Mr. Peenee's Plea

Mr. Peenee's plea...


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Sunday Funday

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This Magic Moment

We here at Infomaniac want to know about one of YOUR most memorable childhood moments.


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In yesterday's "The Gayest Thing You've Ever Done" post, we heard AyeM8y's story, as follows...

"When I was six, I helped my great aunts stage a garage sale where they sold off gobs of costume jewelry in plastic baggies for a nickel. I bought all of it, plus a big white patent leather snap purse to haul it all around.

We went to a department store where I insisted on carrying my new purse. My dad nearly had a heart attack but my mother gave him that look that said, don't draw attention to it! I soon grew tired of carrying twenty pounds of jewels and decided to focus on busting into my neighbors house to riffle through Mrs. Mitchell's closet and to watch Mr. Mitchell taking a shower through a clear glass enclosure.

This all happened on the same day."

AND we heard from Princess...

I'll never forget the time I fought with another boy over who was going to wear the sparkly tutu... We punched each other after arguing and squealing a lot.

I eventually won... I bit him on the wrist... He want running off crying to his Mummy while I donned the prize. Sadly my victory was short lived... It turned out that His Mummy... Was the kindergarten teacher!...

I spent the rest of the day outside sitting on the veranda... Not wearing my hard fought for prize and was still there wondering what I'd done wrong when my Mummy came to pick me up... I only wanted to wear the pretty dress darlings...



NOW, OVER TO THE REST OF YOU BITCHES.

The Gayest Thing You've Ever Done

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Our Jason once declared here that he had just got back from seeing the fabulous Miss Patti Lupone and that except for maybe the anal sex he once had backstage with Judy Garland in drag while quoting Oscar Wilde, this was the gayest thing he'd ever done.

Naturally, this got Mistress MJ thinking...

What is the gayest thing YOU'VE ever done?

Mr. Peenee's Hobo Heaven

Do you remember Mistress MJ's little trip to Bitchfield?

Mr. Peenee says, "I opened a branch of Mr. Peenee's Trailer Park there, it's called Hobo Heaven."


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"You get a can of Sterno and a dirty blanket when you check in and the showers (a hose run over from the faucet next door) features cucumber scented lice soap.

Infomaniac bitches get a special rate, but it's not a discount."

Piss on the Polar Vortex

Piss on the polar vortex.

Have a Great Weekend

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Public Service Announcement #26

Protect your banana from the cold this winter.


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Public Service Announcement #25

As Frank Zappa sang, "Don't you eat that yellow snow."


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Note: A wind chill warning has been issued for my neck of the woods. The temperature as I speak is -26°Celsius but with the wind chill factor it feels like -37°C (-34.6 degrees Fahrenheit)! Frostbite on exposed skin may occur in less than 10 minutes. At these temperatures, we do not encourage you to pee your name in the snow, as is the Canadian custom.

New Year's Day

The morning after the night before, here at Infomaniac...

Cookie says good riddance to bad rubbish...


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Muscato and Jason openly flaunt the Infomaniac "No Smoking" policy...


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And speaking of opening flaunting the Infomaniac "No Smoking" policy, here's our Princess being led away by security. Or is he stuffing a fiver down her front?...




LX gingerly removes Herr Mago's spectacles...


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Miss Scarlet misplaces her knickers...




Mr. Peenee misplaces his fuck buddy...




Mistress Maddie and Wally enjoy a drunken fumble...




The Two Jons (British Jon and Canadian Jon) attempt to solicit a drunken fumble...




Mitzi and Fanny Love partake in hair of the dog...


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And Norma confuses one festive occasion with another...




The rest of you Bitches are up to the usual hijinks...


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Here's to a fabulous 2014 for ALL Infomaniac Bitches!

Bring Out the Disco Ball, Bitches!

Bring out the disco ball, Bitches. It's New Year's Eve!


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Happy New Year!

Weekend Getaway

Going away for the weekend...



Anyone care to come along?

Christmas at IKEA

The Arse End of Christmas

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Well? Are you Bitches surviving the so-called "most wonderful time of the year?"

Any casualties? Craziness? Crankiness? Capers? Cock?

Milk and Cookies

It's Christmas Eve, Bitches.

Don't forget to put out some cookies. And milk...

Christmas Canapés

Norma offers up her cherry on a platter...


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Sunday

It's Sunday.


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Isn't it time you were in church?

How To Ruin My Christmas

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Because you KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about Crocs.

Note how Mistress MJ has not blogged about her Crocs hatred since June, 2012. I simply cannot leave 2013 behind without venting my spleen.

Raphael

From time to time, Mistress MJ spins her favourite tunes from her own personal jukebox, here on Radio Infomaniac. This is one of those songs, for reasons just between you, me and the bedpost.

Raphael a l'air d'un ange, mais c'est un diable de l'amour



Et pour toujours
Hmm
♥

Pretty Packages

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Wenis Wednesday

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The Infomaniac Christmas Pageant

[photos via Zenfancy]

What role will you play in the Infomaniac Christmas Pageant?

Note: Mistress MJ has sustained a slight injury and cannot comfortably type so she will not be commenting here or on your blogs for a little while. I shall continue to post. Enjoy the pageantry nonetheless!

Time Out 'Til Tuesday

Gone Christmas shopping.



Back on Tuesday.

Filthy Friday

Click to enlarge...

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Christmas List

Source: The Star (Crawfordsville, Indiana) December 10, 1904.
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What's on your list, Bitches?

Public Service Announcement #24

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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Tree Trimming Time

Won't you help us decorate the Infomaniac Christmas tree?


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Ménage à Trois of the Month

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Clicking the photo to enlarge it, I see that the photo was taken at the "Knights Inn" chain of hotels.

Couple of the Month

Cock Rings and Chains and Things

Incorporate any of the items (in the text of this book or the photo) into a song.


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My tune would be sung to "The Sound of Music" song, "My Favourite Things."

♫Men wearing cock rings attached to their noodles
Chains at the tearoom where I eats me strudels
Big manly packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things♫

Taking Notes

Mistress MJ has discovered that you Bitches have been taking copious notes regarding my whereabouts...



Old busy body biddies include the following:

Huggy Jon, suggesting that I better work.

British Jon suggesting I'm a smut-peddling-slut.

Miss Scarlet rehashing a tarot card reading she did for me in 2011. To be fair, she DID foresee chocolate Hobnobs in my future and that's one prediction that came true.

Miss Normadesmond's post smells like yesterday's fish.

Frankly, this all seems rather conspiratorial.


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Don't you Bitches have a Red Hat Society meeting to attend?

UPDATE: Herr Mago's on board the Welcome Wagon with Joe Cocker and pizza and bongos.

UPDATE: Cookie has me in the kitchen. Wait, that doesn't sound right.

what the fuckity fuck is this?

Mistress MJ has been busy with a number of projects that require her full attention, leaving precious little time to blog.



I have some free time today so I decided to get caught up with what YOU Bitches have been doing by logging into my current feed reader, "Feedly." (Remember when I had to replace Google Reader with Feedly? *sigh*)

So I tried to log into Feedly, only to have a pop-up window appear, saying that I must log in to Feedly by creating a public Google Plus profile.

Feedly is now using Google+ as their unifying identity system. (Article about it here.)

But wait! Apparently, we have choices...

"We also understand that some people would prefer to have more identity choices. So we have been testing twitter, facebook and wordpress login options. We will be rolling them out over the next 7 weeks."

Well, I don't HAVE a Twitter account, a Facebook account or a Wordpress account so that leaves me up Shit Creek, does it not?

Mistress MJ does not have time for this shit.

Infomaniac is temporarily closed until further notice.


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Note: Use of the word "fuckity" attributed to Infomaniac Bitch and Belfast's greatest waiter, Manuel.

UPDATE: For those who find I’m talking gibberish, FEEDLY is a service which organizes your favorite web sites and blogs into a magazine-like page. It enables you to read all the updates of your fave blogs without having to click on each blog to see if someone has updated their blog.

 

Party Games

In Mistress MJ's absence, she has arranged a party and a party game for you Bitches.


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Pull Up To My Bumper Baby

LX is driving around town this weekend, cruising for chicks, with the 3.5 straight men who read Infomaniac...



Good luck, fellas.