Tuesday, November 29, 2011

The Big Zip

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“Because one is enough, when it’s you. Show where you’re headed in the ultimate fashion climax. Fits so tight it shows all you’ve got…you’re a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind…she’ll eat you alive in it. The Big Zip in 50% polyester/50% cotton. Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel. Are you enough man to fill it? $45″

21 comments:

  1. when Von LX returns to LX, being first is going to be get a little more difficult.

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  2. I graduated from high school in 1978... so EVERYTHING relating to fashion was "bad."

    Farrah Hair. Yup.

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  3. I could use one easy piece right about now. Just sayin'.

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  4. somethings should never, ever return!! xoxoxoxo

    oh hai, boxer, thombeau! *waving*

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  5. Guys who wore this in the 70's are wearing Depends now. Life is sort of sad, isn't it?

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  6. short sleeved in camel sounds very sexy

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  7. Not even going to touch this one. Bad, bad memories...*shudders*

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  8. Off topic: Is it me, or has the width of your blog shrunk?
    But then again everything was long and skinny in the seventies.. probably because we couldn't afford to put food on the table.
    Sx

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  9. BOXER: First!!
    when Von LX returns to LX, being first is going to be get a little more difficult.
    I graduated from high school in 1978... so EVERYTHING relating to fashion was "bad."
    Farrah Hair. Yup.


    I hold Farrah responsible for today’s wacky trend for bright, white teeth.

    But don’t let AyeM8y know I said that as he is president of The Mean Dirty Pirate Internet Friends of Farrah Fawcett Fan Club.

    THOMBEAU: I could use one easy piece right about now. Just sayin'.

    Let’s hope Santa’s listening.

    Since posting this image, I’ve got the waitress scene from Five Easy Pieces running in my head.

    SAVANNAH: somethings should never, ever return!! xoxoxoxo
    oh hai, boxer, thombeau! *waving*


    Call the fashion police!

    PEENEE: Guys who wore this in the 70's are wearing Depends now. Life is sort of sad, isn't it?

    Sad?

    That “Depends.”

    NURSEMYRA: short sleeved in camel sounds very sexy

    The “crinkle cloth” is a bit of a turn-off though.

    COREYJO: Not even going to touch this one. Bad, bad memories...*shudders*

    *hands CoreyJo a ten-foot pole*

    SCARLET: Off topic: Is it me, or has the width of your blog shrunk?
    But then again everything was long and skinny in the seventies.. probably because we couldn't afford to put food on the table.


    I recently got a wider monitor that makes everything look bigger to me.

    We must consult Von LX (Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ) about this.

    Sing along with me, Miss Scarlet…

    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small

    MITZI: Sexy beast and yes I would!

    What if the zipper gets stuck?

    Read this first and be prepared!

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  10. I would rather wear crocs than that outfit; another example of the ugliness of 70's fashion. Of course he'd probably look pretty good out of the outfit.

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  11. TB: I would rather wear crocs than that outfit; another example of the ugliness of 70's fashion. Of course he'd probably look pretty good out of the outfit.

    Excuse me? WHAT did you say?

    Rules of Infomaniac: Never mention the C word!!!!!

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  12. i had one of these, but i looked like i pumped gas when i wore it. may the euphemisms begin.

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  13. Did someone say, "short-sleeved with camel toe"?
    (or in this case, Man toe)

    I still think the Leisure Suit wins for Worst Fashion Idea EVER!
    (followed closely by the "C" word)

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  14. NORMADESMOND: i had one of these, but i looked like i pumped gas when i wore it. may the euphemisms begin.

    You’d also fit right in at the car wash!

    BLAZNG SCARLET: Did someone say, "short-sleeved with camel toe"?
    (or in this case, Man toe)
    I still think the Leisure Suit wins for Worst Fashion Idea EVER!
    (followed closely by the "C" word)


    Man toe?

    I think you’re referring to mooseknuckle!

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  15. I semll something foul afoot. It says that it's available in "Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel." That model is wearing long sleeve in white.

    I demand satisfaction!

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  16. COOKIE: I semll something foul afoot. It says that it's available in "Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel." That model is wearing long sleeve in white.
    I demand satisfaction!


    AND it’s after Labour Day!

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  17. This is clearly for the stainless among us. What about the vpl?

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  18. I have ordered a set in camel for the Camera Boys to wear as their new uniform - we need some amusement at the office.

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  19. MAGO: This is clearly for the stainless among us. What about the vpl?

    He’s going commando! (Keine unterwäsche!)

    LULU: I have ordered a set in camel for the Camera Boys to wear as their new uniform - we need some amusement at the office.

    Don’t get them wet! The smell….

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