Thursday, December 31, 2020

Happier New Year

 We're all a bit grumpy...

Here's to a happier new year.

And a happy birthday to Miss Savannah!

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16 comments:

  1. Mistress Maddie8:49 AM, December 31, 2020

    And it looks like the scales are tipping already by the looks of things.

    Happy New Year to you dear MJ!
    🎊🎇🍸🎉🎇🍸🎇

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  2. Jon9:05 AM, December 31, 2020

    I'd like to see the stork that could lift THAT baby!

    Happier New Year! Jx

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  3. The Mistress9:59 AM, December 31, 2020

    Having Bitches like you around is enough to tip me towards a happier new year.

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice5:54 PM, December 31, 2020

      I imagine you'll be a LOT easier to tip than Grumplestiltskin in the photo up there.

      Happy New Year Very Mistress!

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    2. Mitzi 6:14 AM, January 01, 2021

      That's the second time within 24hrs I've heard Rumplestiltskin being mentioned, uncanny.

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  4. Ms Scarlet7:33 PM, December 31, 2020

    Happy New Year!!! Cross fingers that things will get better for us all.
    Sxxx

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  5. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.11:35 PM, December 31, 2020

    His pointy lil' weiner is pointing toward better things *ahem* in the year to come *ahem, kaff*

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  6. Testosterone4:31 PM, January 01, 2021

    Norma dear,

    We embark on new days,
    after a douche of a year.
    This slab-O-man beckons,
    Extra-large comes in queer.

    So dance a new day,
    and slumber at will,
    Life's a roll in the hay,
    Full of nectar and swill.

    Yours is a dry one,
    parched with a thirst,
    Grind without degloving,
    they're certain to burst.

    May your new year be,
    in just so many words,
    a parade of horny men,
    who travel in herds.

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  7. The Mistress9:36 AM, January 08, 2021

    *reads news*

    Well, so much for a happier new year.

    Sigh.

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  8. Burt Weston10:53 AM, January 09, 2021

    The reality of my advancing weight gain during WFH/shelter-in-place, et al...well, I'm not chuckling too much regarding this chap. Happy NEW Year!

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  9. Testosterone8:25 AM, January 10, 2021

    Ya know, poetry doesn't grown on trees.

    WHERE is Norma?

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    1. The Mistress8:35 AM, January 14, 2021

      I suspect that Norma's with Waldo.

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    2. Testosterone4:07 PM, January 14, 2021

      Please, she's a pile of chancre dust and wine-stained teeth.

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  10. Testosterone11:04 AM, January 21, 2021

    And you'll notice they didn't choose me to be the poet at the inauguration. Norma, did you have anything to do with that?

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