[via TJB at Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist]
And Mistress MJ has taken to her boudoir chaise with her Gal Pal …
See to it that the place is clean and tidy by the time Mistress MJ awakens.
She doesn’t want to find Roses engaged in lewd behaviour with Robert Downey Jr. and a Slinky …
Nor does she want to find mysterious fluids or stains on the furniture.
It’s time to put your pants back on and go home …
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Thanking you in advance for your cooperation.
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ReplyDelete"Gal Pal"
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of something altogether different. Sorry.
Time to go home already? But the fun is just starting!!
ReplyDeleteThe party ain't over til the cops show up!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Miss Roses needs a helping hand with RDJ, I hope that the slinky isn't too tangled...
ReplyDelete*kneeling at keyhole whispering offers of assistance*
It's been such a marvelous party, thank you Mistress, your houseboys have been very accommodating.
It looks like I should be sorry that I missed it
ReplyDelete*wanders down in a dressing gown*
ReplyDeleteMorning darlings, is there coffee?
And ice cubes? Not for me, I hasten to add.
I'd let RDJ sleep in for a bit if that's okay?
Also what's good for carpet burns?
@Roses:
ReplyDeleteAlso what's good for carpet burns?
I know lots of things that are good for carpet burns!
Oh, you mean to cure them.
I would like to confess ahead of time..the mysterious fluid on the arm of the couch belongs to me..I'm truly sorry for my bad aim.
ReplyDeleteKapitano, yeah, they're a bit uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteOh...ewww...what's that?
Oh man, ms scarlet's hat is ruined.
*gets rubber gloves and black bin bag*
I'm just going to wake RDJ up and clear up the bedroom.
Does anyone know if sheep skin rugs can be dry cleaned?
note to self: never, never, never, ever leave mj's party's early again! the MITM can take a cab home from the airport next time! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteI want a gal pal!! I want a slinky!!
ReplyDeleteI want RDJ!!!
I want, I want, I WANT!!!!
Sx
P.S... Where are my roller skates?
Totally missed the party. But I'll help clean up as punishment for my bad behavior!
ReplyDelete**unplugs vodka fountain and drags it outside**
ReplyDeleteHEY! who put their clothes in here?
WAS THAT TOO LOUD???
ReplyDeleteSORRYYYYYYYYYY
Awesome party..
ReplyDeleteexcept I somehow got dragged into a discussion that started out concerning 70s designers Halston or Bob Mackie and turned quite ugly by the time we hit Liza or Cher, Beatles or Stones, Brad or George, velvet or steel, chartreuse or mauve..and he must have been american because he said MAHV instead of MOHV and that put me over the top and it was on!
Monica finally found me and convinced me that I was just arguing for the sake of arguing and that I didn't even know what we were arguing about...which was true...but that is the miracle of alcohol is it not?
I was under the impression that I had averted a hissy fit Diva meltdown with _________ and the kerfuffle had seemed to settle before it erupted into a full blown incident...
but as I graciously turned to freshen my cocktail and follow Bellucci away from the fray the little bastard smashed a lamp over my head...so he is paying for it!
Before I could retaliate Monica suggested a romp in the Library..if your nanny-cam was running I better not see that footage on TMZ.
Okay well I'm sending this in real time from the IHOP so see ya later.
Right, RDJ is all nice and clean again...I suppose I'd better tidy up the bedroom now.
ReplyDeleteMs Scarlet, he's having another nap...I think I've worn him out a bit.
*hands back the roller skates*
Umm...has anyone seen my top and skirt?
*looks at the sodden mess in Boxer's vodka fountain*
BITCHES: Which part of “Do Not Disturb” do you not understand?
ReplyDeleteMorning ... Vodka fountain my arse, someone replaced the good stuff with benzol or something ...
ReplyDeleteMago I am prepared to launch a full investigation into any tampering with my vodka fountain. Mostly because it is a SIN to mess with good vodka.
ReplyDeleteKNOCKS ON MJ'S DOOR TO ASK WHERE THE PAPER TOWELS ARE.
Is some polka music left? we should hear polca music while cleaning.
ReplyDeletePolka would be perfect. Let's play it really loud?
ReplyDeleteparty.
ReplyDeleteI have found a pair of maracas.
ReplyDeleteI will shake them along to this. And Boxer can have a boogie.
Sx
Roses, I have two sheep skin rugs but never partied on them so I wouldn't know. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteMaracas? It jumped right up - and grabbed my meat ...
ReplyDeletePete, I always imagined you on a bear skin ...
Say Boxer, is it possible that the drains of your fountain are clogged? Or maybe the industrial that was pumped through did affect the tubes?
ReplyDelete**yawns and stretches, luxuriantly.
ReplyDeleteopens eyes and sits bolt upright, banging head on the underside of air hockey table.**
Oh Christ, not again!
I'm afraid my beloved vodka fountain has been compromised with some moonshine of questionable quality. Whoever did this?
ReplyDeleteI'd like more please.
*hands felix a bag of ice*
it's happens to me all the time.
Felix, why are you wearing my skirt?
ReplyDeleteBoxer, mago polka music? Is it really necessary?
Look, I've been cleaning all day, Cyberpete, look behind that statue of David, I'm sure there's a bottle stashed there.
Drink anyone?
Oh Mago! You naughty one!
ReplyDeleteI don't have the place for a bear skin rug but I'll give yours a whirl if you so wish
Yes please, Roses!
ReplyDelete[turns on intercom]
ReplyDeleteNum Num. Num Num. Birdie Num Num!
Puck. Puck. Puck. PUCK! Aaawak. Aaawak. AAAWAK! Aaawak. Puck. Puck. Puck. PUCK!
I say now that's it all cleaned up....
ReplyDeletewe mess it up again.
Absofuckinglutely Miss Boxer!
ReplyDeleteA Whirl! Twist twingle and shout?
ReplyDeleteLook - Mister Sellers is with us! Roses needs some recreation, she had a laborous night and a hard working day, what would you liek to hear?
And someone has to open the handcuffs of this poor sod whathisname, Junior something ...
Pete your faboulus powers have returned? Fine - please pop open this bottle veuve Cliquot forgot over here ...
For you, anything Mago! *pops cork*
ReplyDeletepersonally I prefer a Moet Chardon to the Veuve as the latter is a little like drinking surly pi- sorry I mean it's a little too dry for my taste.
**drags back in vodka fountain**
ReplyDeleteAh yes you mentioned before that dry white wine is not your poison. So let's mix something nice with the old widow and move over to Moet: Is it possible to bring Moet and Grey Goose together? Who saied something lately about geese in moonshine?
ReplyDeleteMurder! MURDER!
ReplyDeleteDon't kill the Moet! Please!
Add the Geese to the Veuve it can only be an improvement.
PS I'm sure Princess will have my head for that last statement.
ReplyDeleteTeehee ... no comment from me on head or heat, nearly angered Roses the other day. I see boxer's destiller is working again, excuse me while I vanish in the vapor, I have to test their kreosot, thank God I do not smoke anymore ...
ReplyDeleteSee? a week in rehab and now you get hangovers again.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: I’ve had it up to HERE with you bitches.
ReplyDelete*crawls off to sleep in the oubliette*
La Diva whispers: The only polka you bitches would know is "Who stole the kishka?!"
ReplyDelete**finds half empty vodka bottle under sofa and five inch Jimmy Choos and saunters out...**
Wait! I don't OWN any Jimmy Choos!
**shrugs and keeps walking...**