Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Ascot Instructions

With a “deft flick of your fingers,” you too can be fashionable.








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  1. Miss Sunshine7:01 AM, November 15, 2011

    Yay First!!

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  2. Miss Sunshine7:04 AM, November 15, 2011

    I always go with the Cordoba, it's the only one I don't forget. Didn't know I was being Debonair all this time. Can a girl be debonair?

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  3. LẌ7:43 AM, November 15, 2011

    Having flashbacks! Had to do this for four goddamn years!

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  4. FirstNations8:22 AM, November 15, 2011

    von LX- my dad was a 20 year man! He taught me how to do that back when hippie bandanas were the rage. I was cool, and at the same time squared off!

    Not even the Playboy of the Western World wore an ascot. too gay. He was a greek fishermans cap kinda guy.

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  5. The Cool Cookie8:28 AM, November 15, 2011

    How would that swinging Robert Goulet tie it on, baby?

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  6. normadesmond9:11 AM, November 15, 2011

    do-it-myself?

    hardly.

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  7. Geoff9:47 AM, November 15, 2011

    I like a casual out of shirt attitude. Wildly creative, a force of nature, rides like the wind.

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  8. The Mistress10:50 AM, November 15, 2011

    COREYJO: Yay First!!

    Is this your first “first?”

    COREYJO: I always go with the Cordoba, it's the only one I don't forget. Didn't know I was being Debonair all this time. Can a girl be debonair?

    Not according to the world’s most trusted dictionaries.

    VON LX: Having flashbacks! Had to do this for four goddamn years!

    I’m inviting you to my next dinner party.

    I bet you’re a whizz at folding table napkins.

    NATIONS: von LX- my dad was a 20 year man! He taught me how to do that back when hippie bandanas were the rage. I was cool, and at the same time squared off!
    Not even the Playboy of the Western World wore an ascot. too gay. He was a greek fishermans cap kinda guy.

    *mumbles something about “Greek style.”*

    COOKIE: How would that swinging Robert Goulet tie it on, baby?

    In a swoonworthy manner and preferably predating the Robert Goulet moustache.

    NORMADESMOND: do-it-myself?
    hardly.

    Of course not.

    You simply summon Max.

    GEOFF: I like a casual out of shirt attitude. Wildly creative, a force of nature, rides like the wind.

    How rakish!

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  9. Miss Sunshine11:54 AM, November 15, 2011

    Yes, it's my first 'First' MJ. Do I get a special prize?

    @von LX→ My Sailor Sam was in for 5 years. He tied it the first time and hasn't untied it to this day.


    *grumbles*
    Damn it! I wanted to be Debonair. **hangs head and turns towards the vodka lounge**

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  10. LẌ12:25 PM, November 15, 2011

    @ CoreyJo: I knew some who did that very thing. And worse, had someone else tie it for them!

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  11. Miss Sunshine12:35 PM, November 15, 2011

    You know von LX, I can't guarantee he did it himself. He was already in the Navy when I met him...sounds like him though, ties aren't his thing.

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  12. The Mistress12:50 PM, November 15, 2011

    There is no prize for one's first "first"...

    Only admiration or jealousy on the part of the other Bitches.

    Beating Von LX to first is the goal of many who step through these portals.

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  13. Heff1:37 PM, November 15, 2011

    It says "Instructions for AMERICANS" ???

    I somehow find that OFFENSIVE !!!

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  14. The Mistress1:45 PM, November 15, 2011

    HEFF: Of course a modern day Jay Gatsby such as yourself needn’t be told how to wear an ascot.

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  15. Mitzi 2:13 PM, November 15, 2011

    There have make over programmes over here it's the staple of daytime television, they take a plain fat lass, give her new clothes, make up her hair and she comes out at the end of the programme looking like a plain fat lass wearing new clothes.

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  16. Thombeau2:15 PM, November 15, 2011

    If it's good enough for Charles Nelson Reilly, it's good enough for me!!

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  17. Miss Sunshine2:33 PM, November 15, 2011

    Hmmm..? I rather like it when other Bitches are jealous of me. I'll have to strive to be first more often! HaHa!

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  18. The Mistress3:16 PM, November 15, 2011

    MITZI: There have make over programmes over here it's the staple of daytime television, they take a plain fat lass, give her new clothes, make up her hair and she comes out at the end of the programme looking like a plain fat lass wearing new clothes.

    Aaaaaaaaa!!!! CUT OFF THAT GINGER HAIR!!!

    Welcome back, Mitzi.

    You’ve been missed.

    THOMBEAU: If it's good enough for Charles Nelson Reilly, it's good enough for me!!

    Words to live by!

    Charles Nelson Reilly sporting a red ascot, seen here on the Match Game with bonus footage of Jo Anne WORRRRRLEY!

    COREYJO: Hmmm..? I rather like it when other Bitches are jealous of me. I'll have to strive to be first more often! HaHa!

    Jon’s had a few firsts too, you know, so you have competition.

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  19. Mitzi 5:20 PM, November 15, 2011

    Do excuse the "There" bit MJ, I haven't been sleeping properly, and you know how people talk.

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  20. Anonymous7:57 PM, November 15, 2011

    Halstücher sind geil!
    Some also call it a Plastron. Best made of silk ... and there's always the Windsor. I standardly have the half-Windsor.

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  21. DeepBlue8:56 PM, November 15, 2011

    Are there anymore pills left...



    ...I missed Wally's party! *pouts*

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  22. The Mistress4:32 AM, November 16, 2011

    MITZI: I've already forgotten what I was supposed to remember about that.

    MAGO: Do you have a matching codpiece?

    DEEP BLUE: Did you forget to take your wake-up pills?

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