[via Jason’s Golden Fleecing]
It’s time for Mistress MJ to catch up on what’s been going on in your lives since the day she jetted off to Whereversville.
We’ve popped ‘round to many of your blogs but couldn’t possibly read every entry.
So tell us what you’ve been up to in the last couple of weeks.
Well?
first
ReplyDeletedrugs
ReplyDeleteyeay!
ReplyDeleteI guess you can see what I've been up to by my picture up there.
cleaning house, sugar. over and over and over again. *sigh*
ReplyDeletexoxox
Oh, you know, sex change, rehab, sex change back. The yoozh. And cleaning house.
ReplyDeleteI think I have rheumatoid Arthuritis in me knees, matron.
ReplyDeleteI attended the Oscars and read 4 semi pornographic books including one which came with the warning:
ReplyDeleteContains hot sweaty interplanetary manlovin.
Or something like that.
Well, I haven't been up to anything nearly as exciting as what 'Petra's been up to.
ReplyDeleteUnless you count inordinate amounts of tin foil, cloaked alien spaceships and 75 dead starlings?
Why should we?
ReplyDeleteYou haven't told us where you've been and what you've been doing.
Well - I boarded the "personal journey" train and I found that I am actually a half decent person and am now working very hard to better myself and realise my goals.
ReplyDeleteAlso - polishing my leather to more adequately serve as your head slave.
Missed you Mistress.............
Damien
I was doing drugs with xl and working the Texan jelly wrestling bars
ReplyDeleteAgree with Kaz. Where are the holiday snaps?
ReplyDeleteSheep.
ReplyDeleteGoat
ReplyDeleteI had a virtual Itchy Bumhole and an empty fridge
ReplyDeleteInterplanitary Manlovin.......Eeeewww
XL: Drugs
ReplyDeleteIs it the drugs that gives you the “first” edge around here?
JASON: yeay!
I guess you can see what I've been up to by my picture up there.
Tassel twirling?
Your wig is askew, girl.
SAVANNAH: cleaning house, sugar. over and over and over again. *sigh*
Have you tried using a baby mop?
PEENEE: Oh, you know, sex change, rehab, sex change back. The yoozh. And cleaning house.
What about your identical twin sister?
Did SHE have the sex change too?
Funny, you both still look the same.
ISTVANSKI: I think I have rheumatoid Arthuritis in me knees, matron.
You may rise.
Obviously you’ve been down on your knees too long worshipping Mistress MJ.
CYBERPOOF: I attended the Oscars and read 4 semi pornographic books including one which came with the warning:
Contains hot sweaty interplanetary manlovin.
Or something like that.
“Hot sweaty interplanetary manlovin” will be my new mantra.
IVD: Well, I haven't been up to anything nearly as exciting as what 'Petra's been up to.
Unless you count inordinate amounts of tin foil, cloaked alien spaceships and 75 dead starlings?
I’m still waiting for my tinfoil hat prize.
*glares at anyone else who’s dares to challenge me in the Tinfoil Hat Compo*
KAZ: Why should we?
You haven't told us where you've been and what you've been doing.
Whereversville.
Doing whatever.
DAMIEN: Well - I boarded the "personal journey" train and I found that I am actually a half decent person and am now working very hard to better myself and realise my goals.
Also - polishing my leather to more adequately serve as your head slave.
Missed you Mistress.............
Damien
Is there a bar car on the personal journey train?
If not, I’m not getting on board.
LULU: I was doing drugs with xl and working the Texan jelly wrestling bars
Do you have any idea how many people end up in hospital after slips in the jello wrestling ring?
GEOFF: Agree with Kaz. Where are the holiday snaps?
Please refer to Friday’s post.
MAGO: Sheep
As in counting sheep?
CYBERPOOF: Goat
Stop it.
BEAST: I had a virtual Itchy Bumhole and an empty fridge
Interplanitary Manlovin.......Eeeewww
Stop trying to blame your so called “virtual” Itchy Bumhole on Mister C.
“Itchy Bumhole” would be a good name for a band.
If you had any musical talent, that is.
Other than farting the national anthem.
Flat on my back or as others would say, 'work'.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: Flat on my back or as others would say, 'work'.
ReplyDeleteJust what we would expect from the Truck Stop Trollop!
I have had my hair honied and glazed... I just need a bit of sun now so I can get roasted.
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: I have had my hair honied and glazed... I just need a bit of sun now so I can get roasted.
ReplyDeleteNow I want a donut.
Or a bag of nuts.
I've been naughty thanks.
ReplyDeleteYou? Oh yeah, you aren't going to tell us squit about your holiday.
Tease.
ROSES: I've been naughty thanks.
ReplyDeleteYou? Oh yeah, you aren't going to tell us squit about your holiday.
Tease.
I was somewhere where they served fruity girlie drinks with tiny, colourful umbrellas perched delicately on the edge of the glass.
Oh I’ve just described a typical afternoon in CyberPete’s apartment, haven’t I?
I've just been picking my nose waiting for Mistress MJ to get back. You know my whole world revolves around your dirty pictures of naked old guys.
ReplyDeleteYou have, MJ!
ReplyDeleteExcept today where I'm really ill and the bars are closed.
Did you vacation at my place? I knew I was missing a bunch of vodka etc
Just bar & grillin' as always...
ReplyDeleteLamb?
ReplyDeletewhy i was staging that open house you so graciously highlighted! i often do work for this agent. you should see her p&s.
ReplyDeleteNothing much...just off to do the laundry now.
ReplyDeletei met an odd man i thought was called werza tallit....that was eh fun
ReplyDeleteOne day last week, I made some custard from scratch, using egg yolks, milk, cream, sugar and a vanilla pod. Well, as you can imagine it took ages to make, but it was a triumph, and it tasted just like Bird's instant.
ReplyDeleteRANDOM: I've just been picking my nose waiting for Mistress MJ to get back. You know my whole world revolves around your dirty pictures of naked old guys.
ReplyDeleteI’m feeling the weight of responsibility.
Time for another vacation.
CYBERPOOF: You have, MJ!
Except today where I'm really ill and the bars are closed.
Did you vacation at my place? I knew I was missing a bunch of vodka etc
I used your razor on my legs too.
HEFF: Just bar & grillin' as always...
Save me a cold one.
MAGO: Lamb?
Stop it.
NORMADESMOND: why i was staging that open house you so graciously highlighted! i often do work for this agent. you should see her p&s.
I’ve seen enough of her t&a, thank you!
EROS: Nothing much...just off to do the laundry now.
I’ll bet you’re secretly fashioning a tinfoil hat as we speak!
MANUEL: i met an odd man i thought was called werza tallit....that was eh fun
Polish?
MITZI: One day last week, I made some custard from scratch, using egg yolks, milk, cream, sugar and a vanilla pod. Well, as you can imagine it took ages to make, but it was a triumph, and it tasted just like Bird's instant.
Is custard a euphemism?
I managed to pick a leaky tube of super glue when doing a wee repair job resulting in 3 welded fingers and a shit load of attached miscellanea picked up in the efforts to free myself.
ReplyDeleteStill, now I don't need to look for the remote or a pen or a chopstick or a bottle top.
BBB: Don't try to brush your teeth with it.
ReplyDeleteUnless you have dentures, of course.