Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year, Bitches!


Get yourselves over to Boxer’s place to ring in the new year!

Each time you comment on her blog, she donates 50 cents to charity.

And it’s not just the New Year we’re celebrating.

Pop on over to Savannah’s place to wish Savannah a happy birthday!

But while you’re here, it’s champagne for everyone!

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To 2011, bitches!

52 comments:

  1. Just got in from both places!

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  2. silver. kabuki knows not what mischief will occur, but i hope it will involve removing of garments.

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  3. does canada have days? is it on a mayan doomsday clock schedule? how to plan ahead, thats the trouble oh, i see kabuki has a rhinoplasty at squiggly line past bat-figure. the world is so mysterious.

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  4. XL: Just got in from both places!

    And yet you STILL managed to be first!

    KABUKI: silver. kabuki knows not what mischief will occur, but i hope it will involve removing of garments.

    Why don’t you start us off by dropping that kimono?

    KABUKI: does canada have days? is it on a mayan doomsday clock schedule? how to plan ahead, thats the trouble oh, i see kabuki has a rhinoplasty at squiggly line past bat-figure. the world is so mysterious.

    I can’t speak for the rest of the country but here at Infomaniac we’re timeless!

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  5. My fabulously insane diva sister friend, wishing you the most wonderful and depraved 2011 imaginable! I hope you find Jesus in your heart, put him in a dress and take him shopping!!

    I love you!

    xoxox
    Thom

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  6. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
    HAPPY NEW FILTHY FRIDAY'S!!!!
    Have a brilliant time.

    I will be executing the first part of the mission to secure possession of the FGES!!!!
    *Mad pantomime laugh*
    SXXXXXXXXX

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  7. THOMBEAU: My fabulously insane diva sister friend, wishing you the most wonderful and depraved 2011 imaginable! I hope you find Jesus in your heart, put him in a dress and take him shopping!!
    I love you!
    xoxox
    Thom


    Love YOU, Thom!

    Thank you for another year of fabulosity at the Chateau.

    The Lord and I are on our way shoe shopping as we speak. (I plan to get him out of those sandals and into something more stylish.)

    He’s on the dashboard of the MistressMobile!

    SCARLET: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
    HAPPY NEW FILTHY FRIDAY'S!!!!
    Have a brilliant time.
    I will be executing the first part of the mission to secure possession of the FGES!!!!
    *Mad pantomime laugh*


    Fill me in on the top secret plan, Miss Scarlet.

    But for now, we need to find out where Boxer has hidden the vodka fountain.

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  8. To MJ and MJ's bitches... may I on behalf of myself and John (Piggy) wish you all the very best for 2011.

    Let's hope the New Year is kinder that the shitty old year that has just passed!

    (and in the style of John)

    HAPPY 2011 CUNTS! xx

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  9. Happy New Year, Mistress MJ!
    Turn it up to 11!

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  10. happy new year MJ!!! i hope its a great one.

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  11. Happy NEW YEAR! Thanks everyone who came over and thanks for the use of the Houseboys..... we're not sure where they are right now and Moi is AWOL with the food. She's either playing Troll's video game and is lost in a haze OR:

    YOUR HOUSEBOYS ARE MISBEHAVING.

    again.

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  12. TAZZY: To MJ and MJ's bitches... may I on behalf of myself and John (Piggy) wish you all the very best for 2011.
    Let's hope the New Year is kinder that the shitty old year that has just passed!
    (and in the style of John)
    HAPPY 2011 CUNTS! xx


    Piss on 2010 for taking our Piggy away from us.

    Long may his spirit live.

    And with your help may his spirit come around here once in awhile to call us all a buncha cunts.

    You and John are always in my thoughts and my heart and will always remain Yorkshire’s favourite poofs.

    xooooooooooooo

    XL: Happy New Year, Mistress MJ!
    Turn it up to 11!


    Is it in Dobly?

    Thanks for all the pillow-fluffing and IT consulting in 2010!

    CHICKORY: Welcome to Infomaniac, Chickory!

    Any friend of Boxer’s is a friend of ours.

    BOXER: Happy NEW YEAR! Thanks everyone who came over and thanks for the use of the Houseboys..... we're not sure where they are right now and Moi is AWOL with the food. She's either playing Troll's video game and is lost in a haze OR:
    YOUR HOUSEBOYS ARE MISBEHAVING.
    again.


    When it comes right down to it, I have no control over them.

    Boys will be boys!

    A special thanks to you, Boxer, for arranging such a fab party for worthy causes.

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  13. No, no, I'm alright! Ah-hem.

    Trying to find Foam some coffee . . .

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  14. SCREW 2010. THATS RIGHT JUST FUCKING SCREW THAT SOMEBITCH BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING AWFUL YEAR>

    FUCK THAT 2010. AND SUCK MY DICK!

    HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! FUCK YAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

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  15. MOI: No, no, I'm alright! Ah-hem.
    Trying to find Foam some coffee . . .


    Keep an eye on your closet as the houseboys have a fondness for trying on high heels.

    They'll stretch them all out of shape on you.

    COOKIE: SCREW 2010. THATS RIGHT JUST FUCKING SCREW THAT SOMEBITCH BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING AWFUL YEAR>
    FUCK THAT 2010. AND SUCK MY DICK!
    HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR! FUCK YAH! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!


    You missed your therapy session this week, didn’t you darling?

    As our waiter friend Manuel would say “Thank fuckity” it’s over.

    "Fuckity fuck fuck fuck"

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  16. Happy New Year, MJ...

    oops...are we supposed to be wearing kiminos?
    Dang!
    And I left mine at the cleaners.

    Not her business place, mind you...at her house!
    Course her dog Sparky may very well just grab it and run around the house with it for a while...

    Ah well. You know dogs.
    And Sparky's just like us.

    d=^))

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  17. Shhhhh....shhh...hello? is this how it is? hello? hellooooo?

    Shhhhhhh...(whispers) MJ? Ya in heah? Guess what--Uncle done give me a kitchen pass so I could jes' peek in fer nano second! Heh. He doan think mah sheltered constitution can handle the intensity in these parts of the innernets. Reckon he ain't figgered out yet that ya loaned them houseboys to Moi fer her Feast-fest.

    Anyhoo, wishin' ya an' all yores a fabulous NEW YEAR!!

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  18. vodka fountain is now up and running.

    but. I don't even want to tell you what I found inside.

    Let's just say..... I know it was an Infomaniac.

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  19. BONEMAN: Happy New Year, MJ...
    oops...are we supposed to be wearing kiminos?
    Dang!
    And I left mine at the cleaners.
    Not her business place, mind you...at her house!
    Course her dog Sparky may very well just grab it and run around the house with it for a while...
    Ah well. You know dogs.
    And Sparky's just like us.
    d=^))


    Miss kabuki zero is our kimono queen.

    You can wear whatever you like here as long as it’s not Crocs!

    AUNTY BELLE: Welcome to Infomaniac, Aunty Belle!

    As I said to Chickory, any friend of Boxer’s is a friend of ours.

    BOXER: vodka fountain is now up and running.
    but. I don't even want to tell you what I found inside.
    Let's just say..... I know it was an Infomaniac.


    I’ll be right over.

    I’ve been forced to open up a bottle on my own over here for lack of the vodka fountain.

    I can only assume you found someone’s knickers in the vodka fountain.

    I won’t even hazard a guess to whom they belong.

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  20. Happy New Years to you as well.

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  21. My Dearest,
    It has been absolutely fantastic to meet you because now I am no longer the last drunk at the bar...
    It's truly nice to have someone to stumble out with after the kiddies have all gone nite-nite.

    xoxox
    for you in 2011
    w

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  22. Happy New Year gorgeous creature! Here's to a leather filled year full of cock rings and ball gags! (and NO snippy, thieving houseboys!) xoxoxoxoxo C U at Boxers!

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  23. BOSGUY: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Be sure to visit in 2011.

    WALLY: My Dearest,
    It has been absolutely fantastic to meet you because now I am no longer the last drunk at the bar...
    It's truly nice to have someone to stumble out with after the kiddies have all gone nite-nite.
    xoxox
    for you in 2011
    w


    Happy New Year, Wally!

    You put the “Queen” in “Queens” and I’m so pleased that 2010 brought you my way.

    And f.y.i. … there’s no “last call” at Infomaniac so belly up, baby.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Happy New Year gorgeous creature! Here's to a leather filled year full of cock rings and ball gags! (and NO snippy, thieving houseboys!) xoxoxoxoxo C U at Boxers!

    Happy New Year, toots!

    I hope you’ve taken my advice about the Patsy Stone diet…

    A cigarette in one hand and a glass of Bolly in the other…that way you can’t reach for CAKE, er, a cookie!

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  24. happy new year and thanks for the birthday shouout, sugarpie! xoxoxoxox

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  25. Tazzy!!!!

    I was wondering if we'd hear from you. My thoughts are with you hon.

    I just popped by here on the hopes that someone knows how to put false eyelashes on. I've already hit the vodka fountain and as you can see, I've had an eyeliner disaster.

    Help!

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  26. SAVANNAH: happy new year and thanks for the birthday shouout, sugarpie!

    I’m raising my glass and toasting southward as we speak!

    ROSES: Tazzy!!!!
    I was wondering if we'd hear from you. My thoughts are with you hon.
    I just popped by here on the hopes that someone knows how to put false eyelashes on. I've already hit the vodka fountain and as you can see, I've had an eyeliner disaster.
    Help!


    Join me in giving Tazzy big hugs? He’s ultra-loveable.

    Where’s CyberPete?

    If anyone knows how to apply false lashes, it’s him.

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  27. Happy new year sweetie darling. I'm marinating in a 2004 Montaudon. Just keep naked flames away from me.

    I'm not looking to become flambé.

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  28. CYBERPOOF: Happy new year sweetie darling. I'm marinating in a 2004 Montaudon. Just keep naked flames away from me.
    I'm not looking to become flambé.


    Can you help Miss Roses with her false eyelashes while you’re here?

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  29. Of course I'm up for giving Tazzy warm hugs.

    I'll see where Cyberpete has got to...

    *staggers off clutching eyelash glue and an empty glass*

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  30. ROSES: Of course I'm up for giving Tazzy warm hugs.
    I'll see where Cyberpete has got to...
    *staggers off clutching eyelash glue and an empty glass*


    Could it be your false eyelashes that clogged up Boxer’s vodka fountain?

    Last I saw CyberPete he was getting a manicure.

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  31. It'd take more than falsies to clog a vodka fountain, besides it's the first time I'm trying these bad boys. It'll be the last too, since I glued my eyelids shut, just now.

    Anyway, what are you doing here? Get you over to Ms Boxer's.

    *hands MJ a magnum of Dom*

    I'll be a long in a minute.

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  32. I can help with the lashes, Roses! But first, I'll need some whiskey! MJ, are you going to share that Tullamore Dew you stole at Karl's or hog it all for yourself?

    My, Roses, those lashes are so sparkly and cool. Where did you get them?

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  33. Oh yeah, MJ, I've been living on that "Bollie" diet for years sans the ciggies. Maybe THAT's the problem! I've been smokin' the wrong shit!

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  34. ROSES: It'd take more than falsies to clog a vodka fountain, besides it's the first time I'm trying these bad boys. It'll be the last too, since I glued my eyelids shut, just now.
    Anyway, what are you doing here? Get you over to Ms Boxer's.
    *hands MJ a magnum of Dom*
    I'll be a long in a minute.


    I was AT Boxer’s place while you were over here!

    I’m still trying to track down CyberPete to fix your lashes.

    Oh wait, it seems La Diva can help.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: I can help with the lashes, Roses! But first, I'll need some whiskey! MJ, are you going to share that Tullamore Dew you stole at Karl's or hog it all for yourself?
    My, Roses, those lashes are so sparkly and cool. Where did you get them?


    How do you know about the Tullamore?

    You don’t miss a thing, do you?

    I can see I’m going to have to keep my Jamesons cleverly concealed.

    *tightens thigh grip*

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Oh yeah, MJ, I've been living on that "Bollie" diet for years sans the ciggies. Maybe THAT's the problem! I've been smokin' the wrong shit!

    The wrong cigarettes?

    I’m getting high just breathing your air!

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  35. See ya next year, you crazy bitch !!, LOL !!

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  36. HEFF: See ya next year, you crazy bitch !!, LOL !!

    See you in hell, Heff!

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  37. oh, wow! i've been scrolling down your blog. almost forgot to comment what with all the pretty pictures to look at .. :)

    ah, and i see we have heff in common ... lol ..

    happy new year! and thanks for dropping by for a visit!

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  38. I get no kick from champagne.

    It just gives me the burps.

    Here's to another crazy year!

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  39. FOAM: Welcome to Infomaniac, Foam!

    oh, wow! i've been scrolling down your blog. almost forgot to comment what with all the pretty pictures to look at .. :)
    ah, and i see we have heff in common ... lol ..
    happy new year! and thanks for dropping by for a visit!


    Heff likes to drop by when we have a Titty Tuesday.

    Otherwise, he’s horrified by what he finds here.

    GEOFF: I get no kick from champagne.
    It just gives me the burps.
    Here's to another crazy year!


    And here’s to YOU, Geoff…

    Our oldest (and by that I don’t mean age) Infomaniac Bitch!

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  40. Happy New Year MJ,

    I love your outfit and it takes a special kind a woman to be a two fisted drinker. But to take it right out of the champagne bottle, that's my kind of woman.

    A happy and prosperous year to you!

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  41. KARL: Happy New Year MJ,
    I love your outfit and it takes a special kind a woman to be a two fisted drinker. But to take it right out of the champagne bottle, that's my kind of woman.
    A happy and prosperous year to you!


    Oh Hai Karl!

    My outfit? Oh you mean THIS old thing?

    It pales in comparison to that outfit YOU have on!

    Did you bring me a bottle of Tullamore?

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  42. Happy new year Mistress and bitches! I know it's not an original sentiment but I mean it!

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  43. Happy New Year, MJ and the Infomaniacs!!!

    Cheers!!!

    ..*o*
    ..o.*o
    ..*[]
    ../.*.\
    ..[__]...(--*)....(--*)
    ..[__]..._I_....._I_

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  44. Shana Tovah and Happy New Year My Mistress.

    ***bows deeply***

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  45. Honey, it was tough but I made it: Happy New Year!

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  46. Happy new year from the future Dearest Mistress.
    And to all of you other bitches as well...

    Lets put 2010 behind us and just call it acuntofayear... 2011
    Smells much better..

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  47. Happy New Year to one and all!!!!!

    I'm proud to be

    an

    Infomaniac Bitch!

    Want to make some money for charity?

    come on on over and leave a comment.

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  48. I'm having trouble staying awake until the New Year. Does The Mistress have anything that needs fluffing?

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  49. Cheers, bitches!

    A happy 2011 to ALL!

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