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My tune would be sung to "The Sound of Music" song, "My Favourite Things."
♫Men wearing cock rings attached to their noodles
Chains at the tearoom where I eats me strudels
Big manly packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things♫
Tearoom Glory = Earl Grey Teabags?
ReplyDeleteLX: ♫Teabagging for Two?♫
DeleteStudded jock straps
ReplyDeleteAnd back alley encounters
Assless black chaps
And the smell of fresh poppers
Elbow grease all over my dick
These a few of my favorite things!
When my wife calls
And my kids nag
And I'm feeling sad
I simply remember a few of those things
And suddenly I feel so glad.
COOKIE: *keels over laughing*
DeleteI think I just woke up the entire neighbourhood.
Now if only we could get the Westminster Abbey Choir to record it, a la Jerusalem from the Royal wedding.
DeleteCOOKIE: The Westminster Abbey Choir?
DeleteI can picture that.
"Oh come all ye cock rings...joyful and triumphant..."
ReplyDeleteEFFINGBS: Burt, you’ve put me in a festive spirit!
DeleteIf you want it then you gotta put a ring on it
ReplyDeleteIf you want it gotta chain and put a thing on it
Tearoom glory... Oh Oh Ohh Ho
Tearoom glory... oh oh oh ho
I'm twerking as I write...
PRINNY: Twerk it and work it, Bitch!
DeleteI will have to go away and work on this one. But mine would include dunking the hobnob and steamy chocolate.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: I am oddly turned on.
DeleteMine would be to the tune of Dana's All Kind Of Everything:
ReplyDeleteCock rings
Chains and things
Tearoom for two
All kinds of everything reminds me of you.
MITZI: For those who missed the Eurovision Song Contest 1970, here she is.
DeleteLand of Tearoom Glory, Mother called Chi Chi,
ReplyDeleteHow shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
Tighter still and tighter shall thy bounds be set;
Jeff Stryker, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet,
Jeff Stryker, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet!
Jx
JON: Thanks to Bitches like you, there’ll always be an England.
DeleteI’m tempted to insert “wider still and wider” back into that lyric. Teehee.
{Possibly not the moment to mention I am Welsh, not English.}
DeleteJON: Are you a Jones, Williams, Davies or Evans?
DeleteNo. Jx
DeleteJON: Well then.
DeleteAre you from Llanddewi Brefi?
And were you the only gay in the village?
Another Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy Jones! Jx
DeleteDaffyd Thomas, you bloody fool! You could have had a bit of cock there.
DeleteI'm sticking with the xmas theme...
ReplyDeleteCock test you merry Endians with some chains, cockrings and toys-
Remember Tea room glory is just for gay cowboys-
To get their nut and many others, while on full display-
O, writhing in agony & joy;
This ball-gag will keep you from making noise...
WALLY: ♫I’ll get you, I’ll get you in the END(ian)♫
DeleteFrom your lips to santa's ears.....
DeleteOh, darlings, it's all as if we never said goobye.... *sniff*
ReplyDeleteMUSCATO: ♫I Never Can Say Goodbye.
DeleteNo, no, no.
There's a very strange vibration
Piercing me right to the core.♫
From the famous musical "Sally In The Alley" (1917), The chorus of Under the Bamboo Tree.
ReplyDeleteCowboys all run
and Indians all flee
whenever the chains they see.
Cockrings for you,
Tearooms for me,
Oh what a life there'd be.
(repeat pianissimo)
GROUCHY: I’m singing along but I failed to reach that final high note.
DeleteMine would have to be Everything's Coming Up Cock Rings, sung of course,by the late Ethel Mermen. Some days it's all I see.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Ethel Merman or Eric the Merman.
DeleteFive
ReplyDeleteFive dollar
Five dollar fat schlong
Five
Five dollar
Five dollar fat schlong
It's ca-ca-ca-catching on
HAYWARD: I’ll never be able to look at a Subway sandwich in the same way ever again.
DeleteThose cover lines scan with Sonny and Cher's 'Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves' xxx
ReplyDeleteLULU: ♫But every night all the men would come around
DeleteAnd lay their money down♫
Did I hear "cock" and "Sandwich"? Or "cock sandwich?" ?
ReplyDeleteIt seems I heard it twice... grrr
DeleteLENI: Until now, I always thought Big Bob was a chain of restaurants but I was thinking of Bob’s Big Boy.
DeleteCock Ring
ReplyDeleteyou make my heart sing
you make everything
Groovy ...
MAGO: ♫Cock ring
DeleteHold me tight♫
chanukah, chanukah,
ReplyDeletechag doe min sov, sov,
sov, sov, sov,
sov, sov, sov,
please take off your glove!