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Monday, February 01, 2021
Experimental Underwear Association
Mr. DeVice mentioned here that he has 16 unpublished blog drafts. He wondered if anyone else had a load of half-finished blog posts languishing in their drafts folders. He went on to ask, "If I show you mine, will you show me yours?" And so, here is the first of my 154 drafts...
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Hope that experimental underwear isn't flammable! But, gosh - isn't it sexy..? Jx
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DeletePPS 153 posts in a year - that would be record for you, dear Mistress...
I'll never catch up to YOUR record.
DeleteIt's a friendly rivalry going on between me and Mistress Maddie - we're probably the only ones in your "inner circle" who post daily... Jx
DeleteOog. Rather you than me in The Very Mistress's "inner circle"...
DeleteMind I don't suck you into my vortex.
DeleteWhy do I suddenly feel like I've woken up in the middle of a 1972 episode of Doctor Who? Jx
DeleteJON: My Tardis experience was in 2008.
DeleteBugger. The link doesn't work.
DeleteI found it. One of the suggestions where you should land your TARDIS was under Beast's stinky duvet. I guess you recovered? Jx
DeleteAnd with that said, I almost didn't post as I was searching out some bloomers to put on, for this cold day to wear.
DeleteJON: I Febrezed. Liberally.
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Long johns are the only way to go. Or a long john.
Ha ha! What a brilliant way to resume regular blogging and clear out your drafty unmentionables!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of, I thought the model was wearing some form of metal armour - the way he's been illustrated gives him a "Tin Man" look.
Does the pipe come with the experimental underwear? Is the pipe part of the experiment? Why did you leave this in ‘drafts’ for so long? Was it because you knew that some idiot would come along and ask you lots of questions?
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MISS SCARLET: I am now reconsidering the whole idea of publishing my drafts collection.
DeleteAre these drafts the result of cake farts?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Time to Febreze again.
DeleteRemind me to avoid the Des Plaines Holiday Inn.
ReplyDeleteNorma, I grew up near there!!!
DeleteBack then the part that abutted the airport had empty fields between the industrial buildings and small office buildings (many with a mansard roof on the 5th floor, or a psuedo-colonial vibe). At any rate, there was always a "sketchy factor" to things near the airport, that hotel was likely VERY busy with travelers and locals alike.
Now, as individuals go, you Norma BELONG at the Holiday Inn in Des Plaines, also a little further south on Manheim Road, over in Lyons Township, and at any two story gas station on Rand Road. Oh Norma, had you only been a part of my childhood...
I've never been to Des Plaines but now I'm getting an idea of why it's not on my bucket list.
DeleteAll I can think of is Lady Chablis . . . .
Delete"Two tears in a bucket, motherfuckit."
Norma, we are "in tune".
ReplyDeleteI saw Lady Chablis in Columbus, Ohio in 2004 I believe. Studied her dress while she performed (7 panel, deep cowl - the kind of dress Clint Eastwood would have shelled out for from one of those boutiques catering to trophy wives) -well, she made protracted eye-contact with me. When I asked my table mates if anyone had noticed, one remarked, "EVERYONE noticed!". I did not go backstage.
Gentle nudge to Testosterone "Two tears in a bucket"!
DeleteOn July 22 2017 I wrote:
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a young slip of a thing, I promised myself, when I get a place of my own, I would own a glass sugar dispenser that miraculously pours just one teaspoon of sugar when you tilt it.
That's all! It was written when my Great aunt was alive and she was very generous with her pharmaceuticals.
MITZI: You sound as if you've been experimenting with more than just your underwear.
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