As a friend said: "The Price is Right"FIRST
Apparently, Vincent Price shopped at Sears.
His tinsel needs fluffing.
And you're the man for the job, Topher.
Tell your model not to fall backwards please MJ...I'd hate for him to land on a big prick...
Then you'd better get out of the way, Prinny.
*Speechless, Wally attaches mistletoe to navel, then engages in holiday kiss*
Wallingford, you slut!
His baubles are in need of some spit and a gentle polish.Sx
MISS SCARLET: Unless he likes a bit of rough.
What, no mistletoe?
COOKIE: He can borrow my Mistletoe Belt Buckle.
Well, I think I'm probably best to handle the breakables, let me tend to the balls.
MISTRESS MADDIE: ♫When your balls are on the treeYou’ll be tickled as can beWhen the Yuletide spirit callsThere’s nothing like a tree with balls♫♫Hang your balls on the Christmas treeMake it look so brightHang your balls on the Christmas treeOh happy Christmas night♫
How about a pork laden Christmas tree?
MITZI: Now I know what to do with those ghastly pork scratchings that Piggy and Tazzy sent me years ago.
I think cheese would add a nice little toucht...olfactively speaking.
*sends Huggy Jon to the Cheese Room*
I've got the tree topper.
GROUCHY: I like the customer review that says, "Well I can assume they worked because I am not pregnant."
Is that Rory Calhoun?
LX: I see the resemblance to Rory Calhoun but the Infomaniac Christmas Tree is physique model from the 50s/60s, Mel Fortune.
i've got a wee something to put under that tree.
NORMA: "Wee" being the key word.
I too completely undress when decorating a tree, creates just the right mood of giving and taking.
RILEY: Good. You can replace Mr. Mel Fortune as next year's Infomaniac Christmas Tree.
As a friend said: "The Price is Right"
ReplyDeleteFIRST
Apparently, Vincent Price shopped at Sears.
DeleteHis tinsel needs fluffing.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're the man for the job, Topher.
DeleteTell your model not to fall backwards please MJ...
ReplyDeleteI'd hate for him to land on a big prick...
Then you'd better get out of the way, Prinny.
Delete*Speechless, Wally attaches mistletoe to navel, then engages in holiday kiss*
ReplyDeleteWallingford, you slut!
DeleteHis baubles are in need of some spit and a gentle polish.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Unless he likes a bit of rough.
DeleteWhat, no mistletoe?
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: He can borrow my Mistletoe Belt Buckle.
DeleteWell, I think I'm probably best to handle the breakables, let me tend to the balls.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: ♫When your balls are on the tree
DeleteYou’ll be tickled as can be
When the Yuletide spirit calls
There’s nothing like a tree with balls♫
♫Hang your balls on the Christmas tree
Make it look so bright
Hang your balls on the Christmas tree
Oh happy Christmas night♫
How about a pork laden Christmas tree?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Now I know what to do with those ghastly pork scratchings that Piggy and Tazzy sent me years ago.
DeleteI think cheese would add a nice little toucht...
Deleteolfactively speaking.
*sends Huggy Jon to the Cheese Room*
DeleteI've got the tree topper.
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: I like the customer review that says, "Well I can assume they worked because I am not pregnant."
DeleteIs that Rory Calhoun?
ReplyDeleteLX: I see the resemblance to Rory Calhoun but the Infomaniac Christmas Tree is physique model from the 50s/60s, Mel Fortune.
Deletei've got a wee something to put under that tree.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: "Wee" being the key word.
DeleteI too completely undress when decorating a tree, creates just the right mood of giving and taking.
ReplyDeleteRILEY: Good. You can replace Mr. Mel Fortune as next year's Infomaniac Christmas Tree.
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