Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Titty Tuesday Tutti Frutti

Avocados, Honeydew melons, Grapefruit, Watermelons or Pumpkins?

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  1. savannah9:28 PM, December 06, 2010

    i did it again!!! first!! yippieeeee xoxoxox

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  2. LẌ9:30 PM, December 06, 2010

    One could make quite a fruit salad with this assortment.

    Oh Hai Savannah!

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  3. The Cool Cookie9:34 PM, December 06, 2010

    Where is the homage to the withered and dried fruit? The raisin, the prune, the dried apricot?

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  4. normadesmond9:50 PM, December 06, 2010

    cookie, leave your compote in the kitchen, you're soaking in it.

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  5. mrpeenee1:00 AM, December 07, 2010

    What is that stain on Grapefruit? Is that....? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.

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  6. CyberPete1:17 AM, December 07, 2010

    This reminds me of that amateur strip show Tutti Frutti that aired in the late 80s/early 90s on German tv station RTL.

    They had a bunch of girls with different fruit stickers on their boobs. At the end of the show the amateur contestants were supposed to do a striptease to make money.

    You would love that show.

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  7. The Mistress3:34 AM, December 07, 2010

    SAVANNAH: i did it again!!! first!! yippieeeee

    Are you hepped up on goofballs?

    XL: One could make quite a fruit salad with this assortment.
    Oh Hai Savannah!

    Oh dear, not a fruit bowl, I hope.

    COOKIE: Where is the homage to the withered and dried fruit? The raisin, the prune, the dried apricot?

    See Norma’s two cents worth.

    NORMADESMOND: cookie, leave your compote in the kitchen, you're soaking in it.

    Oh, Madge!

    PEENEE: What is that stain on Grapefruit? Is that....? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.

    I’m sure it’s high in fructose sugars and proteins.

    CYBERPOOF: This reminds me of that amateur strip show Tutti Frutti that aired in the late 80s/early 90s on German tv station RTL.
    They had a bunch of girls with different fruit stickers on their boobs. At the end of the show the amateur contestants were supposed to do a striptease to make money.
    You would love that show.

    Oh those fun-loving Germans!

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  8. Mitzi 6:13 AM, December 07, 2010

    What a large pear!

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  9. Ms Scarlet6:39 AM, December 07, 2010

    I can only add plump peaches. Mr Beastie is bringing up the rear with his bananas.
    Sx

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  10. Princess7:22 AM, December 07, 2010

    *quietly approaches ech of the models and hands them a modesty fan*

    It is obviously winter ladies.
    there are more high beams in here than an outback landing strip....

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  11. The Mistress7:32 AM, December 07, 2010

    MITZI: What a large pear!

    Let’s hope she doesn’t opt for breast augmentation to become a watermelon gal.

    It could all go “pear-shaped”!

    SCARLET: I can only add plump peaches. Mr Beastie is bringing up the rear with his bananas.

    Really love your peaches
    Wanna shake your tree

    Well SOMEBODY had to say it!

    PRINCESS: *quietly approaches ech of the models and hands them a modesty fan*
    It is obviously winter ladies.
    there are more high beams in here than an outback landing strip....

    Let there be light!

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  12. Anonymous7:51 AM, December 07, 2010

    Tutti Frutti run on RTL in the early 90s. It was a 1-to-1-copy of an Italian show that run some years earlier, a very sucessfull franchise thing. In its best moments it had a trashy anarchic charme ridiculing voyeurs and all but could become a terribly boring sticky meat show too. Some critics say it was nothing else but the latter.

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  13. Michael Guy8:32 AM, December 07, 2010

    Where in the Hell do you find this stuff?!

    HY-ster-ical!

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  14. The Mistress8:39 AM, December 07, 2010

    MAGO: Tutti Frutti run on RTL in the early 90s. It was a 1-to-1-copy of an Italian show that run some years earlier, a very sucessfull franchise thing. In its best moments it had a trashy anarchic charme ridiculing voyeurs and all but could become a terribly boring sticky meat show too. Some critics say it was nothing else but the latter.

    I’ve had some sticky meat in my time.

    MICHAEL GUY: Where in the Hell do you find this stuff?!
    HY-ster-ical!

    Thank goodness for Tumblr.

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  15. The Cool Cookie9:33 AM, December 07, 2010

    Why does "grapefruit" have eyebrows?

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  16. Heff10:21 AM, December 07, 2010

    Pumpkins, PLEASE !

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  17. The Mistress10:37 AM, December 07, 2010

    COOKIE: Why does "grapefruit" have eyebrows?

    And a unibrow at that!

    HEFF: Pumpkins, PLEASE !

    What an appetite!

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  18. CyberPete2:49 PM, December 07, 2010

    Tutti Frutti link here http://youtu.be/wYMVn7ENMec

    Enjoy!

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  19. BEAST5:49 PM, December 07, 2010

    I am not sure wether watermelons is smiling or its the weight pulling everything down. Not so much a cleavage as a 6 lane freeway

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  20. Roxy6:05 PM, December 07, 2010

    There once was a girl named Susie Mapes
    Whose breasts were the size of grapes
    She started to scratch 'em
    In hopes she might hatch 'em
    But all that remained were the scrapes

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  21. Lulu LaBonne6:29 PM, December 07, 2010

    I thought avocado breasts went out in the 80s - so nice to see such a pear

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  22. The Mistress6:51 PM, December 07, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: Tutti Frutti link here http://youtu.be/wYMVn7ENMec
    Enjoy!

    I don’t see any fruit stickers on their boobs!

    BEAST: I am not sure wether watermelons is smiling or its the weight pulling everything down. Not so much a cleavage as a 6 lane freeway

    Curves ahead!

    And a sign further south that says “Slippery When Wet.”

    ROXY: There once was a girl named Susie Mapes
    Whose breasts were the size of grapes
    She started to scratch 'em
    In hopes she might hatch 'em
    But all that remained were the scrapes

    Ha!

    Oh, that reminds me…

    There was a young lady from Nizes
    Whose breasts were two different sizes.
    One was so small
    It was nothing at all,
    But the other was huge and won prizes.

    LULU: I thought avocado breasts went out in the 80s - so nice to see such a pear

    To add to the 70s vibe, just add a shag carpet merkin.

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  23. RAD7:23 PM, December 07, 2010

    ok just the header made me smile! Tutti Fruity Titty Tuesday...rock on! :-)

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  24. The Mistress7:37 PM, December 07, 2010

    RAD: ok just the header made me smile! Tutti Fruity Titty Tuesday...rock on! :-)

    If you liked Titty Tuesday, you’ll love Wenis Wednesday.

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  25. The Cool Cookie9:25 AM, December 08, 2010

    Does this mean that we can expect "Thunder Pussy Thirsday"? That would make kids simple shreik in horror - do it.

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  26. The Mistress11:35 AM, December 08, 2010

    COOKIE: Does this mean that we can expect "Thunder Pussy Thirsday"? That would make kids simple shreik in horror - do it.

    You, sir, are a troublemaker.

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