Monday, December 27, 2021

New Year's Eve Parties

 Are you planning a New Year's Eve party?

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On behalf of your fellow human beings throughout the entire world, please DON'T. 

This has been a public health message from the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

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14 comments:

  1. Mistress Maddie1:09 PM, December 27, 2021

    Seems weird me not having mu usual New Years gathering, but no, I have cancelled it again. Instead, the Lad and I will be at my good friend's house for dinner, drinks and stay the night. We will also be fending off his husband, off the idea of how fun switching partners will be for the night.

    Im taking a spray water bottle to cool him down.

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    1. The Mistress6:39 AM, December 28, 2021

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Fill the spray bottle with gin.

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  2. Jon1:32 PM, December 27, 2021

    Ours is cancelled, too. Gee, thanks, Omicron!

    We'll be gathering via Zoom again...

    Gawd, I hope 2022 is a better year. I'm heartily sick of all this. Jx

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    1. The Mistress6:40 AM, December 28, 2021

      JON: Sick of this? If you need to vomit, please stick your head out the window and avoid my potted plants.

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    2. Jon7:56 AM, December 28, 2021

      Eddie: "Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974."
      Patsy: "There was that crisp."

      Jx

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    3. The Mistress10:08 AM, December 28, 2021

      Ha!@Jon.

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  3. Ms Scarlet9:15 AM, December 28, 2021

    What is a party?
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress10:08 AM, December 28, 2021

      I may have to search my archives to find out, Miss Scarlet.

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  4. Mitzi 12:46 PM, December 28, 2021

    No big dong at midnight for me this year either. I was given a plasma pen for Christmas, I'll stay at home and disfigure my face with it.

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    1. Jon12:50 PM, December 28, 2021

      As one commenter on the video said: "go for it if you wanna look like a strawberry". Jx

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    2. The Mistress1:45 PM, December 28, 2021

      Why use a plasma pen when we can treat you right here at the Infomaniac House of Beauty?

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    3. Jon1:50 PM, December 28, 2021

      Watch them, Mitzi! They'll prick you with dinner forks heated in the flame of a gas hob. Jx

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  5. Inexplicable DeVice5:53 AM, December 30, 2021

    Cancelled parties? No great loss. I'll just go and stand in my kitchen and talk to the plants - it'll be just like the real thing!

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    1. The Mistress9:04 AM, December 30, 2021

      Let us know if the plants talk back to you, Mr. DeVice.

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