ROXY: I was the one taking the picture - they were a fun bunch of ladies! Later that evening, we all oiled up and wrestled for the bar tab - I'm not ashamed to admit I was the one that ended up paying...
Which one of them got you in the Tonga death grip?
WALLY: I think I'll go talk to them.... Soon as I finish this bottle...
One of them says she has a hip flask in her garter belt for you.
PRINCESS: As I always say..."More is more Dhaaarling"
Is that line from The Princess Guide to Living?
RANDOM: Hai Everybody! I've got more Vodka so let's keep this party going!!!
You’re drunk right now, aren’t you?
MANDA: Four french hens?! Three Gay Men Dancing! Two Pinocchio Tattos! AND A FLYING PENIS IN A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (We should totally do the 12 days of christmas!)
Clearly you’re obsessed with flying penises.
NORMADESMOND: just wait until the pierogies start popping out of their perquawkias! (dipping sauce included)
Does this bustle make my ass look big?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure we ought to be discussing your foundation garments in public, XL.
ReplyDeleteI was the one taking the picture - they were a fun bunch of ladies!
ReplyDeleteLater that evening, we all oiled up and wrestled for the bar tab - I'm not ashamed to admit I was the one that ended up paying...
Miss J has donned her gay apparel...
ReplyDeletei feel the way they look! *sigh* xoxox
ReplyDeleteROXY: I was the one taking the picture - they were a fun bunch of ladies!
ReplyDeleteLater that evening, we all oiled up and wrestled for the bar tab - I'm not ashamed to admit I was the one that ended up paying...
Which one of them got you in the Tonga death grip?
MISS JANEY: Miss J has donned her gay apparel...
Backless chaps and nipple clamps?
SAVANNAH: i feel the way they look! *sigh*
But you wear it well.
I think I'll go talk to them....
ReplyDeleteSoon as I finish this bottle...
As I always say..."More is more Dhaaarling"
ReplyDeleteHai Everybody! I've got more Vodka so let's keep this party going!!!
ReplyDeleteFour french hens?!
ReplyDeleteThree Gay Men Dancing!
Two Pinocchio Tattos!
AND A FLYING PENIS IN A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(We should totally do the 12 days of christmas!)
just wait until the pierogies start popping out of their perquawkias! (dipping sauce included)
ReplyDeleteWALLY: I think I'll go talk to them....
ReplyDeleteSoon as I finish this bottle...
One of them says she has a hip flask in her garter belt for you.
PRINCESS: As I always say..."More is more Dhaaarling"
Is that line from The Princess Guide to Living?
RANDOM: Hai Everybody! I've got more Vodka so let's keep this party going!!!
You’re drunk right now, aren’t you?
MANDA: Four french hens?!
Three Gay Men Dancing!
Two Pinocchio Tattos!
AND A FLYING PENIS IN A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(We should totally do the 12 days of christmas!)
Clearly you’re obsessed with flying penises.
NORMADESMOND: just wait until the pierogies start popping out of their perquawkias! (dipping sauce included)
Oh Norma, you’ve put me off my kielbasa.
Good gracious! This must be a lost scene from Eastenders.
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