Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Infomaniac Christmas Pageant



[photos via Zenfancy]

What role will you play in the Infomaniac Christmas Pageant?

Note: Mistress MJ has sustained a slight injury and cannot comfortably type so she will not be commenting here or on your blogs for a little while. I shall continue to post. Enjoy the pageantry nonetheless!

18 comments:

  1. Yikes! Will fluffing help the injury?

    [standing by]

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  2. And another thing, with this batch of bitches, it will be hard to cast Mary with the Cherry.

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  3. Can't Type??? It's all in the wrist... My part will be the stool used by that "horny" guy.

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  4. "Rudolph with your cock so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

    Excessive fingering. A hazard, I am sure...

    Jx

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  5. I'll play the Baby Jesus and perform a miracle to mend your brokenness. At the least, I'll play one of the three wise guys and stop by the drugstore and pick up a sling so you can self medicate and people will feel sorry for you and give you sympathy and well wishes...

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    1. ...and then you'll take the other two wise men home for a bit of cracker-pulling, no doubt. Jx

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  6. i'll just leave the bottle of the good stuff within reach, sweet pea! xoxoxoxo

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  7. I wouldn't mind playing the part of the ass.

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  8. I won't ask...

    But I do make a pretty good Sugar Plum Fairy.

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  9. is there such a thing as an overstudy?

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  10. Did someone mention self-medication?

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  11. This might teach you to look before you finger. Preferably, always carry a torch.
    Sx

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  12. "slight injury and cannot comfortably type" - ?
    Office party gone wrong ?

    I'll be the oxen next to the cradle. A rewarding role: No text to forget, always next to the main characters, just hoof off after curtains.

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