"Puts specs on and takes a closer look at Cheeseboard Charlie here* Yes, there does appear to be a slight protein foxing on the cheddar ridge, it's probably been maturing for a few days now, but not enough to spread on a Ritz Cracker.
BITCHES: You know, there are times when you bitches really make my day with your comments and today is one of them.
Just for that, I’ll see to it that one of these days we whip out another Wenis Wednesday.
Oh, and as Manda (Moonblossom) is a newbie, she should be warned that there is frequently “old man’s cock” here on Infomaniac…we just haven’t been posting as much of it as usual.
I’m going to be singing Mago’s “Cock ring” song all day.
Now I would sit on that polar bear's lap. What? Look, he's not bad looking, he has a hard, huge dick. I'd do him in a heat beat (so long as his teeth are his own).
But HEFF, isn't that normal? As you are the musician in residence, why not do the Mistress a favour and have a go on the song: Just grab the Mike, pump it up and yippieee ... ?
Cock ring cock ring
ReplyDeleteyou make my heart sing
you mae evrything
groovy
The Frogs (?) from their surprise success "Yay First"
Wenis is a name for elbow skin.. But I'll accept Wenis Wednesday! Everyone thinks wenis is penis anyway, doesn't matter much!
ReplyDeleteAlso.. I never wanted to see an old man's cock, but today I did.. *GO me*
Pat this down, TSA goons!
ReplyDeleteWenis is the name ...
ReplyDeletemy dog's nickname is wenis.
ReplyDeleteThat's how they castrate old Rams.
ReplyDeleteI bet he's an old rammer.
I'll let him buy me a drink & tell me about the good old days when he could point out the north star without using his hands....
ReplyDeleteHe's wearing my new glasses! Bastard.
ReplyDeleteLook Ma... No hands... for a change.
ReplyDeleteLook Ma! No Viagra!
ReplyDeleteIt's lovely to see a husband wearing his wedding ring so proudly.
ReplyDeleteCan't find the Tutti Frutti girls with the stickers. These however are the Italian girls.
ReplyDeleteIt bugs me, because I KNOW the later versions had the stickers or they removed the top to reveal the stickers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgrojje0Qc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgrojje0Qc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
ReplyDeleteHe's a beautician's dream. She could wax for days.
ReplyDeleteYou could almost crochet his chest hair.
I've got questions about the suspicious stuff round his head. Personal hygiene is all.
"Puts specs on and takes a closer look at Cheeseboard Charlie here* Yes, there does appear to be a slight protein foxing on the cheddar ridge, it's probably been maturing for a few days now, but not enough to spread on a Ritz Cracker.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: You know, there are times when you bitches really make my day with your comments and today is one of them.
ReplyDeleteJust for that, I’ll see to it that one of these days we whip out another Wenis Wednesday.
Oh, and as Manda (Moonblossom) is a newbie, she should be warned that there is frequently “old man’s cock” here on Infomaniac…we just haven’t been posting as much of it as usual.
I’m going to be singing Mago’s “Cock ring” song all day.
@ Moonblossom: It is traditional for newbies to ask Mistress MJ for a cake.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the rest of us to duck and cover when it's served.
ReplyDeleteNow I would sit on that polar bear's lap. What? Look, he's not bad looking, he has a hard, huge dick. I'd do him in a heat beat (so long as his teeth are his own).
ReplyDeleteHe's too RED, DAMMNIT !! Someone save him !!! His cock is cutting of the blood to his brain !
ReplyDeleteFrankly it rather looks agitated and angry. Like gramps just got my Gucci bill and needs to teach me a lesson...
ReplyDeleteBut HEFF, isn't that normal? As you are the musician in residence, why not do the Mistress a favour and have a go on the song: Just grab the Mike, pump it up and yippieee ... ?
ReplyDeleteOMG!!
ReplyDeleteDad? Dad, is that you?
Mom says she forgives you, if you'll just come back home! Please?
Dad?
:( ...Im not sure how I feel after seeing that pic
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