*rifles through draws for old synchronised swimming nose clip*
Ah... I new I'd find another use for this eventually... You know Mistress?... Keeping ones legs in the air whilst the rest of you is submerged in a swimming pool is not an ideal position for a Princess...
First!!!!
ReplyDeleteI used to be quite the wiz at pinball in my day. Just sayin'. My hips were capable of losing an important shot.
ReplyDeleteoh, those were the days.
But now you’re workin’ 9 to 5!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I used to play on this same machine for hours...
ReplyDeleteI just adored slapping Dolly's balls around.
What??? She got balls???
ReplyDeleteKeep the ball-slapping to a minimum, you two.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to have a peaceful evening here.
I'm waiting for MJ to make her pinball debut with Bally. Something with flashy lights and a cake.
ReplyDeleteDolly's Down Under at the moment... Who knows... I might get to slap a few paddles with the real thing...
ReplyDelete@ Princess: but don't slap too hard cause they might blow up in your face.
ReplyDeleteCan slapping your paddle make you go blind?
ReplyDeleteOh Nooooo! Not Her again....
ReplyDelete*rifles through draws for old synchronised swimming nose clip*
Ah... I new I'd find another use for this eventually...
You know Mistress?... Keeping ones legs in the air whilst the rest of you is submerged in a swimming pool is not an ideal position for a Princess...
Remember to smile through it all.
ReplyDeletedoesn't this machine inherently tilt?
ReplyDeleteHA!!!
ReplyDeleteIn case norma didn't notice Dolly never tilts, she titls...
ReplyDeleteWe're going to get jiggy with Dolly and her ballies.
ReplyDeleteThe trick is mastering the bumper shots!
ReplyDeleteOh, I am rubbish at pinball, I always pull the knob too hard.
ReplyDeleteSx
Wasn't "hard knobbin', hard knobbin'" the refrain of some 60s tune?
ReplyDeleteI dread to think, Mr Mags, but a nubbin is something else entirely.
ReplyDeleteSx
Did someone mention HobNobs?
ReplyDeleteOh, pardon me...it was hardknobs.
Oh, parton ...
ReplyDelete...hard nubbins...?
ReplyDeleteSx
You two behave yourselves.
ReplyDeleteNubby maybe?
ReplyDeleteCould I have a little peace and quiet for a few minutes?
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to compose a new post.
About your machine hugging hobby?
ReplyDeleteStop it.
ReplyDeleteStop it, NOW.
This is the closest you've had to a NICE PAIR OF CANS on this blog in QUITE SOME TIME !
ReplyDeleteTake what you can get and LOVE it, Heff!
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