Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wenis Wednesday

This week’s Wenis Wednesday photo was submitted by the laudenum-swilling Ms. First Nations

29 comments:

  1. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. Eek

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  2. [returning to tick e-mail box]

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  3. That's a very hungry, hungry catarpillar!

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  4. holiday lights for the cut.
    for the uncut, higher wattage is needed.

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  5. Star light, star bright,
    first star I see tonight
    ...jammed up someones unusually capacious urethra...

    ...shit. how does the rest of that go?

    GREAT. now I forgot my wish.

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  6. ...forgot to sign in too. OH FINE YES ALLRIGHT I'VE BEEN AT THE RECIPE. NO. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

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  7. I .. I have no words.. "Baby I want you to light my tree!" Will never have the same meaning..

    Twinkle, twinkle.. Little dick... ~

    Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.

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  8. Oh dear.

    I see a trip to A&E when those bits get stuck.

    At least that will be entertaining for the overworked staff there.

    I'm pretty sure the instructions on the box of fairy lights did not include insertion into urethrea.

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  9. Weakling.
    Traditionalists use a candle.

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  10. How festive.

    On that note, sent you a card dear, and yes I'm always ready to see nuts.

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  11. It's very festive....

    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  12. Now that is enough to make the eyes water let alone blink.
    I've heared of flashing... but having a "blinky winky"... That is totally original.

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  13. When I said "You'll be needing a headlamp Dhaarling" That's not quite what I had in mind.

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  14. Glow worms!
    They light up my life.
    Sx

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  15. Hah! Word of the day: Blinky Winky

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  16. Now that's what I call getting into the Christmas Spirit.

    O Star of wonder, star of night
    Star with royal beauty bright
    Westward leading, still proceeding (altogether)
    "Guide us to Thy perfect light."

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  17. I am going to rent a pile of them to string about my home - thanks for the inspiration

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  18. This willie gives me the willies! At least you'd be able to find it in the dark. This just looks like a disaster about to happen and I wonder how long it will be before it turns up on TV as an emergency room episode? Eeek!

    Darling MJ, my best to you and yours this festive season. So sorry you didn't get to Paris and London this Christmas but I'm sure you'll "make do" with a nice bottle of whiskey and some houseboys! Happy holidaze and all the best for a naughty New Year! xo

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  19. BITCHES: It was either this or a Hallmark card.

    We here at Infomaniac try our best to bring a little warmth and light into your lives.

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  20. I'd be more impressed if he had used bubble lights.

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  21. It's only a matter of time before he drags out the lights with the large bulbs. **shudders**

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  22. You know, if one of those bulbs goes out, so does the entire string.

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  23. A potential fire hazard if left unattended...

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  24. Is that weenis glowing? Now that's what I call festive!!!

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  25. Blink
    baby blink-a-linka-link
    Blink
    baby blink

    Ah, memories ...

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  26. Then someone knocks at the door and you forget that you have crimbo lights up yer wiener so you jump up to get it and SONOFBITCH!!

    I guess "urethra" a point in life where you are so bored with the mundane seems insane and vice versa.

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