Monday, February 17, 2014

Houseboys Hoovering

Please lift up your feet and allow the Houseboys to vacuum the carpets...


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22 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet5:04 PM, February 17, 2014

    That is no way to treat a crevice attachment.
    Are they preparing for your homecoming?
    Sx

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  2. Ms Scarlet5:04 PM, February 17, 2014

    First!
    Sx

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  3. Jon DeepBlue5:10 PM, February 17, 2014

    Some seems to have misread the instructions.

    Hugs
    Jon

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  4. Anonymous7:20 PM, February 17, 2014

    Kind of anticlimactic series I guess.

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  5. The Cool Cookie9:21 PM, February 17, 2014

    Quick, call the doctor! That vacuum has that bull dyke's clit!

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  6. normadesmond9:22 PM, February 17, 2014

    sherman's abusing his dial-a-matic
    and his warranty will be voided.

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  7. mrpeenee12:51 AM, February 18, 2014

    I appreciate how Sherman has mounted his Certificate of Good Housekeeping on the wall, but really, it's time for a new uniform, in a slightly larger size.

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  8. Jon2:51 AM, February 18, 2014

    "Goodness is achieved not in a vacuum, but in the company of other men, attended by love." - Saul Bellow

    Jx

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    1. normadesmond9:46 AM, February 18, 2014

      how right....when faced by man & machine, saul bellow really knew what to fuck.

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  9. Princess4:29 PM, February 18, 2014

    Well... this post sucks...

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  10. Mistress Maddie11:03 PM, February 18, 2014

    What the hell is with this place and slipcovers and velveteen sofas?

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    1. Ms Scarlet4:24 AM, February 19, 2014

      England?
      Sx

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    2. Mitzi 5:27 AM, February 19, 2014

      and Antimacassars, doilies, plastic runners in hallways and those fussy things that go around light switches. Long live bad taste!

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    3. Anonymous7:20 AM, February 19, 2014

      "fussy things that go around light switches" - ? You are speaking in tongues, Mitzi ?

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    4. Jon DeepBlue9:37 AM, February 19, 2014

      Tongs? I thought she was talking about condoms?

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    5. Jon12:49 PM, February 19, 2014

      I think Mitzi may be referring to shit like this... Jx

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    6. Mistress Maddie2:13 PM, February 19, 2014

      Jon , dear, don't give MJ any ideas for switch plates. Her idea would be a plate that looks like a man, and when the light switch flips on.........instant hard on!

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    7. Anonymous6:31 PM, February 19, 2014

      Oh Jon - people actually DO this ?

      I think she's happy enough with her glow-in-the-dark-dildo, Mistress Maddie ...

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    8. Mitzi 6:00 AM, February 21, 2014

      I was thinking more of these protective frames that go around light switches.

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    9. Jon DeepBlue8:30 AM, February 21, 2014

      Oh I see. Quite a nice array. I think I'll pick this one.

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  11. Mitzi 5:24 AM, February 19, 2014

    My Miele has got a very powerful suck.

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    1. Mistress Maddie2:15 PM, February 19, 2014

      May I recommend some Vaseline around the hose before insertion dear. Otherwise a embarrassing call will be on the horizon........

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