writer and (perhaps) one of the first modern feminist whose real name was Aurore Dupin, baronesse Dudevant.

    With that in mind and inspired by Mago's efforts, how about Lady Désirée Garden, baronesse Duderrière! That would give a je-ne-sais-quoi of royalty to it, cuz after all, you are the Queen of Smut, Princess of Filth, Countess of Debauchery... well, I guess you get the picture.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 AM, March 03, 2015

      Sadly "de St. Phalle" is already taken ...

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  31. Mitzi 6:41 PM, March 02, 2015

    Gusset Soup?

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  32. Vicus Scurra7:20 AM, March 03, 2015

    Aubretia von Crankstrumpet

    Not that I read any of this filth.

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  33. The Mistress4:54 AM, March 06, 2015

    BITCHES: Grouchy has been banished to The Oubliette for suggesting "Krusty Kunt" but I shall consider some of your other more thoughtful suggestions.

    Here's a couple more for your consideration:

    "The Mistress"

    "Oublietta"

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