Saturday, May 24, 2014

Meanwhile, Up In The Attic

Mistress MJ stores her Christmas ornaments and spare houseboys in the attic. Or "loft" as the Brits call it.


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What's in your attic, Bitches?
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19 comments:

  1. Jon7:38 PM, May 24, 2014

    There's a portrait of me, ageing away...

    Unfortunately the Dorian Grey magic isn't working, so I may need to chuck it out when we move. Jx

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  2. Mistress Maddie8:01 PM, May 24, 2014

    Houseboy? Isn't he a bit old? And you can't use the conventional methods of cleaning can you, just once.

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    1. The Mistress8:09 PM, May 24, 2014

      MISTRESS MADDIE: I don’t see anything unconventional about the way the houseboys clean the toilets.

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    2. normadesmond10:04 PM, May 24, 2014

      i think i recognize that ty-d-bowl man.

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    3. The Mistress10:45 PM, May 24, 2014

      NORMA: Did he give you a See Yourself Shine?

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    4. normadesmond10:52 PM, May 24, 2014

      you think i'm gonna let him clean my dishes after he's cleaned the toilet, with those hands?

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    5. Mistress Maddie11:02 PM, May 24, 2014

      well, that's the first time I saw a guy get hard for cleaning toilets!!! His ty-d bowl stick does look rather familiar.

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  3. normadesmond10:05 PM, May 24, 2014

    if that's what they do with your brooms,
    don't tell me what happens with your wet/dry vac.

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    1. The Mistress10:46 PM, May 24, 2014

      NORMA: This should give you some idea.

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    2. normadesmond10:52 PM, May 24, 2014

      ugh, it's a bagless model,
      you'll have to throw it out now.

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  4. designing wally10:06 PM, May 24, 2014

    A mummified squirrel and a half a bag of Dorito's...

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    1. The Mistress10:46 PM, May 24, 2014

      WALLY: You’ve eaten the other half a bag since you left this comment, haven’t you?

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  5. The Cool Cookie11:11 PM, May 24, 2014

    Is that the picture of Dorian Gay?

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice4:47 AM, May 25, 2014

    Is your houseboy practising to be the fairy atop the Christmas tree?

    The flying monkeys live in my loft along with a doll house, the aforementioned Christmas decorations, and boxes of childhood toys. I daren't go up there anymore as I fear everything is covered in monkey shit.

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  7. Anonymous7:18 AM, May 25, 2014

    These whit plastic chairs are incredible - they are everywhere !
    This particular man in the attic - it's not Jack Palance !

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  8. CyberPete1:53 PM, May 25, 2014

    You might want to clean your filthy attic from time to time

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  9. The Mistress8:43 AM, May 26, 2014

    Apologies for not responding personally to everyone, but Mistress MJ is organizing a BBQ for you Bitches.

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