Thursday, January 02, 2014

Public Service Announcement #25

As Frank Zappa sang, "Don't you eat that yellow snow."


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Note: A wind chill warning has been issued for my neck of the woods. The temperature as I speak is -26°Celsius but with the wind chill factor it feels like -37°C (-34.6 degrees Fahrenheit)! Frostbite on exposed skin may occur in less than 10 minutes. At these temperatures, we do not encourage you to pee your name in the snow, as is the Canadian custom.

30 comments:

  1. burrr,
    I wouldn't want to pee outside up there today just to end up with a cocksicle.

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  2. Well for Goodness Sake darling... Pull your knickers up and get back inside by the fire... you do have indoor fireplaces in Canadia don't you?

    Please stay rugged up...and warm.... It doesn't even need to match the drapes in this weather....

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  3. Yep, keep inside... meanwhile, I will play with a rubber duck in some very large puddles.
    Sx

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  4. So it's okay to stay in and get pissed, yes ?

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  5. sweet mary sunshine, sugar, but i can't even IMAGINE that kind of cold!!! stay warm and stay inside! xoxoxoxo

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  6. *Brrrrrr's theatrically* That a bit chilly, get something hot inside you. Have you ever tossed a cup of hot water in the air to make instant snow?

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  7. Aaah, come on! It's not so bad. We Canadian are made strong.

    Happy Birthday... er... that's not it... oh yeah... I remember now:

    Api nouille ire, ma chérie!

    :)

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    1. I expect we will have another year without a Maple Leafs Stanley Cup!

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  8. Attention, Bitches: Wally's cocksicle is dripping.

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    1. if it got licked more it wouldn't drip so much...

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  9. I don't need much encouragement to stay indoors and get pissed, with or without a dripping cocksicle for entertainment.

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  10. Eek, it gave my full name. I will now have a risqué comment right there on t'internets, and me a pillar of society. Oh well...

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    1. Z: Log back in with Blogger and delete the offending comment. Just saying.

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    2. Thanks, LX - but hey, what's the worst that can happen? It's not as if I'm employed or anything!

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  11. Lucky snow and cold. He's delicious looking!

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  12. In agreement with Cool Cookie, I would welcome him to come in and use my indoor toilet. That thing that he holding looks too nice to just turn into a cocksicle.

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  13. I don't recall him being in the Lumberjack song...

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  14. Mistress MJ feels you Bitches are enjoying Pee Man too much and must root around for one of her saggy-balled old men to replace him.

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  15. foreskin must really crisp up in temps like that.

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  16. Will the maple syrup supply be safe? The world needs to know!

    Stay safe and warm!

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  17. Snow? What is this "snow" of which you speak?

    Down here we just drink from the river...which is good and brown.

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  18. And of course, with the bitter cold, you never know where your tongue might stick.

    Good to see it has warmed up some.

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    1. Welcome to Infomaniac, Thomass Hawkke!

      Some beautiful shots on your blog.

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    2. Thank you.

      I found your blog in Princess' list, and have since enjoyed your wit and warm irreverence.

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    3. @ Tomass Hawkke: It is a tradition at Infomaniac that newbies as Mistress MJ for cake.

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    4. Thank you for the tip.

      Given the subject of the post, that would be with lots of icing?

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