Monday, December 27, 2010

Bitch Slap Coupons

In the spirit of peace on Earth and goodwill toward men, Mistress MJ hopes you all enjoy the bitch slap coupons she placed in your Christmas stockings.


Let us know how you plan to use them.
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25 comments:

  1. kabuki zero9:10 PM, December 27, 2010

    first

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  2. LẌ9:13 PM, December 27, 2010

    Does The Mistress personally administer them?

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  3. kabuki zero9:13 PM, December 27, 2010

    and they laughed when I said it could be done! laughed. at me. that will learn 'em. oh dear goddes, kabuki shall require a gross lot of bitch slap coupons. i've been keeping a list. thankfully we are not on it. kabuki giggles victoriously!

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  4. ayeM8y11:41 PM, December 27, 2010

    Do you double the coupons?

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  5. normadesmond12:09 AM, December 28, 2010

    coo-pons or Q-pons?

    one of them will get you a slappier slap.

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  6. Damien12:35 AM, December 28, 2010

    Im sending one over to Scott at Bill In Exile - you and him would get along very well Mistress.

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  7. BEAST1:15 AM, December 28, 2010

    I am going to bitch slap Celine Dion.
    I dont think any explanation is required

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  8. The Mistress3:48 AM, December 28, 2010

    KABUKI: first

    I’m tearing up from this special moment.

    Pass me a tissue.

    XL: Does The Mistress personally administer them?

    Are you trying to re-gift it back to me?

    KABUKI: and they laughed when I said it could be done! laughed. at me. that will learn 'em. oh dear goddes, kabuki shall require a gross lot of bitch slap coupons. i've been keeping a list. thankfully we are not on it. kabuki giggles victoriously!

    I want to yell “Action!” when the cameras roll on “kabuki: Bitch Slap Bacchanalia!”

    AYEM8Y: Do you double the coupons?

    Yes, and as a bonus, we’ll even throw in some Canadian Tire Money!

    NORMADESMOND: coo-pons or Q-pons?
    one of them will get you a slappier slap.

    Do you even have to AXE?

    DAMIEN: Im sending one over to Scott at Bill In Exile - you and him would get along very well Mistress.

    Does he have a nice knitting blog?

    BEAST: I am going to bitch slap Celine Dion.
    I dont think any explanation is required

    Somehow you missed the Celine Dion bitch slapping session back in ’07.

    Let’s do it again!

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  9. CyberPete4:23 AM, December 28, 2010

    I know who I'll bitchslap, but in order to slap the person silly I'm going to need about ten. Please?

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  10. Roses4:24 AM, December 28, 2010

    Oh no! ONE bitch slap coupon.

    I've got at least two exes that need a bloody good bitch slapping...

    I'm going to have to draw up a list of misdemeanors and see who wins...or should I try to work which would give me the greatest satisfaction.

    *walks off mumbling to herself*

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  11. Princess7:04 AM, December 28, 2010

    Dear Mistress,
    Snap!
    I had planned to send one of these out to all as a little new year gift... you seem to have beaten me to it. Not to worry... one can always do with an extra slapping...

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  12. The Mistress8:24 AM, December 28, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: I know who I'll bitchslap, but in order to slap the person silly I'm going to need about ten. Please?

    Spill…Who is it?

    ROSES: Oh no! ONE bitch slap coupon.
    I've got at least two exes that need a bloody good bitch slapping...
    I'm going to have to draw up a list of misdemeanors and see who wins...or should I try to work which would give me the greatest satisfaction.
    *walks off mumbling to herself*

    Less mumbling, more bitch slapping!

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress,
    Snap!
    I had planned to send one of these out to all as a little new year gift... you seem to have beaten me to it. Not to worry... one can always do with an extra slapping...

    Hold onto those coupons…at the rate these ones are flying out the door, we’re going to need backup!

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  13. The Cool Cookie8:27 AM, December 28, 2010

    My e-vile step-monster's day will come...

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  14. The Mistress9:30 AM, December 28, 2010

    COOKIE: My e-vile step-monster's day will come...

    Congratulations! Today’s her day!

    *doles out spare coupons from Princess’s collection*

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  15. Karl9:37 AM, December 28, 2010

    Good morning MJ,

    Let's see, 435+100+1. May I have 536? There are some folks just down the road from me that need it more than anyone I can think of.

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  16. Mitzi 10:45 AM, December 28, 2010

    I had a huge slappertite last night when I was pulled up by the police for erractic driving, I was simply dodging the potholes that were in the road. The interfering fuckers.

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  17. The Mistress11:06 AM, December 28, 2010

    KARL: Good morning MJ,
    Let's see, 435+100+1. May I have 536? There are some folks just down the road from me that need it more than anyone I can think of.

    Here’s a handful.

    Why not take on the whole town?

    MITZI: I had a huge slappertite last night when I was pulled up by the police for erractic driving, I was simply dodging the potholes that were in the road. The interfering fuckers.

    Next time you’re planning a night out on the town, may we suggest consulting the Pothole Map of Great Britain?

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  18. LẌ11:55 AM, December 28, 2010

    My cats are requesting 37 of these.

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  19. designing wally12:03 PM, December 28, 2010

    I'll be saving mine for church this sunday.

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  20. Moonblossom2:31 PM, December 28, 2010

    I could use a few of these. *Nod* Maybe a few "Butt-kick" ones as well.

    Hope you had a pleasant holiday!

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  21. CyberPete3:33 PM, December 28, 2010

    For once, my lips are sealed

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  22. Roxy5:05 PM, December 28, 2010

    I had one of these - but when I tried to redeem it, I found out it was expired.

    I used it anyway, 'cause that's just the kind of person I am.

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  23. The Mistress7:03 PM, December 28, 2010

    XL: My cats are requesting 37 of these.

    Where cats are concerned, I believe the word is “demanding” rather than “requesting”.

    With pleasure, RJ & Lola.

    They have us well trained, don’t they, XL?

    WALLY: I'll be saving mine for church this sunday.

    As long as you’re prepared for the ten Hail Marys to follow.

    MANDA: I could use a few of these. *Nod* Maybe a few "Butt-kick" ones as well.
    Hope you had a pleasant holiday!

    You may want to make use of our arse kicking machine.

    CYBERPOOF: For once, my lips are sealed

    We’ll assume the worst, then.

    ROXY: I had one of these - but when I tried to redeem it, I found out it was expired.
    I used it anyway, 'cause that's just the kind of person I am.

    I wouldn’t be surprised to find that you’re counterfeiting coupons from your basement.

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  24. Stacia10:01 PM, December 28, 2010

    I'm going to forge about a million of these babies. No bitch will go unslapped.

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  25. Damien10:34 PM, December 28, 2010

    Mistress - you would be fond of his knitting :)

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