NATIONS: Precisely. Even though he looks like he has a ways to go, I'll be using the Purell simply to get rid of his intentions. *cursing self for missing awesome Unitard Man only to arrive in time for Elevatard man* *timing tongue flicks with a stopwatch*
How is it that TWO of Mr. LX’s readers (you and Epic Fail) have popped over here this week for a visit?
I see that one of your interests is “beautiful naked women.”
Good luck with seeing any of that here on Infomaniac (you’re more likely to see warty old wenises) but you’re welcome to drop in anytime.
In the event that I hold a Christmas party here, are you available to make balloon animals with your junk? Or fart tunefully? You’d be the life of the party!
Just a little more...
ReplyDeleteSecond!
ReplyDeleteMaybe a little Hop will help..
you can take the heels off the girl,
ReplyDeletebut she'll always have 'em on.
"three, please."
pretty much says it all.
ReplyDeleteJust needs a little more lift....
ReplyDelete"I think I can.... I think I can..."
ReplyDeleteThat would be a bit of a surprise for someone arriving in the elevator on that floor.
ReplyDeleteLets hope he didn't really want to go to the penthouse.
AEYM8Y: Just a little more...
ReplyDeleteFirst!
You wouldn’t have any problem reaching the button.
COREYJO: Second!
Maybe a little Hop will help..
Help HIM to reach or YOU to be first?
NORMADESMOND: you can take the heels off the girl,
but she'll always have 'em on.
"three, please."
Level three?...wig salon.
Of course, Norma.
BOXER: pretty much says it all.
He needs a ride on that “mood elevator” you mention on your blog.
PRINCESS: Just needs a little more lift....
"I think I can.... I think I can..."
Your motto for all the costuming you’ve been slaving over?
ROSES: That would be a bit of a surprise for someone arriving in the elevator on that floor.
Lets hope he didn't really want to go to the penthouse.
Perhaps he finds love in an elevator.
He's going to get that caught if he's not careful...
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SCARLET: He's going to get that caught if he's not careful...
ReplyDeleteDid he actually push the elevator button with his wenis?
This, Miss Scarlet, is the reason I always travel with anti-bacterial wet wipes.
Precisely. Even though he looks like he has a ways to go, I'll be using the Purell simply to get rid of his intentions.
ReplyDelete*cursing self for missing awesome Unitard Man only to arrive in time for Elevatard man*
*timing tongue flicks with a stopwatch*
"Going down?"
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: Precisely. Even though he looks like he has a ways to go, I'll be using the Purell simply to get rid of his intentions.
ReplyDelete*cursing self for missing awesome Unitard Man only to arrive in time for Elevatard man*
*timing tongue flicks with a stopwatch*
*cleans monitor with wet wipes*
JASON: "Going down?"
Ha!
Welcome back from gay Paree, mon chéri.
Ground floor perfumery,
ReplyDeletestationery and leather goods,
wigs and haberdashery
kitchenware and food...going up
First floor telephones,
gents ready-made suits,
shirts, socks, ties, hats,
underwear and shoes...going up
Second floor carpets,
travel goods and bedding,
material, soft furnishings,
restaurant and teas. Going down!
MITZI: Are you free, Mr. Humphries?
ReplyDeleteHe's practicing his "elevator pitch!"
ReplyDeleteHe could use some elevator shoes.
ReplyDeleteLX & AYEM8Y: What is this?
ReplyDeleteAmateur night at the comedy club?
Are you back in TexASS, LX?
I noticed you’ve dropped the “Von.”
It's obvious this is not a first class hotel. They always have color coordinated stepstools in the elevator lobby.
ReplyDeleteTB: It's obvious this is not a first class hotel. They always have color coordinated stepstools in the elevator lobby.
ReplyDeleteOf course you would know that from all the time you’ve spent “waiting” in hotel lobbies.
He's never going to reach it with that thing. Perhaps this is the real reason short men are so angry?
ReplyDeleteMEMPHIS STEVE: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteHow is it that TWO of Mr. LX’s readers (you and Epic Fail) have popped over here this week for a visit?
I see that one of your interests is “beautiful naked women.”
Good luck with seeing any of that here on Infomaniac (you’re more likely to see warty old wenises) but you’re welcome to drop in anytime.
In the event that I hold a Christmas party here, are you available to make balloon animals with your junk? Or fart tunefully? You’d be the life of the party!