*sung to the tune of White Rabbit*...
♫One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones Mistress MJ gives you
Make you say Oh fuck it all♫...
♫Go ask Wally
When he's swallowed a DOLL♫...
In celebration of Designing Wally’s birthday, Mistress MJ is hosting a pill party!
Grab a handful at the door!
Von LX is on hand to fluff your PILLows...
You can keep your socks on...
But try not to lose your head!...
BOING!!!...
The house blend...
YAY! HAPPY PILLS!...
Reach into the jars and enjoy, Bitches!...
Present!
ReplyDeleteOh, and first...
ReplyDeleteTell that goddam sicknik waitress to bring me a round. Stat.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the pills? I saw a dish of hairy nuts, I enjoyed their salty goodness, but I am quite ready for a pill now...
ReplyDeleteWhy are Peenee's nuts in the candy dish?
ReplyDeleteHe's Experienced...
ReplyDeletebut his scrotum is very clean, well, I can't say as I blame him...
i brought my record!
ReplyDeleteShake it, Anna Mae!
ReplyDeleteCan't talk now, coming down from my acid trip.
ReplyDeleteGot anything in your candy dish that might help?
Xanax?
X?
Anything with an X in it.
Tampax?
ReplyDelete@ayeM8y,
ReplyDeleteThey are all Rx, baby, grab a handful and if you need to suckle later, I heard that there are salty nuts somewhere in this joint...
norma, you got my number...
ReplyDelete@MJ - Tampax gives me a case of the mean reds...
ReplyDelete@Wally - Thanks for the script. Oh and Happy Birthday.
when they finally put vodka in a pill I'll be happy to fill my prescription.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Boxer..vodka in a pill would be a grand thing.
ReplyDelete♫♪Happy Birthday Wally!♪♫
Happy Birthday Wally.
ReplyDeleteI took two fuckitol ready for Monday. Just what the doctor orders.
Happy Birthday, Sally! I mean Wally... it's a little confusing here this morning...
ReplyDeleteSx
Happy Birthday Wally!
ReplyDelete[downs hand-full of FUKITOL®]
[begins fluffing pillows]
Miss Scarlet's head has changed! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
[nods off]
Every gal should have a decent collection of heads.
ReplyDeleteSx
What the hell is going on in here?
ReplyDeleteHas Sally, er, Wally finally nodded off?
I'm here darlings...
ReplyDeleteNow where's the Birthday Gurl?
2 fuckitol and a valium chaser thanks houseboy...
After a day of sugar fuelled 1st graders running about in flowers and garden critters costumes I'm quite knackered....
Happy Birthday Wally
If anyone needs me I'll be over at the vodka fountain...
Who put "Skittles" in with the good stuff???
ReplyDeleteSkittles are the non-alcoholic punch of the drug crowd.
ReplyDelete*facedown in the 'ludes*
ReplyDeleteFffrm sh ff dvff mmmrrb n.
Ffaffy wirf'ay Ally
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
It's a true same Dr. Conrad Murray had to miss this....
ReplyDeleteHave some ...
ReplyDeleteMAGO, King Crimson sound like MS. NATIONS in that tune.
ReplyDeleteHa!@HEFF.
Ms Fripp?
ReplyDeleteManners! Happy Birthday Sss - Wally!
Happy Birthday Wally!
ReplyDeleteIt's fortunate that while I am very immature, I am still "adult minded" enough to read trashy literature.
I advance masked, Mago.
ReplyDeleteTA - I hear you!
ReplyDeleteHas Wally passed out?
ReplyDeleteNot passed out, just to tweeked to type...
ReplyDeleteThanks Everybody and especially to Mistress for knowing what kind of party to throw!
I suppose I'll have to start tidying up now.
ReplyDeleteAm I late ???
ReplyDeleteI've got codeine pills you know!!!
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!
THE PARTY'S OVER!
ReplyDeleteSame time, same place next year?