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Infomaniac will be hosting an exciting competition when Mistress MJ returns.
Have your cameras ready!
gold
ReplyDeleteWill the Mistress be responding to Jamesons?
Godsdammit! Pipped to first place.
ReplyDeleteSilver.
Hai XL
Bronze, Bon Voyage Mistress...
ReplyDeleteP.S. Happy hols, Mistress MJ!
ReplyDeleteBring us back something nice - Not syphilis or dysentery, thank you.
Nobody told you guys the Games were over? Or does Infomaniac have it's own Games in perpetuity...
ReplyDeleteMJ, I hope you have a blast going wherever you're going and doing whatever you're doing. I'm sure you'll have tales to tell when you get back. In the meantime, I'll bet we can run this comment section up to around 3,487 or so!
what ponita said, THEGAMESAREOVER!!
ReplyDeleteoh no, no twatting? I need my twats!
ReplyDeleteAfter the game is only before the next game.
ReplyDeleteWhere will she go to? A whiskey bar in Alabama? MAybe too obvious.
Will you respond to messages sent by carrier pigeons?
ReplyDeleteShe mentioned "homing pigeons", Istvanski.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww! Muuuuum! You're so meeeeean!
ReplyDelete[Stomps up to impossibly messy bedroom to sulk]
[Stops sulking long enough to have a wank]
Enjoy yourself!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Boo! And just what will I do for my Filthy Friday...... **scans blog roll**.....
ReplyDeleteHave a well earned va-kay.
**returns with camera**
ReplyDeleteis it time?
Is it time for rehab again? Already? Well have a lovely, lovely time of it, wherever.
ReplyDeleteOf course! Mr Peenee, you're right. That industrial strength bionic liver of hers is only good for 20,000 gallons (normally enough for a life time), so it's about time she got it replaced. Again.
ReplyDeleteI suppose we are lucky the Betty Ford swat team allowed her on final post before she was strapped into the straight jacket and ski mak and carted off
ReplyDeleteAnd right before the Oscars!
ReplyDeleteThis is just not kosher.
Humpf!
ReplyDeleteYou notice she didn't tell us where she's going on her hols?
Ah well.
Cyberpete, what's the cocktail of the day? I need a drink.
Have a good time!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean more beaver postcards?
Sx
We'll cope.
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling tacky and whorish right now Roses. So champagne cocktails it is!
ReplyDeleteI'll be switching to Moet later for the Oscars but for the moment I'm having my hair and makeup done for the show tonight. Later I'll be picking out which designer dress to wear for the red carpet.
Enjoy the in-flight entertainment!
ReplyDeleteGreat! Now I have an extra three minutes a day to wank!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great vacay, Mistress!
have a fantastically fun time...
ReplyDeleteObviously people are still excited over the soon to start Parolympics!
ReplyDeleteHappy hols Mistress, I'm sure that most of my fellow Bitches will be able to find ways to keep themselves entertained, as several have already attested to, my goodness 3 minutes that must be a new games record!
Hope your wearing jimmy choos Pete and seconds on the champagne dhaarings....
No, Princess. I'm wearing my fabulous Vivienne Westwoods. They make me taller.
ReplyDeleteDefinately seconds and thirds (and fourths and fifths) of Moet.
Roses, let's do mimosas this fair morning
ReplyDeleteBon Voyage! Enjoy the holiday!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to smile at the gov't perv looking at your nude body as you go through the airport body scanner!
Cyberpete, you looked fabulous last night dahling.
ReplyDeleteMimosas would really hit the spot right about now.
Good man.
I find it interesting that both MJ and Thombeau are taking "breaks" simultaneously.
ReplyDeleteI'm comforted in the knowledge that Kabuki Zero will keep us informed of any conspiracies that may be underway.
How very clandestine! However, the clue to her whereabouts could be in the heading "Adios, Bitches"
ReplyDelete(Travel tip) Those Gormet jelly beans in 100g plastic tubes (or 410g if you're feeling adventurous) make ideal Papillion's purses whilst negotiating the "Nothing to Delcare" channel of a South American airport.
Enjoy your hols. As Connie Francis would say: V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N, we're gonna have a ball, go!
I never get to go anywhere! That lady of mine has jetted off again, no doubt meeting with her clan to bring them up to speed on her world domination plan. Or world damnation plan. Or world dominatrix plan. I don't remember, all this unpacking has got kabuki in a turn.
ReplyDeleteWho's going to host Filthy Friday?
ReplyDeleteWe can't not have Filthy Friday.
Not I, although I could probably do a "most hideous dress of the Oscars" Friday.
ReplyDeleteWhat are we drinking today Roses?
Most hideous dress of Oscars would be great Cyberpete.
ReplyDeleteHow about White Russians? I've never had them, they sound my kind of drink...better make several batches for when Boxer pops by.
White Russians? No thank you ... it's so cold I need a Lumumba now.
ReplyDeleteBored now. Are you back yet?
ReplyDeleteSx
bugs bunny said it best " eewwww, I'm dying". Please hurry back, I promise not to move ever again. I had no idea it would lead to this. And by this I of course mean Beaver Rehab.
ReplyDeleteI was glad there was no hot old cock posted.......... until I scrolled doon.
ReplyDeleteI didn't do the Oscar thing but my post from yesterday is a little naughty Roses.
ReplyDeleteNever had White Russian either, so let's try that. Lumumbas are great though.
I'll be over in a second to check it out.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a Lumumba?
Cacao with Rum or Amaretto. I prefer it hot, others drink it cold or luke-warm. But here its snowing again and pretty damn cold over night, so I want a hot cacao with whipped cream, chocolate particles sprinkled over and Rrrrum. In Frisia they call this Tote Tante, Dead Aunt, don't know why. And a buttered bun ... ahem, Roses?
ReplyDeletemago, are you offering to butter my buns?
ReplyDeleteYou're so smooth...
I wonder if the Mistress is joining the "Mile high Club" again
ReplyDeletealthough I think she already has a life membership.
hi Pete, Mago, Roses.
Filthy Fridays are just not the same any more are they?
White Russians sound good though, pour me two will you please Pete
*rushes through on roller skates flashing warm baps*
ReplyDeleteNot quite the same though is it?
*Pulls down old Knudsen's trousers for a filthy Friday thrill*
Sx
Naja, Scarlet, he is pretty fat these days, but it's not the real deal ...
ReplyDelete*roller-skates after Ms Scarlet with butter and a knife*
ReplyDeletehope you had a disease free holiday!
ReplyDeleteWhere IS the ghastly old bag
ReplyDeleteHarumph
It's scary here ...
ReplyDeleteThis just isn't good enough.
ReplyDeleteI've had my camera ready for so long that the battery has gone flat now.
*Grumps off for a re-charge*
I hope she hasn't been swollowed up by that Bermuda Triangle thing
She may never return!
Oh, and Scarlet dear, can I borrow your skates ? I want to try that Knudsen thrill!
....of course you can borrow my skates, just in time for mucky Monday...
ReplyDeleteSx
Have a great holiday MJ!! I'm just back home from 2 weeks on da roads meself, but it wuz no vacation! Much fun wuz had though and here's wishing you the samesest :-)
ReplyDeleteBored now.
ReplyDelete*watches Princess skating round Old Knudsen and munches one of Ms Scarlet's buns*
***Ouch***
ReplyDeleteMind your teeth, Roses!!
Sx
What's the drink of the day?
ReplyDeleteMoet?
dammit, why isn't she back yet? *sigh* i'm bored and lonely and i need some entertainment! xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteSorry Ms Scarlet. I got carried away.
ReplyDeletemago ~ I was thinking of something really tacky, Screaming Orgasm.
savannah ~ hopefully she's not been kidnapped by the locals.
Hang on, why don't we get Princess and XL to dance for us? That would be entertaining. I'll put some Abba on.
Its a complot.
ReplyDeleteFirstNations vanishes or goes "sitting in the sun", MJ "on hols", now Scarlet with "important business" to do.
Yay!
ReplyDeleteAbba!
HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy Camera is ready and waiting!! (wink)
this damn well better not be a two-week vacation. I shall open a vein - and it probably won't be one of mine! Only you can end this senseless violence(and prevent forest fires) I long for your electronic touch. please hurry home.
ReplyDeleteHai?
ReplyDelete*sits down with camera*
It's all gone very quiet around here.
ReplyDeleteOh hai Kabuki, Boxer and Tickersoid.
ReplyDeleteXL and Princess have let us down.
Cyberpete, what's a good cocktail with coffee as the main ingredient?
Irish coffee? Preferably made with so much rum so it looks like a weak tea
ReplyDeleteSorry, whiskey
ReplyDeletehurry the fuck back would ya already! Love ya!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry for the delay but my dance card has just been so full...
ReplyDeleteMr Xl... Oh Mr Xl... I'm ready for that dance now.
* Luring Pete from hogging the Dance floor with an open Magnum of Moet, to the strains of Dancing Queen, sitting him down next to Miss Roses*
Now where was I? Oh that's right,
Mr Xl... Josephine is ready for you to surrender to her dancing charms...
*looking around room anxiously for Mr Xl*
BITCHES: Just as I suspected.
ReplyDeleteThe inmates are running the asylum.