Friday, December 17, 2010

Abnormals Anonymous

This meeting of Abnormals Anonymous is now called to order.

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Please state your abnormality.

29 comments:

  1. My abnormality? I like to eat oreos without the creamy center.

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  2. it's almost 7pm on a friday and i'm still working. yeah, sux to me, dont it? *sigh* xoxoxox

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  3. I like to paint my toenails blue with a glitter coat on top.

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  4. I like to pick the lint out of my belly button and save it in a jar then at the end of the year I knit everybody Christmas sweaters.

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  5. I am disturbed by perspective mistakes in the art on the cover of pulp novels.

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  6. i like to try and convince my altzimers granda he's just outta jail for paedophiling me up as a youngster. i usually get a fiver or so (at least) outta him just through remorseful guilt (on his part).

    outside of that i like to scratch myself to scab then pick it off then eat it.

    my sister says its some kinda hangover from being made to eat childrens' corpses when we were younger.

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  7. If I find something funny, I bray & haw...
    Very loudly!

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  8. I love being abnormal :)

    **stands naked in front of full length mirror passing his hands over is firm but copious flesh just before crawling on all fours to place a single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet before looking at Mistress with a decidely UN-chaste look**

    PS Mistress - I sent you a gift - you may post it here :)

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  9. JASON: My abnormality? I like to eat oreos without the creamy center.

    Freak.

    SAVANNAH: it's almost 7pm on a friday and i'm still working. yeah, sux to me, dont it? *sigh*

    But it’s cocktail time!

    MITZI: I'm a cyclops.

    We’ve heard you have three legs too.

    Or are you just happy to see us?

    HAYWARD: I like to paint my toenails blue with a glitter coat on top.
    My doctor finds that odd.


    I once did a post about men who paint their toenails and got loads of emails from guys who do.

    I like it.

    I like polish on mens’ fingernails too.

    XL: I'm Abby Normal.

    Have you considered thyroid medication?

    NATIONS: I care too much.

    Frankly I don’t give a damn.

    AYEM8Y: I like to pick the lint out of my belly button and save it in a jar then at the end of the year I knit everybody Christmas sweaters.

    So you fit the profile?

    Male, older, hairy, with an innie?

    PEENEE: I am disturbed by perspective mistakes in the art on the cover of pulp novels.

    I am disturbed that your avatar is missing.

    I suppose you’re tinting its eyebrows as we speak.

    DANNY: i like to try and convince my altzimers granda he's just outta jail for paedophiling me up as a youngster. i usually get a fiver or so (at least) outta him just through remorseful guilt (on his part).
    outside of that i like to scratch myself to scab then pick it off then eat it.
    my sister says its some kinda hangover from being made to eat childrens' corpses when we were younger.


    Typical well-adjusted adult, I’d say.

    Are you sure you need this group?

    WALLY: If I find something funny, I bray & haw...
    Very loudly!


    Like an ass?

    (That was not an offer but rather a comparison)

    SCARLET: It's 5.25am and I am blogging.

    Certifiable.

    DAMIEN: I love being abnormal :)
    **stands naked in front of full length mirror passing his hands over is firm but copious flesh just before crawling on all fours to place a single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet before looking at Mistress with a decidely UN-chaste look**
    PS Mistress - I sent you a gift - you may post it here :)


    What a wonderful pressie!

    Nonetheless, I’ll have to punish you for waiting so long to send it.

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  10. I am done with my Christmas present shopping.

    Hayward: love that, got to find glitter polish too

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  11. I'm developing an unhealthy fixation on Groucho Marx.

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  12. Abnormality...Yay... Lets celebrate! I finally feel at home...

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  13. Princess said 'celebrate'...break out the bubbly!

    A glass of Dom for you gorgeouses?

    *pops the cork, starts filling glasses*

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  14. CYBERPOOF: I am done with my Christmas present shopping.
    Hayward: love that, got to find glitter polish too


    Did you buy nail polish for all of us?

    MAGO: I'm developing an unhealthy fixation on Groucho Marx.

    Coincidentally, I am sitting here wearing nothing but Groucho glasses.

    PRINCESS: Abnormality...Yay... Lets celebrate! I finally feel at home...

    You wanna go
    Where everybody knows your name

    ROSES: Princess said 'celebrate'...break out the bubbly!
    A glass of Dom for you gorgeouses?
    *pops the cork, starts filling glasses*


    Not so fast….name your abnormality.

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  15. WALLY: Yes, mistress, just like an ass.

    I was just assuming that’s what you meant.

    However, “when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.”

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  16. Did anyone mention Dom?

    No, but T-bird never claimed the pink pumps so feel free to come by and pick those up.

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  17. My abnormality is that funny little twitch I get around sausages! (Just kidding) I suppose it's the fact that I like to observe people.

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  18. My abnormality? Occasionally, I quite like human beings.

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  19. CYBERPOOF: Did anyone mention Dom?
    No, but T-bird never claimed the pink pumps so feel free to come by and pick those up.


    My dainty feet won’t fit into your size 13s.

    MANDA: My abnormality is that funny little twitch I get around sausages! (Just kidding) I suppose it's the fact that I like to observe people.

    Not to mention flying penises.

    IVD: My abnormality? Occasionally, I quite like human beings.
    Only occasionally, mind.


    Occasionally I think fondly of you.

    Only occasionally, mind.

    MAGO: Let's talk ...

    Isn’t that Miss Scarlet?

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  20. miss thing (and her knitting needles)
    has given me a boner.

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  21. NORMADESMOND: miss thing (and her knitting needles)
    has given me a boner.


    She appears to be knitting you a boner cover.

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