Sunday, December 12, 2010

Such a Pretty Me


We find Mr. Peenee in a quandary, posing this question…

Let me point out now how very disappointed I have been in my female friends, none of whom will go with me to get a manicure. What's with that?


Mistress MJ enjoys attending “Spa Days” with her gays.

If we’re feeling flush, we’ll all book appointments at a chichi spa together.

Otherwise, we’ll take turns having spa parties in each others’ homes.

Bring your own Barbicide, bitches!


So we’d like to know…

Do you, as a fag hag, enjoy going with your gays to the spa?

Do you as a fag, want your gal pals to come along with you?

And as for you straight blokes and non-spa-type-gays, what do you do to make yourselves feel pretty?

30 comments:

  1. Oh hai XL!

    I would love getting a manipedi before Christmas

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  2. You could both use a good scrubbing up.

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  3. Geee thanks!

    A saying something about a black kettle and calling. I wonder if it's witch related?

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  4. super nana always takes me when she's in town or i go out to cali. *sigh* other than that, i'm too lazy and too cheap to go for a mani-pedi. xoxoxo

    Oh Hai, xl, petey-pet!

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  5. CYBERPOOF: Geee thanks!
    A saying something about a black kettle and calling. I wonder if it's witch related?


    Remember that we all have to get along in the New Coven.

    SAVANNAH: super nana always takes me when she's in town or i go out to cali. *sigh* other than that, i'm too lazy and too cheap to go for a mani-pedi.

    CyberPete will come over and attend to you personally.

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  6. Just saying... That those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones - was that right?

    I'll go with Savannah and we could take Roses along for Mani-pedis and champagne. I'd like that.

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  7. Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

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  8. I am, but I can't sleep. It's starting to annoy me. I have to be up in 5 hours.

    I do know who won the UK X Factor tonight (or well yesterday). Go team Minogue!

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  9. Cookie has been told by his friends who are women that a woman wants the following her life to feel complete:

    1) Pretty underwear
    2) Their own private bathroom with a tub and a seperate shower
    3) A good cry every now and then (includes happy crying, crying at beautiful sentiments and misery crying - cause life can be so unfair)
    4) Good friends who would never stab them in the back.

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  10. obviously, cookie has four hideous hooves and is not allowed in spas, health ordinances forbid it.

    he uses a dremel in the garage.

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  11. Did I mention the salon I went to serves champagne? And yet, they still won't come with me. I think an Infomaniac Spa Day and Cheap Drunk is just the thing.

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  12. did anyone really answer your question?

    hai XL!

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  13. I'm easy. I have a well earned reputation of turning up to the opening of an envelope.

    But being invited along to a spa day, would never be a hardship. Going with good company, with promises of champagne...I'm so there!

    Cyberpete...wait for me!

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  14. CYBERPOOF: I am, but I can't sleep. It's starting to annoy me. I have to be up in 5 hours.
    I do know who won the UK X Factor tonight (or well yesterday). Go team Minogue!


    Hours later…are you still up?

    COOKIE: Cookie has been told by his friends who are women that a woman wants the following her life to feel complete:

    1) Pretty underwear
    2) Their own private bathroom with a tub and a seperate shower
    3) A good cry every now and then (includes happy crying, crying at beautiful sentiments and misery crying - cause life can be so unfair)
    4) Good friends who would never stab them in the back.


    You left out “walk-in closet.”

    NORMADESMOND: obviously, cookie has four hideous hooves and is not allowed in spas, health ordinances forbid it.
    he uses a dremel in the garage.
    in the dark.


    He’s out there now with his hoof pick.

    PEENEE: Did I mention the salon I went to serves champagne? And yet, they still won't come with me. I think an Infomaniac Spa Day and Cheap Drunk is just the thing.

    We charge extra for those size 13s of yours!

    BOXER: did anyone really answer your question?

    Does ANYONE here ever really answer my questions?

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  15. ROSES: I can't turn my back for an instant and you're into the champers!

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  16. Divine - RIP: what a genius! that eating the dog shit in Pink Flamingos is an act of gross out comedy that has never been topped!

    as for making myself feel pretty? i just get a wash.

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  17. I would love to go with Mr Peenee; I would consider it an honour.
    I will book my flight now.
    Sx

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  18. My two girls Dawn and Samantha are like a couple of feral cats when left alone in each others company, they really don't like each other, they need me in the middle forming the anchor, bringing the two extremes together and when we get together on a Thursday night for bingo we have a scream.

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  19. Your def asking the wrong person . I concider it luxury to have five minutes for a ciggy and a frothy coffee

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  20. PRINCESS: Did someone mention Champers?
    Did someone mention Champers?


    Someone’s chomping at the bit!

    DANNY: Divine - RIP: what a genius! that eating the dog shit in Pink Flamingos is an act of gross out comedy that has never been topped!
    as for making myself feel pretty? i just get a wash.


    Seeing as you’re Irish, you’ll need a special soap.

    SCARLET: I would love to go with Mr Peenee; I would consider it an honour.
    I will book my flight now.


    Let’s go!

    Maybe he’ll take us to Blow Buddies.

    MITZI: My two girls Dawn and Samantha are like a couple of feral cats when left alone in each others company, they really don't like each other, they need me in the middle forming the anchor, bringing the two extremes together and when we get together on a Thursday night for bingo we have a scream.

    You must visit Café C in Dorchester for Crap Bingo with Mavis Boyle (aka Mr. Frobisher) nights.

    You might even find Beast out back taking a fag break!

    BEAST: Your def asking the wrong person . I concider it luxury to have five minutes for a ciggy and a frothy coffee

    And seeing as you never bathe anyway…

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  21. Miss J must ask, "Who the hell ARE these hags of Mr. P's???" What self-respecting, homo-worshipper WON'T do a spa day with her 'mo??? Miss J would do a spa day with her 'mos in about 2 seconds. And almost anything else.

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  22. MISS JANEY: Miss J must ask, "Who the hell ARE these hags of Mr. P's???" What self-respecting, homo-worshipper WON'T do a spa day with her 'mo??? Miss J would do a spa day with her 'mos in about 2 seconds. And almost anything else.

    Amen, Miss J!

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  23. Oh! How rude...Sorry... I read "chomping at the butt"... my mistake...

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  24. PRINCESS: Oh! How rude...Sorry... I read "chomping at the butt"... my mistake...

    An easy mistake to make around here!

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