Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Piss on the Polar Vortex

Piss on the polar vortex.

25 comments:

  1. First....are we doing that anymore? 46 in sunny south florida right now which is a heatwave for much of north America......ahhh.....the polar vortex....pissing on....the thought of millions of people pissing into the wind, thrills me?

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    1. TOPHER: You may have the warmest climate but you have the craziest people.

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  2. Temperatures went up to +5 (41 F) yesterday afternoon and pourring rain. Now we're back down at -16 (3 F), -30 (-22 F) with the windchill factor. Canada is really a meteorological roller coaster.

    Is that an oxygen mask next to the toilet?

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  3. It's 23f/-5c this morning in Austin, headed for 50f/11c later today.

    Do we have a sports report later?

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  4. thank god you're offering tissue seat covers.
    germs simply adore pissy igloos.

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    1. That's so you won't stick to the seat..!

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    2. Wally’s nailed it, Norma.

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    3. no doubt the first thing wally's nailed in years.

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  5. -1f up here on the blue ridge, cold enough for yellow snow...

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    1. WALLY: Be sure to follow the advice as laid out in Infomaniac Public Service Announcement #25.

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Speaking of being in the hot seat, how high are the waters Over the Pond?

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    2. There is a pond over the pond :-(
      Sx

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    3. MISS SCARLET: Then you'd better get your skates on.

      We do not advise attempting a triple axel jump on your first time out.

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  7. I hope it doesn't cross the Atlantic, I've just put my winter coat away.

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    1. MITZI: Why not bring your muff out of the mothballs?

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    2. and what's hanging on the wall?
      is it a home colonoscopy viewer?

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  8. That is the coldest looking outhouse I have ever seen. I'm guessing that toilet seat is cold enough to freeze your butt cheeks to.

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  9. No! Don't piss on the polar vortex! You'll get frostbite on your equatorial region!

    And is that a roll of bounty on the floor by the door? Who's business end would be so large as to require the use of a large paper towel roll instead of regular toilet paper? Do polar bears use this restroom?

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  10. What is this "snow" thing you speak of?

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  11. We interrupt this chit-chat to bring you Mr. Peenee's Hobo Heaven.

    See new post.

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