On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
(click it, it's Christmas)
Infomaniac: Putting the “X” back in Xmas and the “ho” back in holidays.
Note: This is our last post until after Christmas. That means it’s time for Mistress MJ to don her Mistletoe Belt Buckle and send all you naughty little bitches off to bed.
OH, Holy knight.....
ReplyDeleteYay First!
ReplyDeleteHo Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas Mistress.
Merry Christmas Bitches
Do I really have to kiss you under the camel.... I mean mistletoe.... again?
Bugger!!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas darling!
ReplyDelete"deck the holes with boughs of holly tra-lala-lala-la..."
And a seasonally appropriate greeting to you, too.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Christmas Mistress...
ReplyDeleteAnd hope all the bitches are celebrating in true Infomaniac style....with plenty of ho!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBe careful of the Turkey gibblets.. and nibblets... they look a bit old...
SXXX
you must have drank the
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Happy Canadian Christmas (whichever day it's on)!
ReplyDeleteWALLY: first
ReplyDeleteOH, Holy knight.....
Is this your first first?
PRINCESS: Yay First!
Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas Mistress.
Merry Christmas Bitches
Do I really have to kiss you under the camel.... I mean mistletoe.... again?
Bugger!!!
In the race for first, you bitches now have Designing Wally to contend with.
Oh my goodness...it's Christmas Eve in Australia already!!!
I almost forgot that you live in the future!
CYBERPOOF: Merry Christmas darling!
"deck the holes with boughs of holly tra-lala-lala-la..."
It’s “Fa la la la la, la la la la” … but you add an extra touch of gaiety to it,
PEENEE: And a seasonally appropriate greeting to you, too.
Happy Non-Denominational Mid-Winter Festival to you, Peenee.
ROSES: Have a great Christmas Mistress...
And hope all the bitches are celebrating in true Infomaniac style....with plenty of ho!
Happy Christmas, Miss Roses.
There’s a host of hos here at Infomaniac if anyone needs some extra.
SCARLET: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Be careful of the Turkey gibblets.. and nibblets... they look a bit old...
Merry Christmas, Miss Scarlet.
Is this dish the Christmas special at Café C?
NORMADESMOND: you must have drank the
entire punch bowl full of egg nog.
I’m feeling a bit peaked, yes, Norma.
XL: Happy Canadian Christmas (whichever day it's on)!
Oh for heaven’s sake.
What took you so long to get here anyway?
A thrill of almost Netto cheapness.
ReplyDeleteFelicitations for the Season.
That goes without saying
ReplyDeleteOooh, mistle toe belt buckle!
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merry christmas, sugar! and enjoy everything good (and not so good, if you get my drift) that comes your way! xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and all of the Infomaniac audience. May your Christmas be whatever you need it to be, may the spirit of giving embrace you and may we all remain together in the months ahead.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you can't get behind this wish, then bugger off!
merry Christmas darlin' I knew I could rely on you to provide a turkey xxx
ReplyDeleteDo the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
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MITZI: A thrill of almost Netto cheapness.
ReplyDeleteFelicitations for the Season.
And fellatio, er, felicitations, to you too, Mitzi.
CYBERPOOF: That goes without saying
In that case, I won’t elaborate.
MAGO: Oooh, mistle toe belt buckle!
nomnomnom ...
Herr MAGO!
SAVANNAH: merry christmas, sugar! and enjoy everything good (and not so good, if you get my drift) that comes your way!
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted"
Merry Christmas, Miss Savannah!
And keep warm.
COOKIE: Merry Christmas to you and all of the Infomaniac audience. May your Christmas be whatever you need it to be, may the spirit of giving embrace you and may we all remain together in the months ahead.
And if you can't get behind this wish, then bugger off!
I feel all warm and fuzzy now.
A special holiday thanks to you, Mr. Cookie, for my promotion at The Hair Hall of Fame.
LULU: merry Christmas darlin' I knew I could rely on you to provide a turkey
Happy Christmas to you, Miss Lulu.
I’m leaving it up to someone else to stuff the turkey.
GEOFF: Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
http://bit.ly/gzZ04m
“then you squeeze your partners head until she's blue in the face”
I can’t imagine the kind of thing you get up to on Christmas in Kent, Geoff, but enjoy it nonetheless.
BITCHES: The festivities (i.e. drinking) has begun at Infomaniac headquarters.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ will see you in a couple of days.
Joyeux Noël à tous!
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to you, MJ, and all those wonderful people who visit Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteCheers and Best wishes to all!!!
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Merry Christmas lovely Mistress! What a feast for the senses this post is...
ReplyDeleteYay Merry Christmas Mistress,
ReplyDeleteBut there is no mistletoe hanging above his balls for me to kiss him...
Well, I for one am thankful for that, AyeM8y.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmasings Mistress MJ and your staff, with love from all four of us, plus SP and Moom!
A big Christmas toast to all of you. Fruitcake anyone?
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas my Mistress.
ReplyDelete***Places a single chaste kiss on Mistress' lips and takes her into his arms as is proper***
:)
Oh Holy Crap, it appears kabuki zero has stumbled back into your life. kisses my queen, and hoist a jamiesons for me. i have returned, and the world is a better palce for it. kabuki zero
ReplyDeleteWicked Wishes Mistress MJ - hope the Jameson is AT LEAST ankle deep by now & have fun with that mistletoe belt!!!
ReplyDeleteLove you!
S+S
He's rubbed a blister on his hand already! Which I suppose goes without saying.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Mistress MJ! Please don't break as many wine glasses as I will!
oh, sweet baby jeebus.
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Merry Christmas! xo
A very happy Xmas to Miss Mj and all of You lot .
ReplyDeleteThanks to this pic , pigs in blankets are off the menu for lunch :-(
Me unwrapping an early morning christmas present....
ReplyDeletehappy boxing day!
ReplyDeleteHappy Boxing Day bitches!
ReplyDeleteIDV, I'm insanely jealous of your Christmas present.
Funnily enough, RDJ wasn't under my Christmas tree yesterday.
Humpf.
D'oh. I meant Kapitano.
ReplyDeletedammit I DID post something here. I did I did I did. and it was all funny and stuff too. crap.
ReplyDeletewell, merry chrimmus everyone! Deck the halls, keep your ball-fro trimmed, use breath mints before AND after utilizing the mistletoe belt buckle, and
*snif*
you are all SO WONDERFUL!!
*runs off in tears overcome by holiday sentiment and bushmills*
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ReplyDelete... Indians ... nice to see that Kabuki-san is still alive ... the Kiwi gets cocky - ?
ReplyDeleteIs Mistress still out cold from one too many Tom & Jerry's?
ReplyDeleteMr. Cookie asked, “Is Mistress still out cold from one too many Tom & Jerry's?”
ReplyDeleteNo, I’m out cold from seeing that Kabuki Zero has finally returned.
BITCHES: Thanks to everyone who dropped by with tidings of comfort and joy.
Mistress MJ will return soon.
I am disgusted on all levels.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Happy Boxing Day! BEST New Year Wishes!!!!