Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Tree Trimming Time

Won't you help us decorate the Infomaniac Christmas tree?


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    1. And you're the man for the job, Topher.

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  2. Tell your model not to fall backwards please MJ...
    I'd hate for him to land on a big prick...

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    1. Then you'd better get out of the way, Prinny.

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  3. *Speechless, Wally attaches mistletoe to navel, then engages in holiday kiss*

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  4. His baubles are in need of some spit and a gentle polish.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Unless he likes a bit of rough.

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  5. Well, I think I'm probably best to handle the breakables, let me tend to the balls.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: ♫When your balls are on the tree
      You’ll be tickled as can be
      When the Yuletide spirit calls
      There’s nothing like a tree with balls♫

      ♫Hang your balls on the Christmas tree
      Make it look so bright
      Hang your balls on the Christmas tree
      Oh happy Christmas night♫

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  6. How about a pork laden Christmas tree?

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    1. MITZI: Now I know what to do with those ghastly pork scratchings that Piggy and Tazzy sent me years ago.

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    2. I think cheese would add a nice little toucht...

      olfactively speaking.

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    1. GROUCHY: I like the customer review that says, "Well I can assume they worked because I am not pregnant."

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    1. LX: I see the resemblance to Rory Calhoun but the Infomaniac Christmas Tree is physique model from the 50s/60s, Mel Fortune.

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  9. i've got a wee something to put under that tree.

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  10. I too completely undress when decorating a tree, creates just the right mood of giving and taking.

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    1. RILEY: Good. You can replace Mr. Mel Fortune as next year's Infomaniac Christmas Tree.

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