Join us as we get groovy.
Grab and grope … the Infomaniac way!
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Everybody DANCE now!
Drink up, bitches!
And thanks to all of you for a fab four years!!!
Note: This party will last all day Tuesday AND Wednesday so pace yourselves, bitches.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Infomaniac Love-In Anniversary Party
It’s Infomaniac’s FOURTH anniversary and we’re staging a love-in!
Join us as we get groovy.
Grab and grope … the Infomaniac way!
[via]
Everybody DANCE now!
Drink up, bitches!
And thanks to all of you for a fab four years!!!
Note: This party will last all day Tuesday AND Wednesday so pace yourselves, bitches.
Join us as we get groovy.
Grab and grope … the Infomaniac way!
[via]
Everybody DANCE now!
Drink up, bitches!
And thanks to all of you for a fab four years!!!
Note: This party will last all day Tuesday AND Wednesday so pace yourselves, bitches.
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ReplyDeleteI'll have whatever the group in the first pix is having.
ReplyDeleteIt is with great regret that I decline your invitation as I'm still pretty ill and therefore can't consume alcohol and be out of bed for more that 5 minutes at a time.
ReplyDeleteI wish one and all a great orgy/party. May you not catch any STDs.
Trust Mr Xl to be arriving early.
ReplyDeleteI'm still looking for my pants but obviously I don't need them.
Houseboy, champagne cocktail pleease.
Oh Hi MJ, your looking relaxed and refreshed after your recent travels, and who would have guessed that you've had any work done at all? Remarkable !
You must give me your surgeons name.
Princess, pass the houseboy with the tray of champagne cocktails. You can have him back after I've got my drink.
ReplyDelete*raises glass*
A toast: to many more years of filth and depravity on Infomaniac!
congratulations, sugar! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteThe lady in the top photo has just fired a ping pong ball from her fanny and everyone is watching it fly! ....what?
ReplyDeleteCONGRATULATIONS!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have brought cake...
I hope Barney [whoever he is] won't miss it...
Sx
Wow! Now we're talking cake.
ReplyDeleteOh crap.
We've said the 'c' word.
*goes and hides under a houseboy*
happy four
ReplyDeletehope there's many more
you're never a bore
can i wear my granny glasses?
Finally I can be naked and let everyone get a load of my balls.
ReplyDeleteI’ll be in the Zen room judging the copulation party and if anyone is interested I’ll also be hosting the Mr. & Mrs. Bestiality contest later this evening out in the barn.
Happy anniversary MJ, and to all the infomaniacs.
PS: Happy 4th!
ReplyDeleteTraditional Gifts: Fruit
Modern Gifts: Appliances
So, which would The Mistress prefer, banana or "personal" massager?
That is one tacky looking tablecloth Miss Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on a wonderful anniversary!
ReplyDelete4 more years!
4 more years!
4 more years!
Cheers and thanks for all the great laughs.
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Best wishes for many more years of good fun and good friends.
*Heads off to to sample the food and joins the dance party*
XL: 1st
ReplyDeleteI'll have whatever the group in the first pix is having.
They’ve just taken their happy pill cocktails.
Shaken or stirred?
CYBERPOOF: It is with great regret that I decline your invitation as I'm still pretty ill and therefore can't consume alcohol and be out of bed for more that 5 minutes at a time.
I wish one and all a great orgy/party. May you not catch any STDs.
With you out of the picture, that leaves a lot more booze for the rest of us.
PRINCESS: Trust Mr Xl to be arriving early.
I'm still looking for my pants but obviously I don't need them.
Houseboy, champagne cocktail pleease.
Oh Hi MJ, your looking relaxed and refreshed after your recent travels, and who would have guessed that you've had any work done at all? Remarkable !
You must give me your surgeons name.
Doctor Feelgood.
ROSES: Princess, pass the houseboy with the tray of champagne cocktails. You can have him back after I've got my drink.
*raises glass*
A toast: to many more years of filth and depravity on Infomaniac!
I see you’re making up for CyberPete not being able to drink.
SAVANNAH: congratulations, sugar!
You’re very gracious, Miss Savannah.
It’s a pleasure being in your company.
You smell much nicer than some of our other guests.
MUTLEY: The lady in the top photo has just fired a ping pong ball from her fanny and everyone is watching it fly! ....what?
I’ve been told this is what you and Beast and Mr. Frobisher get up to of a night.
SCARLET: CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
I have brought cake...
I hope Barney [whoever he is] won't miss it...
Is that a coin slot in the top of the cake?
ROSES: Wow! Now we're talking cake.
Oh crap.
We've said the 'c' word.
*goes and hides under a houseboy*
It’s a two-fisted cake, no less, by the looks of it.
NORMADESMOND: happy four
hope there's many more
you're never a bore
can i wear my granny glasses?
Men don’t make passes
At girls who wear glasses
Be sure to wear
A flower in your hair
AYEM8Y: Finally I can be naked and let everyone get a load of my balls.
I’ll be in the Zen room judging the copulation party and if anyone is interested I’ll also be hosting the Mr. & Mrs. Bestiality contest later this evening out in the barn.
Happy anniversary MJ, and to all the infomaniacs.
Cake farting is more our kind of thing but it’s the thought that counts.
What were you saying about your balls?
We’ve all seen your magnificent corn dog so it’s time you put the rest on display.
XL: PS: Happy 4th!
Traditional Gifts: Fruit
Modern Gifts: Appliances
So, which would The Mistress prefer, banana or "personal" massager?
Mago acts as my personal massager but I’m reluctant to choose “banana” as we’ve all seen what Beast does with a banana.
So I’ll pick “modern gifts” and ask for a Dyson with a crevice tool and maneuverable ball.
CYBERPOOF: That is one tacky looking tablecloth Miss Scarlet.
Shouldn’t you be in bed?
EROS: Congratulations on a wonderful anniversary!
4 more years!
4 more years!
4 more years!
Cheers and thanks for all the great laughs.
..*o*
..o.*o
..*[]
../.*.\
..[__]...(--*)....(--*)
..[__]..._I_....._I_
Best wishes for many more years of good fun and good friends.
*Heads off to to sample the food and joins the dance party*
We’re all hoping you’ll get hot and take your clothes off.
I am in bed. One of the many joys the iPhone.
ReplyDeleteHappy Anniversary MJ. It is nice to let your hair down occasionally and throw yourself into these proceedings with gusto. I'm liking the paisley wallpaper.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!!
ReplyDeleteFour years, hmm let's see, I believe that's the silicone anniversary.
'scuse me.....
**having over-fortified himself prior to arriving at the party, felix crawls under the air hockey table and passes out**
Oh you greedy bitches! Just cuz La Diva comes late to the party can't one of you save me some vodker? Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, dearest Mistress MJ, on your four years of sleazitude and depravity that you so unselfishly share with us on Infomaniac. May you continue to amaze and delight us for many more years to cum.
Now, no more mention of crap and cakes, please. PLEASE?!!
xoxox
CYBERPOOF: I am in bed. One of the many joys the iPhone.
ReplyDeleteOf course you’re enjoying the “set to vibrate” feature as well.
MITZI: Happy Anniversary MJ. It is nice to let your hair down occasionally and throw yourself into these proceedings with gusto. I'm liking the paisley wallpaper.
Paisley … it goes with everything!
Is that a paisley Pucci print dress you’re wearing?
FELIX: Congratulations!!!
Four years, hmm let's see, I believe that's the silicone anniversary.
'scuse me.....
**having over-fortified himself prior to arriving at the party, felix crawls under the air hockey table and passes out**
Air hockey?
Damn you’re butch.
LA DIVA CUCINA: Oh you greedy bitches! Just cuz La Diva comes late to the party can't one of you save me some vodker? Sheesh!
Congrats, dearest Mistress MJ, on your four years of sleazitude and depravity that you so unselfishly share with us on Infomaniac. May you continue to amaze and delight us for many more years to cum.
Now, no more mention of crap and cakes, please. PLEASE?!!
There’s plenty of vodka to go around what with CyberPete flat on his back out of the picture.
What crap and cake?
I have no idea what you’re on about.
Here…have a cocktail weenie.
Thanks, darling, a cocktail weenie, I can certainly handle. Every time I hear "cake" I have visions of that video you posted a while back.....shudder!
ReplyDeleteLA DIVA CUCINA: Care for a cheese roll-up?
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, all the fellas here are avoiding them.
DIVINE! Thanks, darling, more for moi!
ReplyDeletedon't worry if I'm late, I brought my own bottle and box of donuts. I'll just sit here next to LaDiva and teach how a woman REALLY drinks vodka.
ReplyDeleteLaDiva? Meet my liver.
Oh, and Happy Happy Anniversary to you MJ. It took me forever to get on your blog roll and I'm forever grateful to be part of The Infomanics
LA DIVA CUCINA: DIVINE! Thanks, darling, more for moi!
ReplyDeleteYou spoke too soon.
Boxer just showed up.
BOXER: don't worry if I'm late, I brought my own bottle and box of donuts. I'll just sit here next to LaDiva and teach how a woman REALLY drinks vodka.
LaDiva? Meet my liver.
Oh, and Happy Happy Anniversary to you MJ. It took me forever to get on your blog roll and I'm forever grateful to be part of The Infomanics
Did I make you work for the Blogroll listing?
Sometimes that Mistress MJ can be SUCH a bitch.
Thank goodness you’re here.
La Diva’s all over the cocktail weenies.
LaDiva will NOT enjoy those when they come back up.
ReplyDelete**hands bottle over to MJ for a swig**
as for the blog roll, I think money was finally exchanged?
BOXER: LaDiva will NOT enjoy those when they come back up.
ReplyDelete**hands bottle over to MJ for a swig**
as for the blog roll, I think money was finally exchanged?
*hearkens back*
Remember our feuding over Old Knudsen’s pee-stained cap?
Happy times.
happy times.
ReplyDelete**takes another swig**
i'm sitting in the corner drinking whiskey....i still have my clothes on...
ReplyDeleteBOXER: happy times.
ReplyDelete**takes another swig**
Did you know that as well as his cap, I have the keys to Old Knudsen’s cottage in Killamory?
MANUEL: i'm sitting in the corner drinking whiskey....i still have my clothes on...
Pass the bottle.
But before we get ossified, take off your pants so we can see that fine Irish arse.
Whee. I'm naked.
ReplyDeleteI will be in the Paisley Room fluffing the floor pillows ... and maybe get in a little dance practice as well.
ReplyDeleteMR. PEENEE: Whee. I'm naked.
ReplyDeleteOh my!
I can see “Little” Mr. Peenee!
Teehee.
XL: I will be in the Paisley Room fluffing the floor pillows ... and maybe get in a little dance practice as well.
Who’s responsible for turning the Plaid Room into the Paisley Room?
*cracks open a fresh bottle for XL*
ReplyDeletedancing with a buzz is fun!
Why Mr Xl,
ReplyDeleteI see that you are wearing your white tie again, and my dance card is free...
Miss Roses, have you finished hiding under that houseboy? my glass is empty again...
Oh and Miss Scarlet...
I've bought back the roller skates I borrowed from you... thanks i had a real spin with Mr Knudsen...
Mistress, How do you keep this up after 4 years? I'm having such a wonderful time
*Slow dancing in corner with Mr Xl*
Lets all phone Pete later and give him a real thrill!
What?! I nodded off. Sorry.
ReplyDeletePrincess, my glass is empty. Go find more champagne while I dance with xl, you've losened him up nicely.
I'll just have a swig of Boxer's vodka while I swish past.
*takes swig, hands bottle back*
Thanks love.
Good party as always Mistress.
Congratulations H'emzjay XX OO
ReplyDeleteI can hardly believe how quickly time has passed...thank you for all of the laughs, winces, shudders and audible gasps.
Finding your B-spot was a seminal moment in my cyberlife. You had this crazyass notion that you could post almost anything and somehow everyone who showed up seemed to geddit and have fun with it.
Meeting daily at your cyber-watering hole has been a real treat...and look at all of the great personalities that I've met here...all coming from every angle and walk of life.
You have massaged an eclectic gang from all walks of life by being firm and administering discipline equally. Whenever trouble arose you dealt with it decisively and swiftly..you stayed in charge, which is exactly what we wanted.
Bravo
XXX OOO
BOXER, PRINCESS & ROSES: The champagne fountain is open!
ReplyDelete*hands out sparkly fresh glasses for all*
Do you suppose CyberPete has succumbed to the dreaded MANFLU?
DONN: Congratulations H'emzjay XX OO
I can hardly believe how quickly time has passed...thank you for all of the laughs, winces, shudders and audible gasps.
Finding your B-spot was a seminal moment in my cyberlife. You had this crazyass notion that you could post almost anything and somehow everyone who showed up seemed to geddit and have fun with it.
Meeting daily at your cyber-watering hole has been a real treat...and look at all of the great personalities that I've met here...all coming from every angle and walk of life.
You have massaged an eclectic gang from all walks of life by being firm and administering discipline equally. Whenever trouble arose you dealt with it decisively and swiftly..you stayed in charge, which is exactly what we wanted.
Bravo
XXX OOO
‘Tis a mutual admiration society at work here, Mr. Coppens.
Your personalities (you have almost as many personalities as IVD!)…e.g. Lord Tennisanyone (a personal fave), Homo Escapeons, Donn, Donnnn, and of course, the beloved Donnnnnnnnnnnnn … are always welcome here and we are BIG fans of your blog and your brain.
Mistress MJ is applying your kisses to her B-spot as we speak.
Mwah!
Bless your heart Mistress, clean glass...more champagne. You really are a fantastic hostess.
ReplyDeleteSo...when does Robert Downey Jr arrive to make this fabulous party, perfect?
ROSES: He awaits you in one of our many guest bedrooms.
ReplyDeleteOnly the fourth - it seems like longer?
ReplyDeleteSorry - just not in the party mood.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
ReplyDeleteCan you ask one of the houseboys to bring up two bottles of champagne, a bowl of strawberries and a slinky. Ta.
*shuts bedroom door firmly behind her*
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Petra has been sick over my special tin foil hat. What a cheat!!! What shall I do now?
ReplyDeleteSx
I am here, you may start the party now. I brought rumake,a party favorite. Don't let it get cold. MJ four years is a long time to be a superstar goddess of fabulish. My joy at being one of your many loveslaves cannot be overstated, and I don't kiss up to just any megastar, I do have my pride. I shall rain kisses down from on high - just as soon as I can get another kahlua & ginger ale. congrats
ReplyDelete**drags in portable vodka fountain**
ReplyDeleteyou got an outlet for this?
**puts "do not disturb" on Roses door**
**saunters over to Boxer's vodka fountain and greedily puts mouth over spout**
ReplyDeleteHey Roses, you wanna share?
**naughtily looks through keyhole, waiting for an opportunity to crash the party**
**hands LaDiva a glass with ice cubes, 'cuz she's a classy gal**
ReplyDeletetee hee!
ReplyDeleteOh, congratulations!
ReplyDelete* hopes no one wore velcro to this party as all the pubic topiarists seem to have been on strike *
This grey goose fountain is really a nice invention. All this moaning and groaning weaves a fine carpet of sound.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Dear Mistress!
I'd love to, but mother doesn't let me dance on the bed...naked....after drinking champagne....anymore.
ReplyDeleteI mean, wo what, if there was a little pee?
Ok, a lot.
She's just so mean to me.
KAZ: Only the fourth - it seems like longer?
ReplyDeleteSorry - just not in the party mood.
Sounds like you need a prescription for Fukitol.
ROSES: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Can you ask one of the houseboys to bring up two bottles of champagne, a bowl of strawberries and a slinky. Ta.
*shuts bedroom door firmly behind her*
Excuse me, did you say a SLINKY?
SCARLET: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Petra has been sick over my special tin foil hat. What a cheat!!! What shall I do now?
Oh how sad.
That means you lose the Tinfoil Hat competition.
KABUKI: I am here, you may start the party now. I brought rumake,a party favorite. Don't let it get cold. MJ four years is a long time to be a superstar goddess of fabulish. My joy at being one of your many loveslaves cannot be overstated, and I don't kiss up to just any megastar, I do have my pride. I shall rain kisses down from on high - just as soon as I can get another kahlua & ginger ale. congrats
Mistress MJ accidentally misread ‘rumake’ as ‘bukkake’ and felt faint for a moment.
Apparently, a mix of Kahlua and ginger ale is called a “Clousseau”…
Which puts us in mind of Peter Sellers.
Which puts us in mind of The Party.
Mind that your Cornish game hen doesn’t become impaled on Mistress MJ’s tiara.
Birdie-num-nums, anyone?
BOXER: **drags in portable vodka fountain**
you got an outlet for this?
**puts "do not disturb" on Roses door**
What is Roses up to in there with Robert Downey Jr. and a Slinky?
LA DIVA CUCINA: **saunters over to Boxer's vodka fountain and greedily puts mouth over spout**
Hey Roses, you wanna share?
**naughtily looks through keyhole, waiting for an opportunity to crash the party**
You’re lucky you’re a woman and can’t catch the dreaded MANFLU.
Though really, you don’t know where that spout has been.
BOXER & LA DIVA CUCINA: Why don’t the pair of you just jump into the fountain?
Everyone else is too drunk to notice anyway.
IVD: Oh, congratulations!
* hopes no one wore velcro to this party as all the pubic topiarists seem to have been on strike *
Mr. Baldnutz is on-call.
MAGO: This grey goose fountain is really a nice invention. All this moaning and groaning weaves a fine carpet of sound.
Congratulations Dear Mistress!
Try not to get carpet burn.
JASON: I'd love to, but mother doesn't let me dance on the bed...naked....after drinking champagne....anymore.
I mean, wo what, if there was a little pee?
Ok, a lot.
She's just so mean to me.
Isn’t it time you cut the apron strings?
Surely you can find another date for Chick-fil-A?
BITCHES: Thanks to everyone who popped in to wish Mistress MJ a happy FOURTH anniversary.
The next round’s on me!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
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