Blogging Addiction

Hello, my name is Mistress MJ and I am a blogaholic.

The cameras are rolling once again on Rehab Reality TV …



Mistress MJ, unable to quit blogging cold turkey, (albeit temporarily) has been forced into electroshock therapy.

What will be the outcome?

Will she spend her valuable time continuing to read other bitches’ blogs and leaving inane comments?

Or worse, will she blog AGAIN?

Rehab Reality TV

Mistress MJ getting her 15 minutes of fame


We know we said we wouldn’t post for several months but the rehab centre wants the free P.R. on this one.

As you can see in the photo above, a film crew has been sent to document Mistress MJ’s harrowing journey to sobriety in a new reality TV show.

Here’s a sneak preview as we watch a devoted Infomaniac bitch attempting to smuggle booze and pills into Mistress MJ’s private room…



Any other ideas for captivating plot lines?

They’re going to need extras on the set so if you think there’s a role that you could play, let us know.

Oh, and don’t expect another update for a long time.

*adds ‘blogging’ to list of addictions that need treatment*


Acknowledgement: Special thanks to Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer and Blogger Troubleshooter, XL, who solved my wonky italicized comments problems.


XL-icious

Gone Into Rehab

The entire staff of Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) has gone into rehab.

Before you say “no, no, no” let me say that when I come back you’ll "know, know, know."

But you might want to add Infomaniac to your ‘Followers’ list because we don’t know when we’ll be updating again … possibly several months from now.

Since you’ve made lots of new friends as a result of the party, you should have plenty of opportunities to be entertained elsewhere.

In the event that you need something to peruse whilst you’re waiting for our big comeback, Infomaniac has thoughtfully provided an extensive list of …

GOOGLE SEARCHES THAT LED TO INFOMANIAC:

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Naked hairy Irish men…




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tongue up the arse pics…




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ginger pubed men with their cocks out…




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I effing love timbits...




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And finally…

sticking a banana in the bum…




Adieu, mes amis.

Eat cake and be happy.

‘Til we meet again.

The Morning After

Mistress MJ is hungover exhausted...



We wish to thank the many participants who mixed ‘n’ mingled at yesterday’s party.

It’s hard to say who hoored themselves out the most, visiting other blogs. We’d say it’s a toss-up between Mister Miss Anonymous Boxer, Miss Scarlet, Carnalis, Eroswings, Kaz and Old Knudsen.



It was heartwarming to see so many of you making new friends ...









Not surprisingly, Old Knudsen made out with the most women…





Let’s do it all again this time next year, shall we?


Hey baby. I was sent here by MJ from Infomaniac.

Blow-Out Party

We are gathered here today so that we may become better acquainted with our fellow Infomaniac bitches.

It’s been exactly a year since our last big mix and mingle social event. Remember what a success that was in bringing you bitches closer together?



Here’s how it goes…

Study Infomaniac's Blogroll.

Select at least one blog that you’ve never visited and/or commented on and click upon it. The more blogs you visit, the more fun you’ll have.

I SAID CLICK ON IT! LET ME HEAR YOU CLICKING, DAMMIT!

Now read at least one entry on that blog.


What a fascinating blog!

Next…

Leave a comment on their blog as follows:

“I was sent here by MJ from Infomaniac.”

Feel free to add more to your comment if you wish.

Remember…play nicely!...



If you don’t have something nice to say about another bitch’s blog, don’t say anything at all! Move along until you find a blog more to your liking.

Then…

Come back to Infomaniac and tell us which blog(s) you commented on.

Where do you think you're going? We’re not done yet!

When you come back we’ll all gather in the kitchen where we’ll share a potluck dinner.

What dish are you bringing?




Manuel has volunteered to wait tables but please don’t touch the waiter’s sugarloaf!...


Now head over to the Blogroll and meet some new people!

Looks like Old Knudsen’s got a head start on the rest of you…


(click to enlarge)

Get this party started!

Filthy Friday

Coming soon on Infomaniac…


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BLOW-OUT PARTY!

Date: Sunday and Monday.

This will be the last big party of the season.

Infomaniac has been hit by budget cuts caused by overspending on prizes for you lot, such as Poo Books, Penis Books, and an assortment of colourful cocktail napkins.

Come Sunday or Monday.

Just be sure to come.

You’ll mix. You’ll mingle. And you’ll make friends…




Note: No new post ‘til party time on Sunday.

Winner - Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?
All the way from Frigadoon by way of Killamory, it’s OLD KNUDSEN!


Old Knudsen today




Young Old Knudsen



Jailbait


Trying to catch crabs off the shores of Frigadoon


Correct answers were submitted by Donn, Mago, and Carnalis.

But there can only be one prizewinner.

Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips beneath her petticoat.

Mago volunteered to draw the names from beneath Mistress MJ’s petticoat but was refused, mainly because his name was on one of the slips as a potential winner and that would have presented a conflict of interest.

Instead, Denmark’s biggest poofter, CyberPete, volunteered (oddly enough) to reach beneath Mistress MJ’s petticoat to make the draw.

And the winner is… drum roll …

DONN!



Que bonita!


Congratulations, Donn! You are the lucky winner of the ‘What’s Your Poo Telling You?’ book.




A word to Donn…isn’t it enough that you’re the Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts? Do you really have to lord your luck over the rest of these miserable sods?

We’ve noticed a pattern here, Donn. Things have really been going tickety-boo for you this year, haven’t they? First you go on hols to Mexico (we’ll overlook the bit about being detained in a Mexican jail), then you win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and now you go home with the Poo Book!

Do you have a horseshoe up your arse, Donn?

Or could it be that Old Knudsen (who, coincidentally, named his willy “Donny”) slipped you the … correct answer?

Perhaps we’ll never know.

And now over to you, Manuel.

Time after time you’ve incorrectly guessed “Old Knudsen” to each Teen Angst Competition we’ve held.

And this time, what did you have to say for yourself? Shall I quote you?...

I was gonna say Knudsen but cant be bothered.......it'll never be Knudsen.......sake

Dammit, dammit, dammit Manuel! You finally had your chance and you blew it!

Which part of the waiter’s brain was not engaged at the time of your comment?...



My heart bleeds for you, Manuel. Really, it does. You coulda had the Poo Book!


Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

We hope the suspense, the drama, and the tears have made it worth playing.

Teen Angst Competition

It’s time for another Teen Angst contest.

Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!...






Fishing for crabs


In the event of more than one correct answer, Mistress MJ will ask one lucky Infomaniac bitch (volunteers, anyone?) to reach beneth her petticoat where she has concealed the names of potential winners on tiny slips of paper. He or she will present the selected slip of paper to Mistress MJ who will announce the winner asap.

Note: Contest closes at 7:00 pm Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) on Wednesday, April 8th. For you UK readers, that’s 3:00 am on Thursday, April 9th. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.

Detachable Naughty Bits

I shall be out of town today with a group of “the girls” so expect nothing from me ‘til Wednesday.

Since I’ll be in the company of gay men, I suppose I can leave my detachable vagina at home…



Wouldn't it be great if our pussies were detachable?

What would you do with yours?

And fellas…what would you do with a detachable penis?

Sock Garters

Sock garters* for men...




Yay or nay?





*“sock suspenders” in the UK

Donn: Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts are coming to Canada!...For the FOURTH time!

On their way to DONN!...


As Old Knudsen would say, “Isn’t Donn lovely?”


Our Donn in Winnipeg, Manitoba is the lucky winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.

The latest contest was held by our host CyberPete in Denmark.

Pictured here we see CyberPete from the ankles down, in The Shorts. And Donn’s winning caption below…


Hey Sailor,
mi Curaçao es su Curaçao
u like?
H'OKAY TWANTEE DULLAH!



As you know, Mistress MJ was the THIRD Canadian winner of The Shorts back in 2007.


Any excuse to re-post pic of Mistress MJ wearing The Shorts on her head



Astute readers will have noticed that Mistress MJ is also wearing The Shorts in her avatar.


Another excuse to re-post pic of Mistress MJ’s legs



Oh, pardon me. We were talking about Donn, weren’t we?

Sooner or later, it will be Donn’s turn to host The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition and when he does, you’ll hear about it here on Infomaniac.

Then you’ll have your chance to win The Shorts!

New to Infomaniac and have no idea what we’re talking about?

Read The Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

Congratulations, Donn!


UPDATE!

According to this report, Donn has been detained in Mexico by the Immigration police!

Does anybody know a good lawyer?

FREE DONN!

Filthy Friday

Today’s Filthy Friday is dedicated to Kapitano who asked, “I have a request. Can we please have some heterosexual Filthy Fridays?”

Winner - Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?

From East Sussex, England, it’s Miss Scarlet!


Miss Scarlet’s avatar



Teenage Scarlet


Several of you thought she was Leah or EmmaK…or Celine Dion (sheesh) and Heff declared her TOTALLY DO-ABLE !

But once again, none of you bitches guessed correctly.

Therefore, Mistress MJ has eaten your prize.

Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

Send in your teen angst photo soon!


MEANWHILE, IN OTHER NEWS

Go over to CyberPete's to see who won The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition. (Hint: Yay Canada!)

At least somebody won something this week.

Infomaniac will post about it on the weekend but right now she wants a cocktail.

Teen Angst Competition

It’s time for another Teen Angst contest.

Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!...



In the event of more than one correct answer, Mistress MJ will ask one lucky Infomaniac bitch (volunteers, anyone?) to reach beneth her petticoat where she has concealed the names of potential winners on tiny slips of paper. He or she will present the selected slip of paper to Mistress MJ who will announce the winner asap.

We here at Infomaniac would like to hold more Teen Angst Competitions in future.

Were you a troubled teen?

Were you moody? Petulant? A dork? A nerd? Did your hair and fashion sense require an intervention?

Do you have the photographic evidence to prove it?

Then email your photo and you could be the next Teen Angst mystery blogger. (Email address is in our Blogger Profile.)

Note: Contest closes at 7:00 pm Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) on Wednesday, April 1st. For you UK readers, that’s 3:00 am on Thursday, April 2nd. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.