Saturday, May 24, 2014

Meanwhile, Up In The Attic

Mistress MJ stores her Christmas ornaments and spare houseboys in the attic. Or "loft" as the Brits call it.


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What's in your attic, Bitches?

19 comments:

  1. There's a portrait of me, ageing away...

    Unfortunately the Dorian Grey magic isn't working, so I may need to chuck it out when we move. Jx

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    1. JON: I’m getting a Miss Havisham vibe from you.

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  2. Houseboy? Isn't he a bit old? And you can't use the conventional methods of cleaning can you, just once.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: I don’t see anything unconventional about the way the houseboys clean the toilets.

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    2. i think i recognize that ty-d-bowl man.

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    3. you think i'm gonna let him clean my dishes after he's cleaned the toilet, with those hands?

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    4. well, that's the first time I saw a guy get hard for cleaning toilets!!! His ty-d bowl stick does look rather familiar.

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  3. if that's what they do with your brooms,
    don't tell me what happens with your wet/dry vac.

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    1. NORMA: This should give you some idea.

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    2. ugh, it's a bagless model,
      you'll have to throw it out now.

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  4. A mummified squirrel and a half a bag of Dorito's...

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    1. WALLY: You’ve eaten the other half a bag since you left this comment, haven’t you?

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  5. Is that the picture of Dorian Gay?

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  6. Is your houseboy practising to be the fairy atop the Christmas tree?

    The flying monkeys live in my loft along with a doll house, the aforementioned Christmas decorations, and boxes of childhood toys. I daren't go up there anymore as I fear everything is covered in monkey shit.

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  7. These whit plastic chairs are incredible - they are everywhere !
    This particular man in the attic - it's not Jack Palance !

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  8. You might want to clean your filthy attic from time to time

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  9. Apologies for not responding personally to everyone, but Mistress MJ is organizing a BBQ for you Bitches.

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