It's been a long time since we've heard a peep from Denmark's biggest poof / Infomaniac Bitch, Petra of Petra's Palace.
Click here to read Petra's fashion critique of this year's red carpet styles.
Amanda Seyfried wearing Alexander McQueen. At first glance I couldn't make up my mind about it but now I really like the dress. Not keen on the hair though and maybe this dress wasn't the right one for her because of the armpit wrinkle fat which is cruel to talk about but it's just there. LOOK!...
Petra seems a little obsessed by women's "crotchal areas" and "armpit fat" and is deluded about snagging George Clooney as his future husband, but all in all, an enjoyable presentation of the Oscars red carpet 2013.
Welcome back, Petra!