Friday, December 17, 2010

Filthy Friday

You better watch out...

25 comments:

  1. What a nasty rash to develop at this time of year... Or is it "little santa"

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  2. Good Saint Dick!

    I mean, Good Saint Nick!

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  3. He’s not very Jolly or full of jelly...

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  4. A tight belt is never flattering, Santa.

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  5. NORMADESMOND: ha, santa's a jew!
    or is he?


    Judging by his collar, I’ll say not.

    PRINCESS: What a nasty rash to develop at this time of year... Or is it "little santa"

    We may need to refer him to our Agonizing Itch post.

    UTE: Good Saint Dick!
    I mean, Good Saint Nick!


    You were right the first time!

    AYEM8Y: He’s not very Jolly or full of jelly...

    Give him a few minutes rest…or a few hours, depending on his age.

    ROSES: Ho ho ho!

    Ha ha ha.

    XL: Hell of a tattoo session!

    But it’s like getting a tat of your boyfriend’s name…

    What if he stops believing in Santa?

    STACIA: A tight belt is never flattering, Santa.

    At least he’s gone for vertical stripes over horizontal.

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  6. what's that in santa's sack? oh right its just he's got very big testicles.

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  7. READY TO GO DOWN A CHIMNEY ! (Well, he looks about HALF ready, actually)

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  8. DANNY: what's that in santa's sack? oh right its just he's got very big testicles.

    And word has it you’ve been a naughty boy, Danny.

    HEFF: READY TO GO DOWN A CHIMNEY ! (Well, he looks about HALF ready, actually)

    It might be easier if he entered through the back door.

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  9. Here cums old Saint Nick, and he has something for naughty girls and cocksucking boys.

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  10. Too much free time, a hand mirror and Moms' hobby paints lead another young man down the primrose path of tole painting, I see. You know what this leads to? SCRAPBOOKING is what this leads to. In no time at all this young man will have an apartment full of extraneous birdhouses and glue sticks and his vaccuum cleaner will have its' own wardrobe. Please don't promote this kind of thing, MJ. Once a young person starts crafting they're lost.

    LOST.

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  11. Like all dicks, he's looking for a Ho. Ho Ho.

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  12. That's what happens when you leave a straight man alone for too long with a bottle of Tipp-Ex around the holidays.

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  13. COOKIE: Here cums old Saint Nick, and he has something for naughty girls and cocksucking boys.

    You’re a bit of both, aren’t you?

    NATIONS: Too much free time, a hand mirror and Moms' hobby paints lead another young man down the primrose path of tole painting, I see. You know what this leads to? SCRAPBOOKING is what this leads to. In no time at all this young man will have an apartment full of extraneous birdhouses and glue sticks and his vaccuum cleaner will have its' own wardrobe. Please don't promote this kind of thing, MJ. Once a young person starts crafting they're lost.
    LOST.


    Wait ‘til he gets his hands on a Bejeweler.

    KAPI: Like all dicks, he's looking for a Ho. Ho Ho.

    Spoken like one who’s been there.

    CYBERPOOF: That's what happens when you leave a straight man alone for too long with a bottle of Tipp-Ex around the holidays.

    Teehee…it’s what we call “Wite-Out” here.

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  14. I wonder what this guy does for other holidays... like saint patrick's day.
    What fun!

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  15. Looks more "Elf like" when it comes to size.

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  16. I've never actually seen Santa, but I always pictured him as a much larger fellow.

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  17. Can't his little helpers help him back into his home?

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  18. bwahahaahahahahahahahahahah.

    100% made my day.

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  19. WALLY: I wonder what this guy does for other holidays... like saint patrick's day.
    What fun!


    He’s about the right size for a leprechaun.

    KELLY RED: Looks more "Elf like" when it comes to size.

    Or fairy?

    ROXY: I've never actually seen Santa, but I always pictured him as a much larger fellow.

    Times are tough.

    He’s had to slim down.

    GEOFF: Can't his little helpers help him back into his home?

    Har!

    BOXER: bwahahaahahahahahahahahahah.
    100% made my day.


    Thank goodness I pleased SOMEBODY around here this week.

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  20. It looks like Santa has had a fall of soot on his beard. It often happens when you don't clean your flue out thoroughly.

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  21. MITZI: It looks like Santa has had a fall of soot on his beard. It often happens when you don't clean your flue out thoroughly.

    Keep it clean!

    This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

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