Thursday, February 23, 2012

Caption This!

Back in the mists of time, (2006-2007) we used to play a little game here on Infomaniac entitled “Caption This!”

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Let’s bring it back!

After all, it is common knowledge that no one comes to Infomaniac for the prose.

They come to see hairy old saggy scrotums, floppy phalluses and THE COMMENTS LEFT BY YOU BITCHES.

So let’s get started with the image above which is just BEGGING for you Bitches to get your hands on it with either a caption or a description.

Go on and give it a shot!

17 comments:

  1. This game is way too complicated for me.

    !

    That's my caption!

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  2. Yeah! That's right! It's now officially The Cookie Monster!

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  3. "So then I said 'No I want to to be Louise,' and he's all 'If you aren't Thelma, no reach arounds for you.' Then we laughed and packed up the good dildos, told our wifeys some crap about a conference in Milwaukee and now we're in Tuscon with Brad Pitt locked in the trunk.

    So hows things with you?"

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  4. Comments like these are exactly why people come for the cock but stay for the comments here on Infomaniac.

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  5. "No Mr. Hoover, it actually tasted good ..."

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  6. "So what are you wearing?

    Mmm that's HOT!

    Me?

    I'm naked. Well, just two little strings.

    Mmm yeah...

    First, I'm going to rip your flight suit off. Then chew on your nipples and work'em with my tongue.

    Fuck yeah.

    Slide my tongue down your hairy trail. Lick your body from head to toe.

    Oh yeah.

    Make my way around and do your pucker.

    Mmm.

    Go down on your cock.

    FUCK!

    Suck out every last drop..."

    THIS IS THE MOBILE OPERATOR:

    YOUR CALL HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED. THIS LINE IS RESERVED FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY.

    CLICK

    "But it was an emergency."

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  7. "Can't talk now, I'm in charge of, uh...shifting!"

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  8. peenee's was perfect.
    give him a fucking award, now.

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  10. "No, we're fine....Yes, Edwards...right by Groom Lake...no, we just left it there...Resistance? Pft. Once the ray took effect it was all over...yeah, we're headed there right now....to the Republican National convention...yes the Republican...Take over? No, hell no. Missions' changed....you didn't hear? We're going to make these dumb fuckers vote Nixon into office! Yes!...No Seriously! Nixon!... No I mean it, Nixon!"

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  11. You know that to do list honey?

    Cross off "Car sex with a ginger" would you?

    "No I'm serious... fire bush fantasy...tick"

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  12. " I'm not laughing at you honey, really, It's just that Bob pulled his dick out and he's making it dance while I'm on the phone with you..."

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  13. And the award goes to Mr. Peenee with honorable mention to the rest of you.

    You Bitches make my day.

    Norma: By "fucking award" did you mean that Peenee should get a prize for his abilities in the sack? I'm sure I wouldn't know but perhaps a few of you could do a little research and get back to me.

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  14. A quart of milk. Loaf of bread. Hey honey, wait'll you see the piece of meat that Henry has! Wowza!! We'll be there in a couple of hours unless we stop at the roadside park for a little rest. Can't promise that he'll still be ready willing and able but wear your new negligee just in case.

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  15. Thank you so much my sweet potatoes, I'm flattered. Some captions just write themselves.

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  16. "...nawh, we're around McAllen, Texas...nobody suspects we're dykes..."

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