Thursday, November 17, 2011

Gone Shopping

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Back on Sunday.

In the meantime, based on the illustration above, try to identify the objects Mistress MJ is purchasing.
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27 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet9:36 AM, November 17, 2011

    Potatoes and a tube of lube.
    Sx

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  2. normadesmond9:51 AM, November 17, 2011

    what with the size of the box and that cord, it's gotta be a tampon that simply won't be big enough.

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  3. LẌ10:00 AM, November 17, 2011

    Cheez Whiz® and condoms.

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  4. Miss Sunshine11:05 AM, November 17, 2011

    Chinese finger cuffs & a baby bottle?

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  5. KellyRed11:34 AM, November 17, 2011

    Six Pack of Wine (they really need to make that for consumers)
    Bag of dinner rolls for chucking at wayward house boys
    Ready Whip, no explanation needed
    Crayons, to entertain the tots
    One hot roller for the pubes, a nice wave is very pretty
    Birth control pills or Zanax, really the same thing
    And the requisite lube. Don't you belong to a Lube of the Month Club for that? We're talking volume here.

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  6. Riley12:03 PM, November 17, 2011

    Party supplies (booze, chips, cigs) for your art class Christmas soiree, from Costco. The unidentifiable food items and the poster itself are from your last herd through Ikea.

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  7. The Cool Cookie1:20 PM, November 17, 2011

    Can of Glidden Spread Satin, screw top bottles of wine, bags of root vegatibles, point and shoot whipped cream, Crystal Light, Shake Weight, NyQuil capsules and a tube of anchovey paste.

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  8. Lulu LaBonne3:46 PM, November 17, 2011

    booze and drugs obv... where are the shoes?

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  9. Karl4:02 PM, November 17, 2011

    Good afternoon MJ,

    Don't forget a bicycle pump to help reinflate the poor fella from your previous post.

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  10. Anonymous5:12 PM, November 17, 2011

    Sixpack Veuve, thingy, can o'cream, fags, thingy, the Pill, mustard - and a bucket. Nothing special.

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  11. Princess5:22 PM, November 17, 2011

    Are you having a shopping trolley race?

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  12. Moonblossom5:43 PM, November 17, 2011

    Wine Coolers, Can of Paint, Sack of Potatos, Cheese Whizz, Cigarettes, Pepper Grinder, Aspirin and Astroglide.

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  13. DeepBlue7:12 PM, November 17, 2011

    You've finally decided to repaint the cheese room!

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  14. FirstNations8:59 PM, November 17, 2011

    Crosstops
    Sixpack of ketchup
    Bag of lipid tumors
    Soup with applicator tip
    Marlboro Sardine 100's (in fliptop box)
    One of my aunt Pat's 1950's wall sconces
    Ravioli
    Preparation H
    Hobo camper
    Giant box (although why you need another when you already have one is beyond me)

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  15. mrpeenee10:46 PM, November 17, 2011

    I think it represents a timeline ending, tragically, in Preparation H.

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  16. KellyRed10:59 PM, November 17, 2011

    First Nations- MJ is going o make you stand in the corner for that remark!

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  17. jason1:12 AM, November 18, 2011

    Jamesons, cheese curds, Jamesons.

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  18. Thombeau2:29 AM, November 18, 2011

    A NEW BOX!

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  19. Roses3:20 AM, November 18, 2011

    I am going to have to get out of bed much quicker. Everyone's shopping is way cooler than mine.

    *throws bacon lube into the trolley and totters off*

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  20. Topher7:33 AM, November 18, 2011

    a string of anal beads, a large fancy jar of preserved lemons to decorate the top of your Hi Fi, a tube of Brylcream, a faux box and a pack of lady cigars

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  21. The Mistress8:09 AM, November 18, 2011

    Congratulations to Topher for correctly identifying the anal beads.

    *backs shopping trolley over everyone's feet and heads to cashier*

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  22. Ms Scarlet9:47 AM, November 18, 2011

    That's okay, I have me steeled toed crocs on.
    Sx

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  23. BlazngScarlet10:33 AM, November 18, 2011

    Paint, Perrier, Chips, Cheez Whiz, Crayons, lipstick, chocolates and vagisil.

    Oh yeah, and you're getting a 'pearl necklace'?

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  24. designing wally6:52 PM, November 18, 2011

    My intuition tells me that you are really buying a new automobile...

    However, I am quite sure you will be picking up all of the aforementioned things on your way home (x2).

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  25. The Mistress7:37 AM, November 19, 2011

    Pearl necklace? Yes, THAT too!

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  26. ayeM8y9:49 AM, November 19, 2011

    Cigarettes and birth control.

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  27. Mitzi 2:07 PM, November 20, 2011

    Have you won a 3 minute trolley dash at your local Nettos?

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