Old busy body biddies include the following:
Huggy Jon, suggesting that I better work.
British Jon suggesting I'm a smut-peddling-slut.
Miss Scarlet rehashing a tarot card reading she did for me in 2011. To be fair, she DID foresee chocolate Hobnobs in my future and that's one prediction that came true.
Miss Normadesmond's post smells like yesterday's fish.
Frankly, this all seems rather conspiratorial.
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Don't you Bitches have a Red Hat Society meeting to attend?
UPDATE: Herr Mago's on board the Welcome Wagon with Joe Cocker and pizza and bongos.
UPDATE: Cookie has me in the kitchen. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
*claps hands like a demented seal being demented*
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*like a demented seal wearing a red hat....*
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Like this, Miss Scarlet?
DeleteGood heavens! There must be a hidden camera in my living room!
DeleteSx
Does The Mistress need anything fluffed?
ReplyDeleteI have things in need of fluffing, shaking, and stirring, Mr. Lax.
DeleteRed hat?!!!
ReplyDeleteWe can do better than just red... Jx
JON: That’s all fine and good.
DeleteJust don’t let me see any of this.
Sorry JON, as much as I liked to comment on your blog, but non-google is seemingly not allowed.
DeleteBück' dich und ich mach' dich glücklich springs to my mind when I watch the video ...
You're back! Oh my God, oh my God!
ReplyDeleteShe's back, bitches. Did you see???
THE BITCH IS BACK
I'm so happy, sweetheart!
*sloppy kisses*
I missed you and your smut, fishy smell, hobnobs... whatever?
*more wet sloppy kisses*
Can you see how glad we all are?
*more hugs and kisses*
I hope you brought some food and booze. There's hardly anything left in this dump.
Hugs
Jon
HUGGY JON: Tu m'as manqué.
DeleteThe Gincuzzi and the Vodka Fountain are turned on. Are YOU?
I have to feed the Red Hats every Saturday & they've asked me to join, (seriously it must be my matronly figure)...
ReplyDeleteDESIGNING WALLY: Your matronly figure?
DeleteOr the box of Midol they found in your medicine cabinet?
Glad you're back Mistress. <>
ReplyDelete((motorboats MJ))
DeleteHAYWARD: Glad YOU’RE back, my long lost friend.
DeleteHowever, I must ask you to moor your pleasure craft elsewhere.
Remember what team you’re batting for!
Ditto Jon and Hayward. Can I motorboat with my teeth out?
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: I’m surprised any Infomaniac Bitches still have their own teeth!
DeleteRed? Are you implying I should wear red because of my bedroom antics? Oh and by the way, you'll have to keep that gift, I didn't save the receipt!
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: You’re the original Scarlet Woman!
DeleteDo I hear the vodka fountain pump ?
ReplyDeleteThat noise is Ms Nations... Still free diving...
DeleteHeck - she got lungs, the old gal ... despite all that shit she smoked ... she possibly morphed into a kind of Lurch or something ...
DeleteMAGO & PRINNY: I’m hoping that Ms. Nations will bake a batch of her famous brownies.
DeleteMissing baggage always turns up....
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of baggage ...
DeletePRINNY & MAGO: Are you two Bitches working as a team today?
Delete" 't was a tough day and we worked the hole ..."
DeleteYES! :) xoxoxoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: Oui Oui Si Si Ja Ja Da Da!
DeleteI shall strip off my clothes and prance up and down my street in Baltimore in celebration of MJ's return!
ReplyDeleteAnd would Mistress ALSO pay a visit to the HHoF? It is sorely, and I mean SORELY in need of your check in.
DeleteCOOKIE: So you’re the Baltimore Streaker!
DeleteI’ll pay a visit to The Hair Hall of Fame later. I could use a “blow and go.”
i love the smell of conspiracy in the morning!
ReplyDeleteIts always best served fresh dear
DeleteNORMA & MADDIE: *sprays Febreze liberally*
DeleteWelcome Back MJ!
ReplyDelete[ Place gushing sentiments here ]
DeleteMITZI: Ta, luv.
Delete*cleans up gushing spots with Wet Wipes*
Glad you're back, Mistress. I'm bringing my granny to join the gang. ;)
ReplyDeleteLENI: Tell your gran to keep her teeth in.
DeleteThis is a rough crowd and she’ll need them to bite back.
Wurs the meeting? *puts red hat on*
ReplyDeleteHIPSTER YAYA: All directional queries can be addressed through our Official Infomaniac Greeter.
DeleteYAY! Sandwiches!
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: And poutine!
DeleteBITCHES: A big "danke sehr" to Herr Mago who's created a post to welcome me back.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I'm not OFFICIALLY back yet. I'm just keeping up appearances lest I forget how to blog.
LX: Potty mouth!
DeleteI shall make every attempt to blog whenever I can this month. Who knows? Perhaps soon! I miss all the fun and frivolity and bitchiness.
bitchiness, did someone say bitchiness?
DeleteI too have honored you with a post.
DeleteA sign of life at least - we are so glad with sumpthing at least !
DeleteNORMA: And did the same person who mentioned bitchiness also mention cake?
DeleteCOOKIE: I shall skate right over.
MAGO: I have a pulse.
I've been attending an MJ deprivation support group ...at the free clinic. ..since you left
ReplyDeleteWelcome back!
JASON: Two-for-one special: MJ deprivation support AND clap shot!
DeleteOK. Let's try this again...
DeleteHi. My name is Jon and I am an Infomaniacoholic.
Say it fast, Huggy Jon!
DeleteI know where you are at all times: in my heart!
ReplyDeleteTHOM: I’ve forgotten what the question was but THAT is the right answer!
DeleteAll other Bitches take notice.