I've given all my neighbours names such as Angelina whisk and serve, Div vy Margaret, Hungry Hippo Debbie, Irene Greengage, Mandy Cakemixture and Pussy Golightly to name but a few. Beats pinning the tail on a donkey.
Same thing with bosses at work: Mr Pumpkinhead, Mr Shortarms, and the CEO: PileMan the Great (he once forgot his h*m*rrh*idal ointment in the meeting room and guess who was asked to look for it. *throws up*
Btw, it's great to be here again. :) *cries tiny tear of joy*
We could pin "Wax Works" to Norma
ReplyDeleteThe Original!
Deletewe could "wax works" cookie,
Deleteif only she had a wick.
Madamme Toss Hard?
DeleteI say we call Maddie "Gulp Guppy", because she swims in gin & can open her mouth three times the diameter of her head...
ReplyDeleteListen Pickle Bottoms, I'll have you know that trick comes in handy at many a orgy.
DeletePeewee! Hot Hobnob! Creative Willy!
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I see where you're going with this, Mister Olivedrab...
Delete"The sister is a mister from a sex-change in Spain ..."
Deletei so love clara cluck.
ReplyDeleteand it rhymes with 'not a bettah fuck!'
Next thing you know, Stable Mable here will be popping them off with her getto slang.
DeleteMr Frogass
ReplyDeleteFoie gras? pate pata ...
DeleteI've given all my neighbours names such as Angelina whisk and serve, Div vy Margaret, Hungry Hippo Debbie, Irene Greengage, Mandy Cakemixture and Pussy Golightly to name but a few. Beats pinning the tail on a donkey.
ReplyDeleteThere is one here I use to call "Rott-in-hell-damn-bitch". Not very originally I know.
DeleteBut self explanatory, Mago.
DeleteSame thing with bosses at work: Mr Pumpkinhead, Mr Shortarms, and the CEO: PileMan the Great (he once forgot his h*m*rrh*idal ointment in the meeting room and guess who was asked to look for it. *throws up*
ReplyDeleteBtw, it's great to be here again. :)
*cries tiny tear of joy*
Must have been the highlight of the meeting when he applied it!
DeleteI didn't have the dubious pleasure of witnessing his performances, Mago. He reserved them for the chairman, LOL.
DeleteI would make one for Herr Mago that says "Historiker" using Fraktur Font.
ReplyDeleteHA !
DeleteI always think of him as my 'Lime Jello Jigglemeister'.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is going on in here?
ReplyDeleteYou Bitches have made Ms. Nations reappear!