I'll take one of each. The pouches too.
JASON: That will be $31 plus tax and tip, please.
Available in Perma-Press? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
LX: Your “friend” is afraid to run a hot iron over it?I'll do it for him.
so forward thinking with their transheer.perfect for trannies who are still intact, yet need thatmodicum (and yes, i chose that word intentionally)of suspense and glamour!
NORMA: “Transheer” is your new drag name.ModiCUM…thank you, Norma.
you're right, it IS my new name.
SIgn me up for the "helenca cupped strap" whatever the hell that is. Definitely in bugle beads because that plume is going to be some nasty after just a couple of shifts.
PEENEE: Helenca stretch nylon for extra support?Who are you kidding?
If in doubt, 259 could double as a fetching hat for Ascot Ladies' Day. Jx
JON: I see nothing in the Royal Ascot Dress Code that prohibits the wearing of a posing pouch as long as you have the requisite top hat.
261 is kinda stripey. I likey.I'll take one and another (just in case)xx
ROSES: Why not get one for every day of the week?Similar to your days of the week knickers?
Nothing says "HAUTE" like mesh.
COOKIE: "Haute" but not "hot."
I'll take #261, without the pouch and don't wrap him, I'll eat him on my way home.
HUGGY JON: Fast food.
I need to take a MUCH closer look first. Can I handle the merchandise?
GRAHAM: Sure, you can handle the merchandise.But do not fold, bend, spindle or mutilate.
why hasn't anyone whipped out theirInfomaniac Charge-A-Plate?
NORMA: You Bitches have whipped out everything else!
I'll take one of each. The pouches too.
ReplyDeleteJASON: That will be $31 plus tax and tip, please.
DeleteAvailable in Perma-Press? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteLX: Your “friend” is afraid to run a hot iron over it?
DeleteI'll do it for him.
so forward thinking with their transheer.
ReplyDeleteperfect for trannies who are still intact, yet need that
modicum (and yes, i chose that word intentionally)
of suspense and glamour!
NORMA: “Transheer” is your new drag name.
DeleteModiCUM…thank you, Norma.
you're right, it IS my new name.
DeleteSIgn me up for the "helenca cupped strap" whatever the hell that is. Definitely in bugle beads because that plume is going to be some nasty after just a couple of shifts.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Helenca stretch nylon for extra support?
DeleteWho are you kidding?
If in doubt, 259 could double as a fetching hat for Ascot Ladies' Day. Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: I see nothing in the Royal Ascot Dress Code that prohibits the wearing of a posing pouch as long as you have the requisite top hat.
Delete261 is kinda stripey. I likey.
ReplyDeleteI'll take one and another (just in case)
xx
ROSES: Why not get one for every day of the week?
DeleteSimilar to your days of the week knickers?
Nothing says "HAUTE" like mesh.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: "Haute" but not "hot."
DeleteI'll take #261, without the pouch and don't wrap him, I'll eat him on my way home.
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: Fast food.
DeleteI need to take a MUCH closer look first. Can I handle the merchandise?
ReplyDeleteGRAHAM: Sure, you can handle the merchandise.
DeleteBut do not fold, bend, spindle or mutilate.
why hasn't anyone whipped out their
ReplyDeleteInfomaniac Charge-A-Plate?
NORMA: You Bitches have whipped out everything else!
Delete