A talking dildo?
I'm sure it will come in handy.Sx
is it some sort of hood ornament?oh hai Mr von lax... Miss Scarlet
Can you imagine how popular one could be with this little bugger up your bum, and it calling out "GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Hhhaaaaah!@ Cookie!*proceeds to crawl around on all fours to see if I might find any dropped pils*
Why do I have to think of Angelyne?
AH! Wally! There you are!♫Joyeux anniversaire!♫♫Joyeux anniversaire!♫♫Joyeux anniversaire, cher Wally!♫♫Joyeux anniversaire!♫
i'm confused; up the cops ass or up the cars?
Wouldn't everything be muffled if it were up your ass?Hai Princess, Jon!
Where do you put the batteries? Mines gone flat already.
The Dip 'n' Dazzle, an item used for driving over speed bumps with gusto whilst enjoying some backdoor romance, they really have thought of everything, haven't they?
The eyes say no, but the eletronic voice says yess!
BITCHES: Clearly you have all turned this into something smutty.
Well this casts new light on "breaking and entering"...
A talking dildo?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it will come in handy.
ReplyDeleteSx
is it some sort of hood ornament?
ReplyDeleteoh hai Mr von lax... Miss Scarlet
Can you imagine how popular one could be with this little bugger up your bum, and it calling out "GET AWAY FROM ME!"
ReplyDeleteHhhaaaaah!@ Cookie!
ReplyDelete*proceeds to crawl around on all fours to see if I might find any dropped pils*
Why do I have to think of Angelyne?
ReplyDeleteAH! Wally! There you are!
ReplyDelete♫Joyeux anniversaire!♫
♫Joyeux anniversaire!♫
♫Joyeux anniversaire, cher Wally!♫
♫Joyeux anniversaire!♫
i'm confused; up the cops ass or up the cars?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't everything be muffled if it were up your ass?
ReplyDeleteHai Princess, Jon!
Where do you put the batteries? Mines gone flat already.
ReplyDeleteThe Dip 'n' Dazzle, an item used for driving over speed bumps with gusto whilst enjoying some backdoor romance, they really have thought of everything, haven't they?
ReplyDeleteThe eyes say no, but the eletronic voice says yess!
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Clearly you have all turned this into something smutty.
ReplyDeleteWell this casts new light on "breaking and entering"...
ReplyDelete