Thursday, October 24, 2013

Suck It Up

When I asked one of the Houseboys to do the housework and to "suck it up," this is NOT what I meant...


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  1. There's nothing worse than a Dusty Knob...
    No wait!... I think a Crusty Knob might be worse...
    Firsties!

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    1. WALLY: Good help is hard to find.

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    1. JON: Obviously they’ve never met any Infomaniac Bitches.

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  4. What the hell is he doing? Sucking out any magic left? Honey, you need younger houseboys dear. They have so much more endurance, stamina and strength, so I hear.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: I’m more troubled by his downtrodden footwear than by his age.

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  5. After all, it's HILTI. Good choice.
    Nice slippers too.

    And no white socks! Class, eh!

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    1. MAGO: I wonder if Hilti threw in an angle grinder with the purchase of the vacuum cleaner.

      That Hilti site is too manly for the likes of me.

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  6. hope it's the wet/dry model dear.

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    1. NORMA: I think it’s the Wet Dreams model.

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  7. Is that attachment available in "XL?" Uh, I'm asking for myself.

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    1. LX: You just activated the “dirt sensor!”

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    2. LX, get right on over to the Casa...I have just the attachment your looking for.

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    3. MISTRESS MADDIE: Are you referring to your extension wand?

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  8. This photo reminds me of a next door neighbour from many, many moons ago. He was a plumber by trade and could have well been a male model. He was a real hottie but had no idea just how good looking and fit he was... He did some work for me at the height of summer and don't think I wasn't slightly attracted to him as he dug trenches in cut off jeans, flip flops/ thongs and not much else. Talk about plumbers crack!
    I could hardly stop myself from staring and drooling...

    Anyway... sadly... he ws getting married and decided to demonstrate how to best use the new vaccuum cleaner he and his fiancee had recieved as a wedding gift.... Naked. Lets just say that 3 hours later they were still trying to remove the hose from his throbber.

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    1. Nice visual Prinny, you lucky bitch. I only get the fat plumber with a half moon. When I see that much crack, I think Im in the bad parts of Philly.

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    2. PRINNY & MISTRESS MADDIE: We here at Infomaniac always keep a fresh supply of Plumber’s Butt Caulk on hand.

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