Thursday, November 10, 2011

Bleurgh


Mistress MJ is indisposed and hopes to be back with you as soon as possible.

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  1. [tiptoes in]

    [ignores some of The Mistress' more "personal items"]

    [fluffs pillows]

    [tiptoes out]

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  2. Indisposed yet indispensable! Take care and come back soon!!

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  3. You need tea.
    And paracetamol.

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  4. I hate throwing up. Once I start I can't stop. Bit like dancing.

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  5. I know the cure for this...
    Have A Bloody!

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  6. oh my dear!

    AND that toilet's not connected to plumbing!

    poor, poor mj.

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  7. Oh my goodness... They are not the "C" word you have on your feet are they?

    I guess they are the best thing to be wearing if a girls got to throw up....

    Just like the bathroom... you can always hose them down...

    I do hope the Bleurgh Atmosphere clears soon my dear

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  8. sweetie, I hope you're up and snarky soon.

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  9. Hey honey, hope you're soon feeling better and your innards stop causing you trouble.

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  10. Don't worry I am on stand by with the fabreze if needed.
    Sx

    P.S Get well soon.

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  11. time to get your Medical MJ Card?

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  12. Just think how thin you'll be when it's all over.

    *Sneaks in, steals Mistress's skinny jeans, sneaks out*

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  13. What?! No Infomaniac Bitches to hold your hair back?! I'm soooo there!

    Feel better soon.

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  14. To those who provided kind words, pillow-fluffing, hair-holding, Febreze and musical interludes…thank you.

    I’m a few pounds lighter now.

    Has anyone seen my skinny jeans?

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  15. Slow, Darlin', take a time.

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