There was Beast’s birthday on Wednesday and another special Infomaniac bitch is having a birthday on Friday.
And the rest of you bitches?
When is your birthday?
If you’re lucky, Mistress MJ will bake you a cake.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Birthdays
Mistress MJ is updating Infomaniac’s birthday list.
There was Beast’s birthday on Wednesday and another special Infomaniac bitch is having a birthday on Friday.
And the rest of you bitches?
When is your birthday?
If you’re lucky, Mistress MJ will bake you a cake.
There was Beast’s birthday on Wednesday and another special Infomaniac bitch is having a birthday on Friday.
And the rest of you bitches?
When is your birthday?
If you’re lucky, Mistress MJ will bake you a cake.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Happy Birthday, Beast!
Wednesday, May 20th is Beast's birthday.
We’ve hidden your gift, Beast...
Can anyone guess what it is?
Or where we’ve hidden it?
We’ve hidden your gift, Beast...
Can anyone guess what it is?
Or where we’ve hidden it?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Get Well, Winky Weinerhead
Long-time Infomaniac bitch Chris of "Snippets from Spaceship Orion" has been hospitalized.
You may know him better as “WW” or “Within Without” or “Winky Weinerhead” or as Donn’s best friend…
Chris (left) with Donn (right)
Or maybe you’re new here so you don’t know him at all. He doesn’t often leave comments although he reads Infomaniac on a regular basis.
In any case, there is a clot somewhere in his male brain…
(illustration blatantly stolen from Chris’s blog)
We’re hoping his condition improves soon so that he can go home to his loved ones and have fun again with the rest of us.
It is all very surreal and disheartening to have one of your blogging pals suddenly taken seriously ill.
As a result, Mistress MJ isn’t feeling her usual joie de vivre and has postponed the contest she intended to hold today.
Regular posts will resume after she takes her happy pill, swilled down with a vodka martini.
Chris, we hope your team of nurses is taking good care of you…
Come back to us soon.
You may know him better as “WW” or “Within Without” or “Winky Weinerhead” or as Donn’s best friend…
Chris (left) with Donn (right)
Or maybe you’re new here so you don’t know him at all. He doesn’t often leave comments although he reads Infomaniac on a regular basis.
In any case, there is a clot somewhere in his male brain…
(illustration blatantly stolen from Chris’s blog)
We’re hoping his condition improves soon so that he can go home to his loved ones and have fun again with the rest of us.
It is all very surreal and disheartening to have one of your blogging pals suddenly taken seriously ill.
As a result, Mistress MJ isn’t feeling her usual joie de vivre and has postponed the contest she intended to hold today.
Regular posts will resume after she takes her happy pill, swilled down with a vodka martini.
Chris, we hope your team of nurses is taking good care of you…
Come back to us soon.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Gonna Soak Up the Sun
(click it)
Mistress MJ is enjoying the May Two-Four Weekend.
Infomaniac returns on Monday with an exciting new contest!
Friday, May 15, 2009
Filthy Friday – Damien’s Arse
All the way from bucolic New Zealand, Infomaniac presents Damien’s arse! …
Feast your eyes on this mound of meaty goodness.
And just look at those drumsticks!
New Infomaniac Bitch Damien has shown top form and obedience by wasting no time in sending Mistress MJ a photo of his agreeable arse.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you stragglers. Join Damien now in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses by submitting a photo of your bare bottom.
In the meantime, enjoy the view. Damien’s arse will be here all day!
Feast your eyes on this mound of meaty goodness.
And just look at those drumsticks!
New Infomaniac Bitch Damien has shown top form and obedience by wasting no time in sending Mistress MJ a photo of his agreeable arse.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you stragglers. Join Damien now in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses by submitting a photo of your bare bottom.
In the meantime, enjoy the view. Damien’s arse will be here all day!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Make Yourselves Useful
Ask not what Mistress MJ can do for YOU but what YOU can do for Mistress MJ.
Well?
Well?
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Pick Kevin’s Arse
You all remember Kevin’s arse, don’t you?
Because of your efforts, Kevin finally removed his pants due to peer pressure.
However, Kevin didn’t identify which of these three arses is HIS arse.
So it’s up to you bitches to pick Kevin’s arse.
Is it Arse Number 1?...
Arse Number 2?...
Or Arse Number 3?...
Only Kevin knows for sure so keep your fingers crossed that he tells us by the end of the day.
Because of your efforts, Kevin finally removed his pants due to peer pressure.
However, Kevin didn’t identify which of these three arses is HIS arse.
So it’s up to you bitches to pick Kevin’s arse.
Is it Arse Number 1?...
Arse Number 2?...
Or Arse Number 3?...
Only Kevin knows for sure so keep your fingers crossed that he tells us by the end of the day.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Kevin’s Arse
As you know, it is a requirement of all male Infomaniac bitches to submit a photo of their bare bottom to Mistress MJ.
Today we are delighted to present Kevin’s arse from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…
Well, to be honest, it’s more like Kevin’s Manties we’re presenting than his actual bare arse but he’s a shy and sensitive hothouse flower.
Better than nothing, we suppose.
It must be difficult, after all, to be the follow-up to Mean Dirty Pirate’s ass.
Perhaps with a little encouragement from the rest of you bitches, he’ll reveal more in future.
Kevin’s arse has been included in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses.
If your arse isn’t pictured there, where IS it?
We invite submissions of male bare bottoms to be posted in our gallery, or, if you’re ultra-shy, you may submit the photo for Mistress MJ’s private collection.
Shy fellas may also do as Kevin has done and simply display their wares covered.
Just do it, bitches!
And thank you, Kevin.
We hope to see MORE of you in future.
Today we are delighted to present Kevin’s arse from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…
Well, to be honest, it’s more like Kevin’s Manties we’re presenting than his actual bare arse but he’s a shy and sensitive hothouse flower.
Better than nothing, we suppose.
It must be difficult, after all, to be the follow-up to Mean Dirty Pirate’s ass.
Perhaps with a little encouragement from the rest of you bitches, he’ll reveal more in future.
Kevin’s arse has been included in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses.
If your arse isn’t pictured there, where IS it?
We invite submissions of male bare bottoms to be posted in our gallery, or, if you’re ultra-shy, you may submit the photo for Mistress MJ’s private collection.
Shy fellas may also do as Kevin has done and simply display their wares covered.
Just do it, bitches!
And thank you, Kevin.
We hope to see MORE of you in future.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
The Blob
Mistress MJ has cramps and is too cranky to entertain you.
Via [Café Muscato]
Substituting in her place is The Infomaniac Orchestra joined by The Infomaniac Dancers…
*throws flaming uterus at first commenter*
*and all subsequent commenters, for that matter*
Via [Café Muscato]
Substituting in her place is The Infomaniac Orchestra joined by The Infomaniac Dancers…
*throws flaming uterus at first commenter*
*and all subsequent commenters, for that matter*
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Back Off, Bitches
Mistress MJ is taking the day off and wants to be alone.
If you have something to say, go ahead and say it but she will not respond to your comments.
It will, however, be business as usual on Filthy Friday.
Leave a comment at your peril.
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Infomaniac Talent Show
Surely this Infomaniac reader (identity concealed ) isn’t the only one of you bitches with a unique skill…
Tell us about your special talent!
Tell us about your special talent!
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Happy Birthday, First Nations!
Today we celebrate the birth of a Nation.
*keels over laughing at self*
Join us as we celebrate the birthday of Whatcom County’s finest wench and a proud member of the Knudsen Nation.
Her blog is on hiatus but if you want quality writing wrapped up in an entertaining package, you’ll read the archives.
There’s a chance she might drop in for a visit today so if she shows up, we ask that you beg her to come back.
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND GROVEL, BITCHES!
p.s. Who else but Ms. Nations can give you Mr. Egyptian Penis Man? ...
Monday, May 04, 2009
International Respect for Chickens Day
May 4th is International Respect for Chickens Day.
We ask that you show respect for chickens today and every day.
After all, chickens have dignity too...
We ask that you show respect for chickens today and every day.
After all, chickens have dignity too...
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Shape-Up Sunday
That packet of Jammie Dodgers you just ate is doing your figure no favours.
Back away from your computer and get some exercise for a change, you lazy bitches…
Click to enlarge these, as usual...
Back away from your computer and get some exercise for a change, you lazy bitches…
Click to enlarge these, as usual...
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Roast Your Weenie
Friday, May 01, 2009
Filthy Friday
How are you celebrating No Pants Day?
(click to biggify)
We here at Infomaniac draw your attention to item #9 on their FAQ page stating…
Did you know that in Britain “pants” means underwear? Shouldn’t it be No Trousers Day instead?
Hmmm.. this holiday could be extremely interesting in Britain, then. But seriously, No Pants Day just sounds catchier, doesn’t it? And besides, this gives British people something to mention when you bring up the holiday around them. They laugh and say, “In Britain, ‘pants’ means….” etc, etc, and they feel good for being the center of attention. So bully for them!
(click to biggify)
We here at Infomaniac draw your attention to item #9 on their FAQ page stating…
Did you know that in Britain “pants” means underwear? Shouldn’t it be No Trousers Day instead?
Hmmm.. this holiday could be extremely interesting in Britain, then. But seriously, No Pants Day just sounds catchier, doesn’t it? And besides, this gives British people something to mention when you bring up the holiday around them. They laugh and say, “In Britain, ‘pants’ means….” etc, etc, and they feel good for being the center of attention. So bully for them!
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